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Colonel Kurtz September 30th 10 10:06 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 

On 30-Sep-2010, Secular Humoresque wrote:

Good point, there are two buttwipes running for the office, just like
the
presidential "election" in 2008.



Speaking of buttwipers, under what brand names are the products you
claim to make sold? I want to make sure I never buy any.


1) Industrial machines and components - you'd have no use for them

2) neither does the defunct United States

3) All now are built and sold in Asia, where the junk in your car and home
comes from, and where productive output occurs like it did in the U.S. 25
years ago

4) I do credit checks before shipping, you couldn't get one if you wanted to

5) In perverse way, they COULD be used to inflate blow up sheep so you might
be interested, but the terms would be C.O.D.

Secular Humoresque September 30th 10 10:08 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
On 9/30/10 5:06 PM, Colonel Kurtz wrote:
On 30-Sep-2010, Secular wrote:

Good point, there are two buttwipes running for the office, just like
the
presidential "election" in 2008.



Speaking of buttwipers, under what brand names are the products you
claim to make sold? I want to make sure I never buy any.


1) Industrial machines and components - you'd have no use for them

2) neither does the defunct United States

3) All now are built and sold in Asia, where the junk in your car and home
comes from, and where productive output occurs like it did in the U.S. 25
years ago

4) I do credit checks before shipping, you couldn't get one if you wanted to

5) In perverse way, they COULD be used to inflate blow up sheep so you might
be interested, but the terms would be C.O.D.



1. bull****
2. bull****
3. bull****
4. bull****
5. I heard that sheep fear you.

--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

jps September 30th 10 10:13 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
On Thu, 30 Sep 2010 16:18:53 -0400, Secular Humoresque
wrote:

On 9/30/10 4:12 PM, Colonel Kurtz wrote:
On 29-Sep-2010, wrote:

"I told her I don't have papers to work here and need her help,"
the worker said at a press conference in attorney Gloria Allred's
office. Whitman's husband "was very angry and said, 'I told you, I told
you she was going to bring us problems.' Ms. Whitman turned to him and
said, 'Calm down, calm down.' " She said Whitman's husband "yelled" at
her. "I was crying for fear and intimidation. With a face full of tears,
I told them, 'I believe in people. And I believe people deserve a
chance. I also told them I don't wish them any harm. I just wanted their
help.

This heartless bitch wants to run California. I hope she ends up
squandering most of her fortune in a loss. Female Republicans seem
even colder than their male counterparts, if that's possible.


Good point, there are two buttwipes running for the office, just like the
presidential "election" in 2008.



Speaking of buttwipers, under what brand names are the products you
claim to make sold? I want to make sure I never buy any.


What sort of products does the Colonel sell? Buttwipes?

Secular Humoresque September 30th 10 10:41 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
On 9/30/10 5:13 PM, jps wrote:
On Thu, 30 Sep 2010 16:18:53 -0400, Secular Humoresque
wrote:

On 9/30/10 4:12 PM, Colonel Kurtz wrote:
On 29-Sep-2010, wrote:

"I told her I don't have papers to work here and need her help,"
the worker said at a press conference in attorney Gloria Allred's
office. Whitman's husband "was very angry and said, 'I told you, I told
you she was going to bring us problems.' Ms. Whitman turned to him and
said, 'Calm down, calm down.' " She said Whitman's husband "yelled" at
her. "I was crying for fear and intimidation. With a face full of tears,
I told them, 'I believe in people. And I believe people deserve a
chance. I also told them I don't wish them any harm. I just wanted their
help.

This heartless bitch wants to run California. I hope she ends up
squandering most of her fortune in a loss. Female Republicans seem
even colder than their male counterparts, if that's possible.

Good point, there are two buttwipes running for the office, just like the
presidential "election" in 2008.



Speaking of buttwipers, under what brand names are the products you
claim to make sold? I want to make sure I never buy any.


What sort of products does the Colonel sell? Buttwipes?


*Used* buttwipes.



--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

Colonel Kurtz September 30th 10 10:53 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 

On 30-Sep-2010, jps wrote:

Speaking of buttwipers, under what brand names are the products you
claim to make sold? I want to make sure I never buy any.


What sort of products does the Colonel sell? Buttwipes?


I don't waste my time "selling" them. That's what poor people are for. Most
used to be middle class.

Colonel Kurtz September 30th 10 10:57 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 

On 30-Sep-2010, Secular Humoresque wrote:

You read a lot of Tolstoy, or just look at the pictures??



I've read quite a bit of Tolstoy


Wasn't tough to guess. Other people don't take him as instructive, though.

You should take Gulag Archipelago seriously; it was prophesy for the U.S.
Day one was January 20, 2009.

Work will set you free.

BAR[_2_] September 30th 10 10:58 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
In article ,
says...

On 9/30/10 5:00 PM, Colonel Kurtz wrote:
On 30-Sep-2010, Secular wrote:

Why isn't the buttwipe running against her prosecuting the illegal, or
do
laws only apply to crackers??

As you are a semi-literate, uniformed cracker or cracker wannabe
conservative, I'm guessing you mean Whitman's opponent in your insult to
her opponent.


Considering who her opponent is, I was being generous.


Here's a question you can ask yourself. Why would a state attorney
general be prosecuting someone for alleged violations of federal
immigration law? Especially in a state where the majority of citizens
have declared their cities sanctuary cities.


That's a good point - everybody's doing it.....WTF? Based on your absurd
comment, California doesn't need a governor or AG. Hasn't done them any good
in 50 years.


Perhaps you should stick to your other area of non-expertise...economics.


I agree, punishing companies and bleeding the population to support the non
productive is what built the United States!

You read a lot of Tolstoy, or just look at the pictures??



I've read quite a bit of Tolstoy, along with the works of other giants
of Russian literature. The actual books. You, on the other hand,
obviously are a fan of classic comics.


Have you read them in their original language? Practically all
translations corrupt the original works.

Secular Humoresque September 30th 10 11:08 PM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
On 9/30/10 5:57 PM, Colonel Kurtz wrote:
On 30-Sep-2010, Secular wrote:

You read a lot of Tolstoy, or just look at the pictures??



I've read quite a bit of Tolstoy


Wasn't tough to guess. Other people don't take him as instructive, though.

You should take Gulag Archipelago seriously; it was prophesy for the U.S.
Day one was January 20, 2009.

Work will set you free.



Я читал Архипелаг Гулага на языке, на котором это было написано.

--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

Colonel Kurtz October 1st 10 12:38 AM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 

On 30-Sep-2010, BAR wrote:

I've read quite a bit of Tolstoy, along with the works of other giants
of Russian literature. The actual books. You, on the other hand,
obviously are a fan of classic comics.


Have you read them in their original language? Practically all
translations corrupt the original works.


...as with all Russian literature...read 3 different translations of The
Brothers Karamazov.

..............probably excerpts from The Weekly Reader

LG[_5_] October 1st 10 12:53 AM

It couldn't happen to a nicer...
 
YukonBound wrote:


"LG" wrote in message
...
YukonBound wrote:


"Secular Humourist" wrote in message
m...
...teahadist:

Nicandra Diaz-Santillan, Whitman's 'Undocumented' Former Maid:
Candidate Never Asked For Papers (UPDATE)

The Huffington Post

UPDATE: 2:42 p.m. ET -- Meg Whitman knowingly employed an
undocumented worker through 2009, according to attorney Gloria Allred.

Nicandra Diaz-Santillan, the employee, sat next to Allred during a
press conference Wednesday and tearfully detailed her experience as
a housekeeper for Whitman.

Allred told reporters that her client was paid for just 15 hours of
work per week, despite working past those hours. Allred claimed
that when Whitman hired her client, she never asked if she was in
the country legally. She also said that her client had been
"exploited, disrespected, humiliated, and emotionally and
financially abused."

"Nicki" told reporters that when Whitman let her go, the Republican
candidate for governor said, "I don't know you, and you don't know
me."

Allred refused to answer a reporter's question about whether her
client would face deportation after coming forward.

As the LA Times reports:

"I told her I don't have papers to work here and need her
help," the worker said at a press conference in attorney Gloria
Allred's office. Whitman's husband "was very angry and said, 'I
told you, I told you she was going to bring us problems.' Ms.
Whitman turned to him and said, 'Calm down, calm down.' " She said
Whitman's husband "yelled" at her. "I was crying for fear and
intimidation. With a face full of tears, I told them, 'I believe in
people. And I believe people deserve a chance. I also told them I
don't wish them any harm. I just wanted their help.

-----

I'm starting to think every aspiring and sitting politician should
be hooked up to a lie detector and grilled on a regular basis.

Wrong answer, dummy. The democrats would be gone. Did WAFA bitch
slap you via email for that post yet?


Maybe we should include all current & past members of the Dopey Army
for good measure.
Then you "would be gone".

Careful, dummy, you know your master WAFA is full of ****. He would
never be up to that challenge.


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