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I'm just kinda getting started in kayaking and I have a Dagger Bayou recreational-type kayak. It's flat and short. I, of course, want to get a real touring kayak at some time, but I can't really right now. And here I was thinking all kayaks were "recreational-type" craft. Until I learned in this newsgroup that for a few idots of lowered brain activity it is not recreation at all but a substitute for religious experience, without all the hard stuff like a theological structure and adhering to a moral code. Anyway, my question: want to take it to a pool session sometime within the next month and work on some wet exits and rescues. I know you don't know anything about me, physically, but do you think it's worth trying to learn a roll in this thing, or should I wait on that until I have a better kayak? pool sessions are nothing more than a paddling extremist's substitute for baptism. they dunk you in the water a few times in a boat, collect their fee, and leave you feeling you have joined a fraternity of faith. its not about skill. its about psychology and mental conditioning. let them get you into a pool and they 've got you for life. you won't be able to paddle a single stroke without first paying for lessons from the priests of your new religion. beware of ceritified paddling instruction. if you get hooked we do have certified deconditioning agents but they cost a lot of money. we have to isolate in safe house for up to 6 weeks for the therapy to work. I don't recommend it except as a last resort. Better to avoid gettign hooked in the first place. -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ William R Watt National Capital FreeNet Ottawa's free community network homepage: www.ncf.ca/~ag384/top.htm warning: non-freenet email must have "notspam" in subject or it's returned |
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