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Disgusted December 28th 11 11:51 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On 12/28/2011 3:14 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Dec 28, 8:50 am, Happy wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just opened it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd been 'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too bright to ever do such a thing.


Flagged as the spam **** it is....



Do you even know what "spam" is as it applies to the Internet?

"unsolicited bulk messages" A single message is hardly bulk. But you
knew that, didn't you?

JustWait December 29th 11 12:24 AM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On 12/28/2011 6:51 PM, Disgusted wrote:
On 12/28/2011 3:14 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Dec 28, 8:50 am, Happy wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just opened
it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She
then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd been
'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too
bright to ever do such a thing.


Flagged as the spam **** it is....



Do you even know what "spam" is as it applies to the Internet?

"unsolicited bulk messages" A single message is hardly bulk. But you
knew that, didn't you?


My dog at a can of spam once.. Had hell of a time getting her to eat the
frekin can opener though...;)

Honey Badger[_29_] December 29th 11 01:02 AM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
Disgusted wrote:
On 12/28/2011 3:14 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Dec 28, 8:50 am, Happy wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just
opened it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She
then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd
been 'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too
bright to ever do such a thing.


Flagged as the spam **** it is....



Do you even know what "spam" is as it applies to the Internet?

"unsolicited bulk messages" A single message is hardly bulk. But you
knew that, didn't you?

He's a moron. It's obvious to a dead man.

-HB

Wayne.B December 29th 11 01:12 AM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:35:38 -0500, JustWait
wrote:

The worse is our friends with two bull mastifs, one at 190 lbs+. These
dogs will take food right from your hand while you are standing there or
reach right up on the counter and take whatever it can reach. They
thought it was cute when the dogs were little...


===

And now they say: "What would you like for dinner sir, and when would
you like it?"

Bob Crachet December 29th 11 04:22 AM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On 12/28/2011 8:54 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2011 8:50 AM, Happy JH wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just opened
it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She
then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd been
'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too
bright to ever do such a thing.



You could also raise your dog as I do, no human food, ever. My dogs can
lay on the floor next to a turkey sandwich and never even realize it's
something to eat, much less touch it. Just sayin'. When you train a
puppy, remember anything you train him to do (like eat people food), he
will do when he get's older....


My Daughter taught our dog well. Every time he wants a treat he hovers
over the food bos and looks at us. He sits when we give it to him. He
drops it until we walk away before picking it up and eating it. If he is
hungry he points or other wise indicates the direction of the food box
and pops his mouth a little bit.
His idea of play is getting us to chase his toys. Tell him to go get
them and he plays dumb. When we brought our Daughter's cats to care for
a while, he went searching and found one of his toys and dropped in
front of the Cats. It was fascinating seeing him try to get them to
play.

Happy JH December 29th 11 12:22 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On Wed, 28 Dec 2011 23:22:05 -0500, Bob Crachet wrote:

On 12/28/2011 8:54 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2011 8:50 AM, Happy JH wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just opened
it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She
then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd been
'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too
bright to ever do such a thing.



You could also raise your dog as I do, no human food, ever. My dogs can
lay on the floor next to a turkey sandwich and never even realize it's
something to eat, much less touch it. Just sayin'. When you train a
puppy, remember anything you train him to do (like eat people food), he
will do when he get's older....


My Daughter taught our dog well. Every time he wants a treat he hovers
over the food bos and looks at us. He sits when we give it to him. He
drops it until we walk away before picking it up and eating it. If he is
hungry he points or other wise indicates the direction of the food box
and pops his mouth a little bit.
His idea of play is getting us to chase his toys. Tell him to go get
them and he plays dumb. When we brought our Daughter's cats to care for
a while, he went searching and found one of his toys and dropped in
front of the Cats. It was fascinating seeing him try to get them to
play.


We have a cat that's about thirteen now. Watching the new pup, at two months, trying to get the cat
to play *was* hilarious! The cat would get on the ottoman, it's favorite place next to my lap, and
the dog would try to get up there with it. The cat, declawed in the front, would just bat the hell
out of the dog's face. Had the dog afraid of it for a couple months. Now they both realize it's a
game and have a great time - until the cat gets tired. He has a way of calling it off.

iBoaterer[_2_] December 29th 11 12:51 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
In article , Bob Crachet
says...

On 12/28/2011 8:54 AM, JustWait wrote:
On 12/28/2011 8:50 AM, Happy JH wrote:
...contains Xylitol. This stuff is bad news for dogs.

http://vetmedicine.about.com/od/toxi...ylitol_tox.htm

Last night I found an empty Orbit box on the floor. I had just opened
it earlier and left it on the
table. The new pup had jumped on a chair and gotten the package. She
then ate about twelve pieces,
paper and all.

This morning I picked her up from the emergency room where she'd been
'flushed'. That was a $550
lesson.

Live and learn. I, of course, realize that most here are way too
bright to ever do such a thing.



You could also raise your dog as I do, no human food, ever. My dogs can
lay on the floor next to a turkey sandwich and never even realize it's
something to eat, much less touch it. Just sayin'. When you train a
puppy, remember anything you train him to do (like eat people food), he
will do when he get's older....


My Daughter taught our dog well. Every time he wants a treat he hovers
over the food bos and looks at us. He sits when we give it to him. He
drops it until we walk away before picking it up and eating it. If he is
hungry he points or other wise indicates the direction of the food box
and pops his mouth a little bit.
His idea of play is getting us to chase his toys. Tell him to go get
them and he plays dumb. When we brought our Daughter's cats to care for
a while, he went searching and found one of his toys and dropped in
front of the Cats. It was fascinating seeing him try to get them to
play.


Our dog taught my ex wife to fetch treats for him. She was a fairly
quick learner, too!

BAR[_2_] December 29th 11 12:55 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
In article ,
says...

Our dog taught my ex wife to fetch treats for him. She was a fairly
quick learner, too!


The question is who owns who?

X ` Man[_3_] December 29th 11 01:01 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
On 12/29/11 7:55 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Our dog taught my ex wife to fetch treats for him. She was a fairly
quick learner, too!


The question is who owns who?


iLoogy has an ex-wife? I seem to recall when I saw his posts directly
that he claimed he'd never been married. I guess this was when he was
living in Georgia.

--
Hate women? Hate the idea of women having sex?

Vote Republican, and join in the GOP's unhinged attacks
on Planned Parenthood, the HPV vaccine,
and insurance coverage of contraception.

iBoaterer[_2_] December 29th 11 03:08 PM

Orbit sugar-free gum...
 
In article , dump-on-
says...

On 12/29/11 7:55 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

Our dog taught my ex wife to fetch treats for him. She was a fairly
quick learner, too!


The question is who owns who?


iLoogy has an ex-wife? I seem to recall when I saw his posts directly
that he claimed he'd never been married. I guess this was when he was
living in Georgia.


It was a joke, you dumb twit! And I've never lived in Georgia. I realize
that you are a stupid as Don in that respect, though. And you're still a
sniveling coward.


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