On Dec 29, 7:24*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB

Actually, she's much more trim than I am. During coitus, she ....
well, let's not go there.