Harry at the lunch counter
 

Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

Harry at the lunch counter
 

Subject: Harry at the lunch counter
From: "Skipper"

Harry

snip

doughnuts."


Good God!
You've been gone all this time and the best you can come back with is this old
joke!?

Capt. Bill

Harry at the lunch counter
 

"LaBomba182" wrote in message
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Good God!
You've been gone all this time and the best you can come back with is
this old
joke!?

Capt. Bill


I think he's been posting as Bill Cole.

Harry at the lunch counter
 

"Skipper" wrote in message news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

The village idiot returns.

Harry at the lunch counter
 

I was at a loss, when your humor went away. Glad to see you back.

Jack

"Skipper" wrote in message
news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge
guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat,
stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing
I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in
the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

Harry at the lunch counter
 

A poor rewite of the "cancel my hotdog" joke. The original is much funnier.

-W

"Skipper" wrote in message
news:hI5fb.666628$Ho3.138795@sccrnsc03...
Harry sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge
guy
behind the counter bellows, "One burger!" The cook, who's even bigger,
screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat,
stuffs
it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and
then tosses it on the grill. Harry says, "That's the most disgusting thing
I
think I've ever seen." The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in
the
morning when he makes the doughnuts."

Harry at the lunch counter
 

On 3 Oct 2003 04:21:45 -0700, (basskisser) wrote:

The village idiot returns.
==========================

If you can believe the trace route data on his posting IP, he's
returned by way of Atlanta. So it's either a Snipper wannabe (for
reasons we can only speculate about), or a relocated but still
landlocked Snipper. Sorry, Lake Lanier does not realy count as a blue
water venue.

The bad joke rings true regardless of IP address.

Harry at the lunch counter
 

Wayne.B wrote:
On 3 Oct 2003 04:21:45 -0700, (basskisser) wrote:

The village idiot returns.
==========================

If you can believe the trace route data on his posting IP, he's
returned by way of Atlanta. So it's either a Snipper wannabe (for
reasons we can only speculate about), or a relocated but still
landlocked Snipper. Sorry, Lake Lanier does not realy count as a blue
water venue.

The bad joke rings true regardless of IP address.




Ahh. Well, maybe he's what's his face, who used to own a ski or board
boat until his son got pregnant and moved to some small town in Idaho.

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