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iBoaterer[_2_] March 29th 12 06:30 PM

A joke
 

I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

Happy John March 29th 12 07:06 PM

A joke
 
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?

iBoaterer[_2_] March 29th 12 07:12 PM

A joke
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?


I'm sorry, please show where the joke says anything about "black
policemen", Asshole Harry.

Happy John March 29th 12 07:49 PM

A joke
 
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:12:26 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

snipped

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?


I'm sorry, please show where the joke says anything about "black
policemen", Asshole Harry.


I said nothing about the 'joke'. I simply asked you a question.

Why should such a simple question prompt name-calling. Sounds like Kevin or Harry to me.

iBoaterer[_2_] March 29th 12 08:38 PM

A joke
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:12:26 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, iBoaterer wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

snipped

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

What do you have against black policemen, Harry?


I'm sorry, please show where the joke says anything about "black
policemen", Asshole Harry.


I said nothing about the 'joke'. I simply asked you a question.

Why should such a simple question prompt name-calling. Sounds like Kevin or Harry to me.


What name calling? Like you, I've just picked a name at random to call
you, Asshole. You must be going senile or something. I post a joke, and
somehow a question pops into you head that has absolutely NOTHING to do
with what I posted. Strange behavior. Sounds like something Harry would
do, Asshole. Let's say you posted something about your boat motor not
starting well, and my reply was something like "What do you have against
hispanic women?" Doesn't make sense just as your reply didn't.

amdx March 29th 12 08:51 PM

A joke
 
On 3/29/2012 1:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.



Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?


Very funny Happy John!
After he qualified it would be perceived as a political post,
it was perfect.
Mikek

amdx March 29th 12 08:51 PM

A joke
 
On 3/29/2012 2:38 PM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:12:26 -0400, wrote:

In ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

snipped

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

What do you have against black policemen, Harry?

I'm sorry, please show where the joke says anything about "black
policemen", Asshole Harry.


I said nothing about the 'joke'. I simply asked you a question.

Why should such a simple question prompt name-calling. Sounds like Kevin or Harry to me.


What name calling? Like you, I've just picked a name at random to call
you, Asshole. You must be going senile or something. I post a joke, and
somehow a question pops into you head that has absolutely NOTHING to do
with what I posted. Strange behavior. Sounds like something Harry would
do, Asshole. Let's say you posted something about your boat motor not
starting well, and my reply was something like "What do you have against
hispanic women?" Doesn't make sense just as your reply didn't.


It was funny!!

X ` Man[_3_] March 29th 12 09:02 PM

A joke
 
On 3/29/12 2:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?



Why are you dragging me into your dispute with iLoogy, Herring? You and
iLoogy seem well-matched.

Happy John March 29th 12 09:07 PM

A joke
 
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:02:21 -0400, X ` Man wrote:

On 3/29/12 2:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?



Why are you dragging me into your dispute with iLoogy, Herring? You and
iLoogy seem well-matched.


You two seem the same.

X ` Man[_3_] March 29th 12 09:13 PM

A joke
 
On 3/29/12 4:07 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:02:21 -0400, X ` wrote:

On 3/29/12 2:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

What do you have against black policemen, Harry?



Why are you dragging me into your dispute with iLoogy, Herring? You and
iLoogy seem well-matched.


You two seem the same.



Perhaps to morons like you.


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