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On Sep 30, 7:31*pm, "A.Boater" wrote:
On 30-Sep-2010, "*e#c" wrote:

2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!

I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.

As for the second part of your drivel, thanks.

How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO !!!!!!!

There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.
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*e#c wrote:
On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, wrote:

On 30-Sep-2010, wrote:


2 foot chop? That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in

Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!

I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.

Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.

As for the second part of your drivel, thanks.

How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO !!!!!!!

There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.

http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ie/?ad=5246507
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On Oct 1, 8:43*pm, LG wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, *wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, *wrote:


2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for *the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO *!!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.


http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu...


5 footers on Erie would pound that junk to scrap in no time. Flimsy
looking tub.

You rent one, and take it out on Erie in some nice large chop Kreuger.
Hopefully, and most likely, you wont come back.
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On Oct 1, 8:43*pm, LG wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, *wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, *wrote:


2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for *the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO *!!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.


http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu...


Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.
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*e#c wrote:
On Oct 1, 8:43 pm, wrote:

*e#c wrote:

On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, wrote:


2 foot chop? That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO !!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.

http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu...

Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.

Another double post! Your lack of clear thinking is evident in your
bizarre videos. You smoke a lot of weed, eh?


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*e#c wrote:
On Oct 1, 8:43 pm, wrote:

*e#c wrote:

On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, wrote:


2 foot chop? That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO !!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.

http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu...

Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.

Another double post! Your lack of clear thinking is evident in your
bizarre videos. You smoke a lot of weed, eh?


No, he's a drinker. Really, can you imagine tokin' a joint after it has
been in "yellow Rock Canyon"

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...
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On Oct 2, 10:49*pm, I am Tosk wrote:
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*e#c wrote:
On Oct 1, 8:43 pm, *wrote:


*e#c wrote:


On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, * *wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, * *wrote:


2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for *the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced.
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO *!!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.


http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu....


Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.


Another double post! *Your lack of clear thinking is evident in your
bizarre videos. *You smoke a lot of weed, eh?


No, he's a drinker. Really, can you imagine tokin' a joint after it has
been in "yellow Rock Canyon"

--
OH, I could do the 105 footer, but I would hate to waste the last few
seconds of my life with my eyes closed, screaming like a little
girl...


This reply from a " man " who gambles his Wifes money on the
Lotto......
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On Oct 2, 9:19*pm, LG wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Oct 1, 8:43 pm, *wrote:


*e#c wrote:


On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, * *wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, * *wrote:


2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for *the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced..
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO *!!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.


http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu....


Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.


Another double post! *Your lack of clear thinking is evident in your
bizarre videos. *You smoke a lot of weed, eh?


C
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On Oct 2, 9:19*pm, LG wrote:
*e#c wrote:
On Oct 1, 8:43 pm, *wrote:


*e#c wrote:


On Sep 30, 7:31 pm, * *wrote:


On 30-Sep-2010, * *wrote:


2 foot chop? *That's pussy boating. Keep driving that thing in


Oh, holy ****, another Tostito boater. There I was, 120 kt. winds and 36
foot seas, but me and my BOAT scoffed at the piddling danger!


I'll write the USCG and let them know you have redefined the term "boats."
They really should know, so they can make appropriate changes.


Although I cant believe that you were out in 120 knot winds....but,
you are an asshole, and probably would.


As for *the second part of your drivel, thanks.


How does 5 footers, at 40 mph sound ? That day, I almost outran an
electrical storm . Quite a ride that I'm sure you haven't experienced..
And I'm sure the " Tooner " would break apart even before that level.
" If " you could get it there....LMAO *!!!!!!!


There aren't ANY of those pussy pontoons on Lake Erie, it's too much
of a lake for them. Only real Boats.


http://toledo.ebayclassifieds.com/bo...ontoon-aluminu....


Besides, "some " of you Amereecans ( like Kreuger, Herring, and the
Panty Liner )are stupid enough to risk your life on one of those
things. Not we Canadians.


Another double post! *Your lack of clear thinking is evident in your
bizarre videos. *You smoke a lot of weed, eh?


Are you offering me some of Loogys " Special Crop"? I'm sure you have
already smoked your share of the bounty. Go break some young girls
arm....that's what your good at.....
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On Sep 30, 8:26*pm, "A.Boater" wrote:
No, I wasn't out in 120 knot winds. I DO understand small craft warnings and
I heed them.

I am an asshole, an earned appellation from those that **** with me.

5 footers at 40 MPH sounds like a bumpy day, but in the ocean, you deal with
that because you have to. If you waited for lake boater conditions you would
probably stay in the bath tub with your rubber ducky.

Lake Erie is just a big lake. Don't give me the our really big lake is worse
than your ocean crap. I've boated both and I know better.

Pontoon boats are not greatly different from catamarans, which are known for
handling rough seas with ease. Give it a few decades and come back when you
have as much experience behind the wheel as I have and we'll talk.


I didn't say that Lake Erie was any comparison for the Ocean. Erie is
a shallow lake, and can pitch up VERY fast.

I'm sure that 5 footers in the Ocean is a bumpy day on your 50 foot
Boat. Mines 20 feet.

And I personally don't give a flying **** how many " years behind the
wheel " you have. You obviously know as little about Erie as I do the
Ocean, so kiss my ass.

" Tooners " are a flimsy deck strapped across two aluminum barrels.
They are NOT meant for weather. Most have NO shelter on them, unless
you foolishly consider a Bimini as a cabin, which seems more your
style anyway.

Go open another beer, and sit in your lawn chair.


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