Republicans claim to revere the United States Constitution, but moved
to sabotage the Post Office, which is explicitly mentioned in the
Constitution; they claim to be "pro-life," yet cheer the death penalty
and wars, and oppose the reforms that could save poor people from dying
from lack of health care; they claim to be the party of Christian
values, but ignore some key teachings of Jesus; they claim to be the
party of fiscal responsibility, and to be anti-spending, but run up the
national debt more than Democrats do; they claim to be pro-business, but
don't do the stock market or anybody's income as much good as Democrats
do; they complain about "class warfare" when Democrats try to get the
wealthy to pitch in, but silently encourage redistribution of wealth
upward when they're in power; they claim their policies support "job
creators", but those companies wind up employing fewer people the richer
they get. I think, if I squint a little, I might be able to see the
faint outline of a pattern.


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I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.