An Oldie, but Goodie
 

Note, boating content involved:

A Republican and a Democrat


A Woman Is Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

An Oldie, but Goodie
 

On 06/09/2011 6:28 PM, TopBassDog wrote:
Note, boating content involved:

A Republican and a Democrat


A Woman Is Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

Truly hillaryious!!! Was her name Hillary or Peloshi?

--
First rule of holes: If your in one, don't keep digging.
So in the hole, why do we insanely want more debt?

An Oldie, but Goodie
 

On Sep 6, 7:54*pm, Canuck57 wrote:
On 06/09/2011 6:28 PM, TopBassDog wrote:









Note, boating content involved:

A Republican and a Democrat

A Woman Is Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

Truly hillaryious!!! *Was her name Hillary or Peloshi?

--
First rule of holes: *If your in one, don't keep digging.
So in the hole, why do we insanely want more debt?

I believe it would be a toss between D'Plume and Boxer

An Oldie, but Goodie
 

On Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:54:57 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 06/09/2011 6:28 PM, TopBassDog wrote:
Note, boating content involved:

A Republican and a Democrat


A Woman Is Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

Truly hillaryious!!! Was her name Hillary or Peloshi?

It was originally a joke about Microsoft. Of course, you're pretty
funny as a stupid person.

An Oldie, but Goodie
 

On Sep 6, 8:28*pm, wrote:
On Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:54:57 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:









On 06/09/2011 6:28 PM, TopBassDog wrote:
Note, boating content involved:

A Republican and a Democrat

A Woman Is Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and
100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to
me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position
you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

Truly hillaryious!!! *Was her name Hillary or Peloshi?

It was originally a joke about Microsoft. Of course, you're pretty
funny as a stupid person.

And what does Microsoft have to do with being a stupid liberal as
yourself?