Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."