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Larry[_26_]

July 27th 10 12:53 AM

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bpuharic wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:20 -0400, wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

the only polish sausage i'm interested in is mine

HAHAHAHA!!

Say what? Don posts are more mature than that.

YukonBound

July 27th 10 01:01 AM

Careful Bob.......

"Larry" wrote in message
...
bpuharic wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:20 -0400, wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

the only polish sausage i'm interested in is mine

HAHAHAHA!!

Say what? Don posts are more mature than that.

Mature this, PosterBoy!

Harry?

July 27th 10 01:41 PM

Careful Bob.......

In article ,
says...

"Harry ?" wrote in message
...
On 7/26/10 5:54 PM, Harold wrote:
"Harry wrote in message
m...
On 7/26/10 4:56 PM, Harold wrote:
"Harry wrote in message
m...
On 7/26/10 4:22 PM, mmc wrote:
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these
days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
you
something. If I
had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or
if
I
had asked for
German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked
for
a
kosher hot dog
would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco,
would
you
ask if I was
Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?"

The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why
did
you
ask me if
I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

I've never understood the ethnic slur jokes about Poles. Considering
how
many famous and really accomplished Poles there are in history, it's
just
beyond my comprehension why Poles have been singled out for this sort
of
derision.

Consider Maria Sklodowska, Frédéric Chopin, Ignacy Jan Paderewski,
Czeslaw
Milosz, Artur Rubinstein, Nicolaus Copernicus, and thousands more.

It's a puzzlement.

You neglected to mention Killer Kowalski, and Carl Yastrzemski, and
Edith
Bunker.

The "Edith Bunker" character, dumbfoch, was not Polish and neither was
her
husband, Archie. Their daughter character, Gloria, married a fellow woth
a
Polish-sounding last name.

Your knowledge base is pretty small. Oh...and you and several others
here
are modern Archie Bunkers...

Yup, you're right. Archie used to call him meathead or dumb Pollock all
the
time. Those were the days, eh?

Pollock or pollack is a fish.

I guess my spell checker isn't Polish.
Make yourself useful spell it out correctly.

I'm as useless as they come, dumfoch.

Harry?

July 27th 10 01:42 PM

Careful Bob.......

In article ,
says...

"Larry" wrote in message
...
bpuharic wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:20 -0400, wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

the only polish sausage i'm interested in is mine

HAHAHAHA!!

Say what? Don posts are more mature than that.

Mature this, PosterBoy!

Good job, my bow-legged little buddy! THAT certainly made you look
intelligent!

Larry[_26_]

July 28th 10 01:21 AM

Careful Bob.......

YukonBound wrote:

"Larry" wrote in message
...
bpuharic wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:22:20 -0400, wrote:

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these
days...

So, when the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish
sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

the only polish sausage i'm interested in is mine

HAHAHAHA!!

Say what? Don posts are more mature than that.

Mature this, PosterBoy!

OK, maybe not.

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