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Meyer[_2_] August 10th 12 03:10 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not

being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,

statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has

been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is

that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher

voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both

Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done

drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people

believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them

have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of

that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his

wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?


JustWait[_2_] August 10th 12 03:46 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 
On 8/10/2012 10:10 AM, Meyer wrote:


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not

being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,

statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has

been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is

that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher

voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both

Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done

drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people

believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them

have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of

that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his

wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?



LOL, even Jess loved this!

iBoaterer[_2_] August 10th 12 04:18 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 
In article , says...

On 8/10/2012 10:10 AM, Meyer wrote:


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not

being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,

statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has

been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is

that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher

voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both

Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done

drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people

believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them

have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of

that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his

wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?



LOL, even Jess loved this!


Well, it's all stupid for one thing. And bull****.

X ` Man[_3_] August 10th 12 05:00 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 
On 8/10/12 10:46 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 8/10/2012 10:10 AM, Meyer wrote:


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not

being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,

statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has

been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is

that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher

voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both

Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done

drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people

believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them

have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of

that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his

wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?



LOL, even Jess loved this!


Even conservatrashers don't like Romney.


--
I'm a liberal because the militant fundamentalist ignorant
science-denying religious xenophobic corporate oligarchy of modern
Republican conservatism just doesn't work for me or my country.

John H.[_5_] August 10th 12 05:08 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 
On Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:18:15 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:

In article , says...

On 8/10/2012 10:10 AM, Meyer wrote:


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not
being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,
statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has
been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher
voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both
Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done
drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people
believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them
have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of
that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his
wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?



LOL, even Jess loved this!


Well, it's all stupid for one thing. And bull****.


But it's all true, Kevin.

iBoaterer[_2_] August 10th 12 05:28 PM

Why secularists and progressives don't like Romney
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:18:15 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On 8/10/2012 10:10 AM, Meyer wrote:


Why Mitt Romney is Unlikable!

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not
being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we
struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up
with a Top Ten List to explain why he is not liked.


Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious,
statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has
been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher
voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both
Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done
drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too
square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people
believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and
became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them
have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were
raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of
that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living,
patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his
wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he
made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it
from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a
job and earning your own money made you un-relatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?


LOL, even Jess loved this!


Well, it's all stupid for one thing. And bull****.


But it's all true, Kevin.


I'm not Kevin, idiot.


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