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On Oct 20, 6:18*pm, X ` Man wrote:
On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:





The Happy Life?


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey


Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??


Well no **** Sherlock!....


It's not like it could get much worse.


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North Star wrote:
On Oct 20, 6:18 pm, X ` wrote:
On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:





The Happy Life?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??
Well no **** Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse.

Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That's our boy!

Three minutes to respond? Amazing ****, silly man!

-HB
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On 10/30/2011 12:11 AM, Honey Badger wrote:
North Star wrote:
On Oct 20, 6:18 pm, X ` wrote:
On 10/20/11 5:16 PM, John H wrote:





The Happy Life?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets
better"??
Well no **** Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse.
Nice bit of ethnic, religious and cultural disparagement, Herring.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That's our boy!

Three minutes to respond? Amazing ****, silly man!

-HB


Took him that long to extract his nose and wash the poo off.
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