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George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, wrote: On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote: On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" wrote: ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year, champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start. Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff. What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I mention 4 doctorates?) Me? Well ... you know me, eh? Did you get full retail for the bidets? Did you shut down the bidet market in the area for months? -HB |
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On Dec 29, 7:26*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote: On Dec 29, 10:01 am, *wrote: On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote: On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" * *wrote: ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year, champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start. Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I liquidated the company. *She used the proceeds to build the largest charity hospital on the East Coast. *She now pays 100% of the salaries of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff. What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. *(Did I mention 4 doctorates?) Me? *Well ... you know me, eh? Did you get full retail for the bidets? *Did you shut down the bidet market in the area for months? -HB- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Yes, full retail. And yes, it depressed the bidet market nationally. The consequences were too embarrassing to imagine. Lots of soiled -- well ..... I'm an erudite person who would rather not detail the situation. |
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On Dec 29, 7:24*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote: .... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat folds, too? -HB Actually, she's much more trim than I am. During coitus, she .... well, let's not go there. |
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On 29/12/2011 8:06 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44 @o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says... ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude! Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her! Just means educated beyond usefulness. -- Corrupt USA, Euro Bank and Military Regime, funding both sides of terrorism for profit and debt-tax slavery. |
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says... On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote: On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" wrote: ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year, champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start. He's doing a parody on Krause. I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!! |
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On 12/30/2011 7:57 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In , says... On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote: On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" wrote: ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year, champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start. He's doing a parody on Krause. I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!! Only by reputation |
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says... On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern wrote: On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote: On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" wrote: ... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia. Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of Gertrude Matilda. Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly proud of the little woman. Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy New Year. Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year, champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start. He's doing a parody on Krause. I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an educated trophy wife? If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway? Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started. I take it you've not seen the picture of the "trophy" wife????!!! Two words..... Bow.....WOW. |
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