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iBoaterer[_2_] March 29th 12 09:31 PM

A joke
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:02:21 -0400, X ` Man wrote:

On 3/29/12 2:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

What do you have against black policemen, Harry?



Why are you dragging me into your dispute with iLoogy, Herring? You and
iLoogy seem well-matched.


You two seem the same.


So do you and a smelly piece of dog ****, Asshole.

Oscar March 29th 12 09:44 PM

A joke
 
On 3/29/2012 4:02 PM, X ` Man wrote:
On 3/29/12 2:06 PM, Happy John wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:30:08 -0400, wrote:


I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


What do you have against black policemen, Harry?



Why are you dragging me into your dispute with iLoogy, Herring? You and
iLoogy seem well-matched.


It's always appropriate to sully your name Krausie baby.

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Earl[_9_] March 30th 12 12:45 AM

A joke
 
iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!

iBoaterer[_2_] March 30th 12 01:30 PM

A joke
 
In article , earl47592
@hotmail.com says...

iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!


I can't figure out for the life of me how that John Herring read that
and came up with a question like he did about black police officers.
Must be his racism.

Oscar March 30th 12 02:35 PM

A joke
 
On 3/30/2012 8:30 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In , earl47592
@hotmail.com says...

iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too


That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!


I can't figure out for the life of me how that John Herring read that
and came up with a question like he did about black police officers.
Must be his racism.


Are you really dumb as a post, or just pretending?

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Happy John March 30th 12 03:04 PM

A joke
 
On Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:35:56 -0400, Oscar wrote:

On 3/30/2012 8:30 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In , earl47592
@hotmail.com says...

iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!


I can't figure out for the life of me how that John Herring read that
and came up with a question like he did about black police officers.
Must be his racism.


Are you really dumb as a post, or just pretending?


Kevin never pretended. We all knew.

This guy - who knows. Perhaps he *is* pretending.

iBoaterer[_2_] March 30th 12 03:39 PM

A joke
 
In article ,
says...

On Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:35:56 -0400, Oscar wrote:

On 3/30/2012 8:30 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In , earl47592
@hotmail.com says...

iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!

I can't figure out for the life of me how that John Herring read that
and came up with a question like he did about black police officers.
Must be his racism.


Are you really dumb as a post, or just pretending?


Kevin never pretended. We all knew.

This guy - who knows. Perhaps he *is* pretending.


Well, then, do tell, where did you get the idea in your head that the
joke had anything to do with "black policemen", Asshole. Harry would
make assumptions like that too.

Oscar March 30th 12 06:11 PM

A joke
 
On 3/30/2012 10:39 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:35:56 -0400, wrote:

On 3/30/2012 8:30 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In , earl47592
@hotmail.com says...

iBoaterer wrote:
I'm sure somehow this will be perceived as a political post or a "fight
thread" but anyway:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.

The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He
looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying ******* told you I was speeding too

That's funny! Thanks for sharing it!

I can't figure out for the life of me how that John Herring read that
and came up with a question like he did about black police officers.
Must be his racism.

Are you really dumb as a post, or just pretending?


Kevin never pretended. We all knew.

This guy - who knows. Perhaps he *is* pretending.


Well, then, do tell, where did you get the idea in your head that the
joke had anything to do with "black policemen", Asshole. Harry would
make assumptions like that too.


Are you trying to put Harry and John in the same boat? Snerk!


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