D'uh. It was a coupon for free Wal-Mart photo processing, which I gave
to my nephew. I don't shop at Wal-Mart.
No wonder you joined the navy. You were too dumb to go to college.
I've never been in the Navy, spoofer. I did go to Viet Nam in secrecy
with a high ranking general. College? I've told everyone here I went to
Yale. The 'Nam thing is why there is no record of my attendance there.
Really. It is.