I have to pay cash for everything. I don't have any credit. My wife the
Dr. Dr. Dr. does but she won't buy me anything.
Which one of you will be paying for the deck?
The Dr. Dr. Dr. wife, of course! She's the one with all of the money. I
just sit in the basement all day feeding my narcissism through usenet.
Then I play with my guns because they are like a phallic symbol. I'm a
real badass on usenet!