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Honey Badger[_29_] December 30th 11 01:26 AM

I'm please to announce ...
 
George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

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And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?


Did you get full retail for the bidets? Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

-HB

Honey Badger[_29_] December 30th 11 01:27 AM

I'm please to announce ...
 
Hern wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

It's a parallel - and a parody!

-HB

George C. Boater December 30th 11 01:34 AM

I'm please to announce ...
 
On Dec 29, 7:26*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, *wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:


On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
* *wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.
Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -

And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. *She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. *She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.


What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. *(Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)


Me? *Well ... you know me, eh?


Did you get full retail for the bidets? *Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

-HB- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yes, full retail. And yes, it depressed the bidet market nationally.
The consequences were too embarrassing to imagine. Lots of soiled --
well ..... I'm an erudite person who would rather not detail the
situation.

George C. Boater December 30th 11 01:36 AM

I'm please to announce ...
 
On Dec 29, 7:24*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB


Actually, she's much more trim than I am. During coitus, she ....
well, let's not go there.

Canuck57[_9_] December 30th 11 05:33 AM

I'm please to announce ...
 
On 29/12/2011 8:06 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!


Just means educated beyond usefulness.

--
Corrupt USA, Euro Bank and Military Regime, funding both sides of
terrorism for profit and debt-tax slavery.

iBoaterer[_2_] December 30th 11 12:55 PM

I'm please to announce ...
 
In article 2ff2033c-b0ff-46b2-bf84-d444b719dd47
@q8g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:


... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.


Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.


Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.


Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.


Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?


Didn't she sell off the bidet factory for more than it was worth?

iBoaterer[_2_] December 30th 11 12:57 PM

I'm please to announce ...
 
In article ,
says...

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM,
wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.


I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!!

iBoaterer[_2_] December 30th 11 12:59 PM

I'm please to announce ...
 
In article ,
says...

George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.


Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB


Hey, remember his fat fingers? Same thing, it was because of "depth of
field" she's not really fat!!!!

Hern December 30th 11 01:23 PM

I'm please to announce ...
 
On 12/30/2011 7:57 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM,
wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.


I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!!


Only by reputation

iBoaterer[_2_] December 30th 11 07:13 PM

I'm please to announce ...
 
In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM,
wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.


I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.


I take it you've not seen the picture of the "trophy" wife????!!! Two
words..... Bow.....WOW.


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