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Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
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Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
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Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
On 11/10/11 1:14 PM, wrote:
On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:14:02 -0800, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:59:42 -0500, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:36:08 -0500, X ` Man wrote: What a frippin' moron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPjm...layer_embedded Rick, you have to write this **** on your hand like Palin. His hand was completely filled with the names of other contestants. Yup poor old Rick. He showed up drunk to a speech and stoned to a debate. Herman is burning on the side of the road and Romney is ... well ... Romney. (or Yenmor if it polls better) Ron Paul looks stronger every day. Andy Borowitz has Perry pegged purr-fectly: November 10, 2011 Three Things from Rick Perry About Last Night Dear American: Okay, lookit, there are three things I forgot to mention last night. Firstly, you should never drink before a debate. Right after that danged thing was over I had to stick my head in the porcelain throne and that lawn gnome Ron Paul had to hold my hair. This morning my head hurts like it was hit with a hammer in one of those movies with Larry, Curly, and… Larry, Curly, and what’s the other one? Ah, ****. Now here’s B: the American people have to decide what’s worse, forgetting which agencies you plan to get rid of or forgetting which ladies you tried to nail when you were running the National Restaurant Association. I can tell you this, if somebody asked me if I remembered who I’d sexually harassed I could sure as **** tell you their names. But please don’t ask me that. And finally, number 3: what the hell was number 3 again? I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue. Nope, I’ve lost it. Oops. Vote for me, Rick Perry |
Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
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says... On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:14:02 -0800, jps wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:59:42 -0500, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:36:08 -0500, X ` Man wrote: What a frippin' moron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPjm...layer_embedded Rick, you have to write this **** on your hand like Palin. His hand was completely filled with the names of other contestants. Yup poor old Rick. He showed up drunk to a speech and stoned to a debate. Herman is burning on the side of the road and Romney is ... well ... Romney. (or Yenmor if it polls better) Ron Paul looks stronger every day. Everybody has those moments in public speaking. It's awfully hard to remain focused at all times. |
Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:14:35 -0500, wrote:
On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:14:02 -0800, jps wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:59:42 -0500, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:36:08 -0500, X ` Man wrote: What a frippin' moron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPjm...layer_embedded Rick, you have to write this **** on your hand like Palin. His hand was completely filled with the names of other contestants. Yup poor old Rick. He showed up drunk to a speech and stoned to a debate. Herman is burning on the side of the road and Romney is ... well ... Romney. (or Yenmor if it polls better) Ron Paul looks stronger every day. Ron Paul may look stronger to those on the right but he's toxic when it comes to attracting indepedents or conservative Dems. Repeal Rowe v. Wade and let the states handle it? That's just one of his positions that'd scare the crap out of people. |
Commerce, Education and...d'oh...
On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:34:39 -0500, X ` Man
wrote: On 11/10/11 1:14 PM, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:14:02 -0800, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 10:59:42 -0500, wrote: On Thu, 10 Nov 2011 06:36:08 -0500, X ` Man wrote: What a frippin' moron: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcPjm...layer_embedded Rick, you have to write this **** on your hand like Palin. His hand was completely filled with the names of other contestants. Yup poor old Rick. He showed up drunk to a speech and stoned to a debate. Herman is burning on the side of the road and Romney is ... well ... Romney. (or Yenmor if it polls better) Ron Paul looks stronger every day. Andy Borowitz has Perry pegged purr-fectly: November 10, 2011 Three Things from Rick Perry About Last Night Dear American: Okay, lookit, there are three things I forgot to mention last night. Firstly, you should never drink before a debate. Right after that danged thing was over I had to stick my head in the porcelain throne and that lawn gnome Ron Paul had to hold my hair. This morning my head hurts like it was hit with a hammer in one of those movies with Larry, Curly, and… Larry, Curly, and what’s the other one? Ah, ****. Now here’s B: the American people have to decide what’s worse, forgetting which agencies you plan to get rid of or forgetting which ladies you tried to nail when you were running the National Restaurant Association. I can tell you this, if somebody asked me if I remembered who I’d sexually harassed I could sure as **** tell you their names. But please don’t ask me that. And finally, number 3: what the hell was number 3 again? I’ve got it on the tip of my tongue. Nope, I’ve lost it. Oops. Vote for me, Rick Perry That little two-step he perfomed would have made Gerald Ford look like Fred Astaire. He makes Biden look like the smoothest speechmaker since John Kennedy. |
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