I'm please to announce ...
 

.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 29, 9:06*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...



... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!

I am soooo proud of Gertrude Matilda. She also comes from a very
adventurous family. Her mother once received a fireboat welcome in
New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash tub.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.


Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 084bc374-3d15-4a21-82d3-d430325f2623
@q9g2000yqe.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 29, 9:06*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...



... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!

I am soooo proud of Gertrude Matilda. She also comes from a very
adventurous family. Her mother once received a fireboat welcome in
New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash tub.

I know he doesn't like to brag about his young southern belle to garner
attention, but I've heard rumors that she is also an accomplished
photographer, having been published in several magazines. There was was
a very stunning photo of some owls taken in her back yard that were seen
here.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?

I'm please to announce ...
 

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:42:47 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company.

===

Wow, that must have been a lot of liquid... :-)

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 29, 5:32*pm, Wayne.B wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:42:47 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company.

===

Wow, that must have been a lot of liquid... * *:-)

Yes, it was a lot of shekels. And I earned a handsome fee for my
services in liquidating the company. My gorgeous, young, wealthy and
educated (did I mention four doctorates) wife was most appreciative of
my expertise.

I'm please to announce ...
 

George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB

I'm please to announce ...
 

George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.
Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?

Did you get full retail for the bidets? Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

-HB

I'm please to announce ...
 

Hern wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.
It's a parallel - and a parody!

-HB

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 29, 7:26*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
On Dec 29, 10:01 am, *wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
* *wrote:
... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.
Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.
Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.
Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.
Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.
Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. *Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. *Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. *She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. *She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. *(Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? *Well ... you know me, eh?

Did you get full retail for the bidets? *Did you shut down the bidet
market in the area for months?

-HB- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Yes, full retail. And yes, it depressed the bidet market nationally.
The consequences were too embarrassing to imagine. Lots of soiled --
well ..... I'm an erudite person who would rather not detail the
situation.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 29, 7:24*pm, Honey Badger wrote:
George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB

Actually, she's much more trim than I am. During coitus, she ....
well, let's not go there.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On 29/12/2011 8:06 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In article83df002a-90b4-47c1-b917-f15d46bb5b44
@o9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Happy New Year to your stunningly beautiful Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Gertrude!
Some would say that you are a first class narcissist that uses your wife
to garner attention, but I see that you are just very proud of her!

Just means educated beyond usefulness.

--
Corrupt USA, Euro Bank and Military Regime, funding both sides of
terrorism for profit and debt-tax slavery.

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 2ff2033c-b0ff-46b2-bf84-d444b719dd47
@q8g2000yqa.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 29, 10:01*am, Oscar wrote:
On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:





On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

Taking an early ride on the party train, Plume? Sober up- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

And Gertrude Matilda is wealthy, too. Her father owned the largest
bidet manufacturing company in America. Within hours of his death, I
liquidated the company. She used the proceeds to build the largest
charity hospital on the East Coast. She now pays 100% of the salaries
of the 138 physicians on the hospital staff.

What a great wife: wealthy, gorgeous, young and educated. (Did I
mention 4 doctorates?)

Me? Well ... you know me, eh?

Didn't she sell off the bidet factory for more than it was worth?

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article ,
says...

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!!

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article ,
says...

George C. Boater wrote:
.... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Do you have to use a shop vac to get all of the crap out of her fat
folds, too?

-HB

Hey, remember his fat fingers? Same thing, it was because of "depth of
field" she's not really fat!!!!

I'm please to announce ...
 

On 12/30/2011 7:57 AM, iBoaterer wrote:
In ,
says...

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I take it you know Harry pretty well then!!!!

Only by reputation

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.

I take it you've not seen the picture of the "trophy" wife????!!! Two
words..... Bow.....WOW.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:





On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. Did I mention
she has four doctorates? Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. Wealthy, too. And stunningly
beautiful. Her attraction to me is sexual. She craves my body.

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article ,
says...

On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 14:13:08 -0500, iBoaterer wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.

I take it you've not seen the picture of the "trophy" wife????!!! Two
words..... Bow.....WOW.

Why the hell would I be stalking ANY of the politically obsessed
losers? I can't IMAGINE spending worthwhile time scouring the Internet
for pictures and particulars of ANYBODY posting here. That's just
nuts.

I didn't "scour the internet".

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"





wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"





wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...







On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. We're humble people.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Dec 31, 11:38*am, "George C. Boater"
wrote:
On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:





In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. *We're humble people.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Gertrude Matilda is so modest. That's why she will not post her four
diplomas (I did mention that she had four doctorates, didn't I?);
neither will she post the photographs of her mother's fireboat welcome
in New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash
tub, nor the photographs of her rebuilding bombed out black churches
nor the photos or address of the largest charity hospital on the East
Coast that she built, all with money from my efforts in liquidating
her father's bidet manufacturing company. I do have some pics of her
"Rounding The Horn" (twice in fact) that I'll try to find and post for
your edification.

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 4a06c50c-9c83-4185-824b-
,
says...

On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...







On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. We're humble people.

Tell us more about that humble Zimmerman like lobsta' boat, and Yale
degree.

I'm please to announce ...
 

In article 04322ba1-fdf6-443e-b6a6-
,
says...

On Dec 31, 11:38*am, "George C. Boater"
wrote:
On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:





In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. *We're humble people.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Gertrude Matilda is so modest. That's why she will not post her four
diplomas (I did mention that she had four doctorates, didn't I?);
neither will she post the photographs of her mother's fireboat welcome
in New York Harbor after crossing the Atlantic in a 10-gallon wash
tub, nor the photographs of her rebuilding bombed out black churches
nor the photos or address of the largest charity hospital on the East
Coast that she built, all with money from my efforts in liquidating
her father's bidet manufacturing company. I do have some pics of her
"Rounding The Horn" (twice in fact) that I'll try to find and post for
your edification.

I'd love to see them! Do you have any of her bobcat?

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Jan 1, 8:40*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 4a06c50c-9c83-4185-824b-
,
says...







On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. *We're humble people.

Tell us more about that humble Zimmerman like lobsta' boat, and Yale
degree.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Gertrude Matilta's lobster boat is a thing of beauty, a wonderful
blending of form and function. A delight to behold. Of course, the
boat is registered in another un-named state "for business reasons."

At Yale, Gertrude Matilda was a classmate of George W. She and other
members of the "in crowd" used to laugh at George W. and his frat boys
as they walked across campus. You will not find her name among the
Yale alumni "for security reasons." She later worked in Viet Nam in a
top secret operation and her identity has been erased for obvious
reasons.

I'm please to announce ...
 

On Sun, 1 Jan 2012 20:05:36 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater" wrote:

On Jan 1, 8:40*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 4a06c50c-9c83-4185-824b-
,
says...







On Dec 31, 9:49*am, iBoaterer wrote:
In article 6c11dac4-dcff-469e-ab0b-76c4cedeb7d5
@r5g2000yqc.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 31, 8:33*am, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:55:46 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"

wrote:
On Dec 30, 10:44*am, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:33:59 -0500, Hern
wrote:

On 12/29/2011 10:09 AM, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 06:34:01 -0800 (PST), "George C. Boater"
*wrote:

... that the little woman, my wife Gertrude Matilda, has just earned
her fourth doctorate degree. *Her doctorates are from Yale, Harvard,
Princeton and Columbia.

Many years my junior, and stunningly beautiful, we are so proud of
Gertrude Matilda.

Me? *I've never rally amounted to much which is why I'm so doubly
proud of the little woman.

Please join me in congratulating and wishing Gertrude Matilda a Happy
New Year.

Accepting your assumption, if you are going to toast the New Year,
champagne made with sour grapes is a poor start.

He's doing a parody on Krause.

I've got that, but I can't figure out two thing. Why is he so obsessed
with him and why does he seem to be jealous of anybody having an
educated trophy wife?

If it is true, he seems to be doing well. If not, who cares, anyway?
Oh, yeah, Boater does. Now we are back where we started.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

She is quite the trophy. *Was Miss Florida in the Miss American
pageant. *And won the ice skating gold in the Olympics. *Did I mention
she has four doctorates? *Graduated at the very top of her class at
Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Columbia. *Wealthy, too. *And stunningly
beautiful. *Her attraction to me is sexual. *She craves my body.

Your obsessions make me glad I have a life; especially a life aside
from rec.boats.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I'm obsessed with my beautiful, wealthy, young and highly educated
wife. *I don't know if I've mentioned it, but she's also an
outstanding boater. *She owns a absolutely gorgeous Zimerman-like
lobster boat, a Hatteras and dozens of other expansive boats. *Quite a
gal, wouldn't you agree?

I wonder why she'll post pictures of her cats, her lawnmower, her
contractor built deck, her back door, etc. but won't post a picture of
her boat?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's because neither she nor I like to brag about our possessions or
adventurous life. *We're humble people.

Tell us more about that humble Zimmerman like lobsta' boat, and Yale
degree.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Gertrude Matilta's lobster boat is a thing of beauty, a wonderful
blending of form and function. A delight to behold. Of course, the
boat is registered in another un-named state "for business reasons."

At Yale, Gertrude Matilda was a classmate of George W. She and other
members of the "in crowd" used to laugh at George W. and his frat boys
as they walked across campus. You will not find her name among the
Yale alumni "for security reasons." She later worked in Viet Nam in a
top secret operation and her identity has been erased for obvious
reasons.

Give it a rest. We know all we need to know!