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On Dec 29, 7:26*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, *wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:


On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
* *wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.
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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. *She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. *She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.


What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. *(Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)


Me? *Well ... you know me, eh?


Did you get full retail for the bidets? *Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

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Yes, full retail. And yes, it depressed the bidet market nationally.
The consequences were too embarrassing to imagine. Lots of soiled --
well ..... I'm an erudite person who would rather not detail the
situation.
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