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On 7/8/11 7:17 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 8, 12:49 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:47:13 -0400,
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On 7/7/11 7:28 PM, *e#c wrote:
On Jul 7, 12:28 pm, John wrote:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper& give them away

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. Dogs never tell you you're spending too much time boating and fishing - they want to go along!

And last, but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

This kind of **** post is exactly what is NOT pertaining to Boats, or
Boating. But Herring, the Racist of rec boats...cant help his limited
intelligence from seeping out...again.

Herring frequently posts anecdotes that directly or indirectly smack
down women. He's obviously not happy in his marriage.

Obviously. He pines for the days when he actually slept with a dog. He
can still remember the flea bites.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That was in Vietnam....the dog WAS his Wife...in every way.

Actually, I've met Herring's wife. She's everything he isn't: polite,
friendly, no chip on her shoulder, no overcompensating...

Harry saying someone else is "overcompensating"!!!!! That's a keeper!!

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