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Advice from the coach...

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what
cooperation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is
called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
pecker-head, dickhead, or asshole. Do you understand all that?'

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy
gets achance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a
dumb ass or ****head" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that
to your GRANDMOTHER!'
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On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
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Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


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On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...

Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?
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On Oct 12, 4:03*pm, Secular Humoresque
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In article ,
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On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...

Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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On 10/12/10 4:38 PM, Jack wrote:
On Oct 12, 4:03 pm, Secular
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In ,
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On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...
Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. Yeah, that's the ticket.



So...off topic posts are A-OK with the ID spoofers and their fluffers...

Interesting.

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Advice from the coach...

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his
9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what
cooperation is? What a team is?'

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose
together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is
called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
pecker-head, dickhead, or asshole. Do you understand all that?'

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy
gets achance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a
dumb ass or ****head" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that
to your GRANDMOTHER!'
--
John H

All decisions are the result of binary thinking.


Certainly right... I've seen such nonsense at baseball games when my nephew
was playing. Adults can be so childish sometimes.


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On Oct 12, 4:43*pm, Secular Humouresque wrote:
On 10/12/10 4:38 PM, Jack wrote:

On Oct 12, 4:03 pm, Secular
wrote:
In ,
says...


On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...
Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? *Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. *Yeah, that's the ticket.


So...off topic posts are A-OK with the ID spoofers and their fluffers...


I've read it here before... you can think of this place as a marina...
people talk about all kinds of things, not just boats. It's the
personal attacks that are tiresome.

Interesting.


It IS interesting that some people post OT themselves, then attacks
others when they do it.



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On Oct 12, 5:24*pm, Jack wrote:
On Oct 12, 4:43*pm, Secular Humouresque wrote:



On 10/12/10 4:38 PM, Jack wrote:


On Oct 12, 4:03 pm, Secular
wrote:
In ,
says...


On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...
Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? *Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. *Yeah, that's the ticket.


So...off topic posts are A-OK with the ID spoofers and their fluffers....


I've read it here before... you can think of this place as a marina...
people talk about all kinds of things, not just boats. *It's the
personal attacks that are tiresome.

Interesting.


It IS interesting that some people post OT themselves, then attacks
others when they do it.


Awwwww....poor baby.
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On 10/12/10 5:24 PM, Jack wrote:
On Oct 12, 4:43 pm, Secular wrote:
On 10/12/10 4:38 PM, Jack wrote:

On Oct 12, 4:03 pm, Secular
wrote:
In ,
says...


On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...
Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. Yeah, that's the ticket.


So...off topic posts are A-OK with the ID spoofers and their fluffers...


I've read it here before... you can think of this place as a marina...
people talk about all kinds of things, not just boats. It's the
personal attacks that are tiresome.

Interesting.


It IS interesting that some people post OT themselves, then attacks
others when they do it.



Well, then...perhaps you'll stop.

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On Oct 12, 6:47*pm, Secular Humouresque wrote:
On 10/12/10 5:24 PM, Jack wrote:



On Oct 12, 4:43 pm, Secular *wrote:
On 10/12/10 4:38 PM, Jack wrote:


On Oct 12, 4:03 pm, Secular
wrote:
In ,
says...


On 10/12/10 3:37 PM, John H wrote:
Advice from the coach...
Try posting on boating subjects or at least mark your purloined stories OT


Spoofer, what have YOU posted on topic lately?


Don't boats have decks? *Oh wait... boatless assholes want to have a
deck. *Yeah, that's the ticket.


So...off topic posts are A-OK with the ID spoofers and their fluffers....


I've read it here before... you can think of this place as a marina...
people talk about all kinds of things, not just boats. *It's the
personal attacks that are tiresome.


Interesting.


It IS interesting that some people post OT themselves, then attacks
others when they do it.


Well, then...perhaps you'll stop.


Will you?

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