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Harryk January 3rd 11 01:17 PM

Dear Tim...
 
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:

NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07


DEAR TIM:


You have therefore been approved of £500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.


DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon

Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth £75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
£575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).



Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. :)

Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


Despot January 3rd 11 01:24 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On 1/3/2011 8:17 AM, Harryk wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:


Isn't this nonsense OT?

Tim January 3rd 11 01:27 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On Jan 3, 7:17*am, Harryk wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:

NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07

DEAR TIM:

You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.

DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon

Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).

Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. *:)

Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thougt those were fake!

Harryk January 3rd 11 01:29 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On 1/3/11 8:27 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 3, 7:17 am, wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:

NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07

DEAR TIM:

You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.

DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon

Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).

Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. :)

Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thougt those were fake!



You were wrong, grasshopper.



Tim January 3rd 11 01:33 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On Jan 3, 7:29*am, Harryk wrote:
On 1/3/11 8:27 AM, Tim wrote:



On Jan 3, 7:17 am, *wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...


You're a winner:


NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07


DEAR TIM:


You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.


DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon


Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).


Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. *:)


Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thought those were fake!


You were wrong, grasshopper.


Oh man, THANKS! I have a plan now. Once I get my cut, I can surely
find somebody that has a load of Enron stock left.

WOW! I'll be in taller than tall cotton!

Harryk January 3rd 11 01:49 PM

Dear Tim...
 
In article c6de8152-071b-483b-8be3-7e26e44a94e6@
30g2000yql.googlegroups.com, says...

On Jan 3, 7:17*am, Harryk wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:

NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07

DEAR TIM:

You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.

DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon

Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).

Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. *:)

Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thougt those were fake!


Would I lie? What, don't answer that.....

Harryk January 3rd 11 03:04 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On 1/3/11 8:33 AM, Tim wrote:
On Jan 3, 7:29 am, wrote:
On 1/3/11 8:27 AM, Tim wrote:



On Jan 3, 7:17 am, wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...


You're a winner:


NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07


DEAR TIM:


You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.


DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon


Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).


Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. :)


Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thought those were fake!


You were wrong, grasshopper.


Oh man, THANKS! I have a plan now. Once I get my cut, I can surely
find somebody that has a load of Enron stock left.

WOW! I'll be in taller than tall cotton!


Not to worry...I called your broker and told him to diversify your
portfolio into Enron, Montgomery Ward, and housing mortgage warrants.
You're on easy street now.



Tim January 3rd 11 11:36 PM

Dear Tim...
 
On Jan 3, 9:04*am, Harryk wrote:
On 1/3/11 8:33 AM, Tim wrote:



On Jan 3, 7:29 am, *wrote:
On 1/3/11 8:27 AM, Tim wrote:


On Jan 3, 7:17 am, * *wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...


You're a winner:


NTERNATIONAL AWARENESS
PROMOTION DEPARTMENT OF
THE BMW AUTOMOBILE COMPANY.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.
Reference Number: BMW/2551256008/07


DEAR TIM:


You have therefore been approved of 500,000.00GBP (Five Hundred
Thousand Great British pounds) and NEW BMW 7 SERIES 2010 MODERN CAR. The
car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for one whole year, that
is, till the next promotion in 2015. It also comes with a one year
warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station
worldwide.


DESCRIPTION OF PRIZE VEHICLE. YEAR: 2010, MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon


Be informed that because of your location, we will not be able to make
shipment of the car because of Custom duty charges which you might not
be able to pay therefore we have converted the 7 series BMW customized
Saloon car to cash worth 75,000 GBP (seventy five thousand pounds)
making the sum total of cash that will be delivered to you worth
575,000.00GBP (Five Hundred And Seventy Five Thousand Pounds).


Now, how the guys in the UK got your info...I just don't know. *:)


Don't forget my cut of the winnings.


omigosh! And I thought those were fake!


You were wrong, grasshopper.


Oh man, THANKS! *I have a plan now. Once I get my cut, I can surely
find somebody that has a load of Enron stock left.


WOW! *I'll be in taller than tall cotton!


Not to worry...I called your broker and told him to diversify your
portfolio into Enron, Montgomery Ward, and housing mortgage warrants.
You're on easy street now.


Thanks. I'm glad to see someone is watching out for me!!!

L G[_13_] January 4th 11 12:55 AM

Dear Tim...
 
Despot wrote:
On 1/3/2011 8:17 AM, Harryk wrote:
Told ya...I sent your info off to Nigeria and...

You're a winner:


Isn't this nonsense OT?

Yup.

den January 4th 11 09:18 AM

Dear Tim...
 
What was that flushing sound?


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