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On 10/13/2011 12:03 AM, Tim wrote:
On Oct 12, 11:00 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:31:01 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Oct 12, 9:41 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:34:39 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Oct 12, 8:44 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:41:20 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Oct 12, 12:29 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:18:19 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

On Oct 12, 1:10 am, wrote:
On Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:23:37 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

But anyhow, i do see that you still wish me harm. But Groundhogs are
herbivores.

That doesn't mean they don't get ****ed off when you blow away their
family members or close friends.

Just for you. Herbivores evidently do get ****ed off...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-br...10/11/ns-farme...

A deer isn't a groundhog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=8PfY3M3yly4

I would've expected a little sense of humor, but no. You take our
interaction a little too seriously. I have strong feelings about guns
but I have absolutely no desire for you to get attacked by groundhogs.

Although I think it'd be funny.

I have no desire for you to get shot either.

And now would it be appropriate to use your line of - "Although I
think it'd be funny."???

There's no humor in someone getting shot, unless it's Dick Cheney and
I'd categorize that as joy.

However, a rodent killer getting his comeuppance via groundhogs sounds
like a pretty entertaining scene. I could see it winning funniest
home video if the groundhogs just chased the guy away.

I don't want to see your bones picked clean by any herbivore, it'd
upset their digestive systems for days.

Thanks for keeping up your tradition of wishing harm on me.

Hot air, Tim. I don't wish harm on you and have said so but that's
not going to keep you from saying so.

"That'd be cool, it'd give the varmint a fighting chance and several
of
his brethren may have time to tackle you while you're reloading.

You are far too literal my friend. It was a funny premise (a la Caddy
Shack) that was reflective of what happened in Cupertino. There was
no way in hell for anyone to tackle that son of a bitch before he
squeezed off several more rounds taking 3 people's lives and wounding
several more. Crossbows don't reload so quick and folks might have
had a good chance to get to him after his very first victim.

The shocking part of this for me is that you refuse to acknowledge the
common sense here. Whatever, if you think you're being straight with
yourself, that's all that matters. I understand how you'd lose
electronic rec.boats face if you dared agree with a liberal gun hater.

Repetitive slurs are among conservative's most oft used tools these
days so I understand how you've come to using this tactic.

You mean, line nom-de-plumes constant and repetitive "you're a moron"
line? hmmm, I didn't know she was a conservative...

Have a most pleasant evening.

I definitely plan on it. We had an excellent mid-week church service
this evening, looked up some sacred voodoo religious verses, and
sacrificed a groundhog to our Rambo Jesus, you know, the Jewish guy
that died (that is if he ever existed?) But tonight it wasn't one of
those conclave things, so i left my white "hoodie" at home. but we did
discuss the how we were going to abort another abortionist ...

Yes, most pleasant evening...

?;^ )

No one here mistakes you for one of the above loons. There's at least
a handful of sane Christians in America and you're certainly one.

And, someday you'll come to the conclusion that I was right about guns
and American society not mixing well.

In the meanwhile, you might want to check out the crossbow incident
that just happened in Seal Beach, CA.

Like people have been saying;. Murder is extremely evil, but you don't
have to have a gun to kill people.

I am wondering why each of these incidents seem to be in anti-second
amendment states (blue states)? I guess even hard core crims know it's
easier to go after those who will call the cops instead of shooting
back, well, if they are not already dead. I wonder if those folks in the
restaurant tried the sure fire technique JPS used the last time he got
in trouble. Hide, take down the plate, and call the cops;) Too bad none
of those dead folks in the restaurant thought of that! snerk

He's a great guy...

"jps" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 8 Oct 2011 19:05:03 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 8, 6:40 pm, jps wrote:

Let's get real, Tim. Guns are very good at what they're designed to
do, kill things.

I know, I use them around the farm for varmint control. They're very
efficient.

I'm assuming you wouldn't go out there to kill varmints with a sword,
a knife or a bludgeon as long as you have an efficient weapon like a
gun.

I think most people agree with you, including those who are targeting
other humans.

What I don't understand is why folks like you don't recognize that
human beings are mutable, territorial, protective of their lot and
family and can be convinced or convince themselves that justice,
vigilantism or retribution are perfectly good solutions, answered with
the use of a very efficient killing tool.

And that Americans are especially vulnerable to requiring immediate
gratificaiton.

It's how bin Laden sucked us into spending trillions and thousands of
lives in a dubious adventure. Poke the idiot and watch him go insane.
That's the USA.

You think wider distribution and availability of weapons is a good
development?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

He's a great guy...

On 10/12/11 11:58 PM, JustWait wrote:
On 10/12/2011 11:31 PM, Tim wrote:

Have a most pleasant evening.

I definitely plan on it. We had an excellent mid-week church service
this evening, looked up some sacred voodoo religious verses, and
sacrificed a groundhog to our Rambo Jesus, you know, the Jewish guy
that died (that is if he ever existed?) But tonight it wasn't one of
those conclave things, so i left my white "hoodie" at home. but we did
discuss the how we were going to abort another abortionist ...

Yes, most pleasant evening...

?;^ )

LOL. we prayed to the God of filter oil this week, and our prayers were
answered. For four years JL Pinkx

Man, it's hard to stifle these yawns...

He's a great guy...

On 10/12/11 11:31 PM, Tim wrote:

I definitely plan on it. We had an excellent mid-week church service
this evening, looked up some sacred voodoo religious verses, and
sacrificed a groundhog to our Rambo Jesus, you know, the Jewish guy
that died (that is if he ever existed?) But tonight it wasn't one of
those conclave things, so i left my white "hoodie" at home. but we did
discuss the how we were going to abort another abortionist ...

Yes, most pleasant evening...

?;^ )

Gosh, and some refer to Mormonism as a cult... :)

He's a great guy...

On 10/13/11 6:10 AM, Eisboch wrote:

"jps" wrote in message ...
On Sat, 8 Oct 2011 19:05:03 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 8, 6:40 pm, jps wrote:

Let's get real, Tim. Guns are very good at what they're designed to
do, kill things.

I know, I use them around the farm for varmint control. They're very
efficient.

I'm assuming you wouldn't go out there to kill varmints with a sword,
a knife or a bludgeon as long as you have an efficient weapon like a
gun.

I think most people agree with you, including those who are targeting
other humans.

What I don't understand is why folks like you don't recognize that
human beings are mutable, territorial, protective of their lot and
family and can be convinced or convince themselves that justice,
vigilantism or retribution are perfectly good solutions, answered with
the use of a very efficient killing tool.

And that Americans are especially vulnerable to requiring immediate
gratificaiton.

It's how bin Laden sucked us into spending trillions and thousands of
lives in a dubious adventure. Poke the idiot and watch him go insane.
That's the USA.

You think wider distribution and availability of weapons is a good
development?

-----------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

Ahh...one of my all-time favorite movie scenes!

An apt statement:

"Poke the idiot and watch him go insane."

No need to look further than this newsgroup. :)

He's a great guy...

On 10/13/11 12:16 AM, JustWait wrote:

I am wondering why each of these incidents seem to be in anti-second
amendment states (blue states)?

Wonder all you like, but, leaving aside terrorist attacks perpetrated by
foreigners, the fact is most one-incident/multiple shootings or killings
take place in red states like Texas, Oklahoma, Virginia, et cetera,
where the citizenry is armed to the teeth.

He's a great guy...

On 10/13/11 7:45 AM, X ` Man wrote:
On 10/13/11 12:16 AM, JustWait wrote:

I am wondering why each of these incidents seem to be in anti-second
amendment states (blue states)?

Wonder all you like, but, leaving aside terrorist attacks perpetrated by
foreigners, the fact is most one-incident/multiple shootings or killings
take place in red states like Texas, Oklahoma, Virginia, et cetera,
where the citizenry is armed to the teeth.

Oh, and Colorado, of course.

He's a great guy...

On Oct 12, 11:00*pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:31:01 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 12, 9:41*pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:34:39 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 12, 8:44 pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:41:20 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 12, 12:29 pm, jps wrote:
On Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:18:19 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 12, 1:10 am, jps wrote:
On Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:23:37 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

But anyhow, i do see that you still wish me harm. But Groundhogs are
herbivores.

That doesn't mean they don't get ****ed off when you blow away their
family members or close friends.

Just for you. Herbivores evidently do get ****ed off...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-br...10/11/ns-farme...

A deer isn't a groundhog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=8PfY3M3yly4

I would've expected a little sense of humor, but no. You take our
interaction a little too seriously. I have strong feelings about guns
but I have absolutely no desire for you to get attacked by groundhogs.

Although I think it'd be funny.

I have no desire for you to get shot either.

And now would it be appropriate to use your line of - "Although I
think it'd be funny."???

There's no humor in someone getting shot, unless it's Dick Cheney and
I'd categorize that as joy.

However, a rodent killer getting his comeuppance via groundhogs sounds
like a pretty entertaining scene. I could see it winning funniest
home video if the groundhogs just chased the guy away.

I don't want to see your bones picked clean by any herbivore, it'd
upset their digestive systems for days.

Thanks for keeping up your tradition of wishing harm on me.

Hot air, Tim. *I don't wish harm on you and have said so but that's
not going to keep you from saying so.

"That'd be cool, it'd give the varmint a fighting chance and several
of
his brethren may have time to tackle you while you're reloading.

You are far too literal my friend. *It was a funny premise (a la Caddy
Shack) that was reflective of what happened in Cupertino. *There was
no way in hell for anyone to tackle that son of a bitch before he
squeezed off several more rounds taking 3 people's lives and wounding
several more. *Crossbows don't reload so quick and folks might have
had a good chance to get to him after his very first victim.

The shocking part of this for me is that you refuse to acknowledge the
common sense here. *Whatever, if you think you're being straight with
yourself, that's all that matters. *I understand how you'd lose
electronic rec.boats face if you dared agree with a liberal gun hater.

Repetitive slurs are among conservative's most oft used tools these
days so I understand how you've come to using this tactic.

You mean, line nom-de-plumes constant and repetitive "you're a moron"
line? hmmm, I didn't know she was a conservative...

Have a most pleasant evening.

I definitely plan on it. We had an excellent mid-week church service
this evening, looked up some sacred voodoo religious verses, and
sacrificed a groundhog to our *Rambo Jesus, you know, the Jewish guy
that died (that is if he ever existed?) *But tonight it wasn't one of
those conclave things, so i left my white "hoodie" at home. but we did
discuss the how we were going to abort another abortionist ...

Yes, most pleasant evening...

?;^ )

No one here mistakes you for one of the above loons. *There's at least
a handful of sane Christians in America and you're certainly one.

And, someday you'll come to the conclusion that I was right about guns
and American society not mixing well.

In the meanwhile, you might want to check out the crossbow incident
that just happened in Seal Beach, CA.

Nah, I'll pass. .....

He's a great guy...

On Oct 13, 5:10*am, "Eisboch" wrote:
"jps" *wrote in messagenews:782497huuk31epvv395cchvfhgasup6hgr@4ax .com....

On Sat, 8 Oct 2011 19:05:03 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Oct 8, 6:40 pm, jps wrote:

Let's get real, Tim. *Guns are very good at what they're designed to
do, kill things.

I know, I use them around the farm for varmint control. They're very
efficient.

I'm assuming you wouldn't go out there to kill varmints with a sword,
a knife or a bludgeon as long as you have an efficient weapon like a
gun.

I think most people agree with you, including those who are targeting
other humans.

What I don't understand is why folks like you don't recognize that
human beings are mutable, territorial, protective of their lot and
family and can be convinced or convince themselves that justice,
vigilantism or retribution are perfectly good solutions, answered with
the use of a very efficient killing tool.

And that Americans are especially vulnerable to requiring immediate
gratificaiton.

It's how bin Laden sucked us into spending trillions and thousands of
lives in a dubious adventure. *Poke the idiot and watch him go insane.
That's the USA.

You think wider distribution and availability of weapons is a good
development?

-----------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

LOL!