PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe
Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

Almost 40% of Americans still support the idea of books

Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate
act of provocation by people with brains.

The issue is forming a dividing line in advance of November's mid-term
congressional elections with candidates being forced to declare whether
they have ever been to a library or spoken to someone who has books in
their home.

Meanwhile President Obama has caused unease within his own Democratic
party by endorsing the library and claiming that not everyone who reads
books is responsible for calling Mrs Palin a ****wit nutjob nightmare of
a human being.

But Bill McKay, a leading member of the right-wing Teapot movement,
said: "Sarah Palin is a hallowed place for Americans who can't read.

"How is she going to feel knowing that every day there are people going
inside a building to find things out for themselves and have thoughts,
right in the very shadow of her amazing nipples."

He added: "Our founding fathers intended for every building in this
country to be a church containing one book, written by Jesus, that would
be read out in a strange voice by an orange man in a shiny suit who
would also tell you who you were allowed to kill.

"Building a library next to Mrs Palin is like Pearl Harbour. Or 9/11."

And Wayne Hayes, a pig masseur from Coontree, Virginia, said: "I is so
angry right now.

"It's like something is on fire right in the middle of my head. Like
I've eaten a real hot chilli, but it's gone up my nose tubes rather than
down my ass tubes."

He added: "Would these library lovers allow me to set up a stall next to
the Smithsonian Museum and start selling DVDs of bible cartoons as long
as it was in accordance with local regulations?

"Oh they would? I see. So is that why they're better than me?"


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