Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

In article ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing
the new boat
industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season. Everything
was
sold...every
cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days after I started. For near
full-retail, too.


He had just under $1,000,000 on floor plan with a
syndicate of banks led by National Shawmut of Boston. He had been a
solid customer of that back for more than 20 years and they gave him
great rates.



As far as your other complaints, well, almost every president in my
memory,
and I *remember* Truman, Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife),
Kennedy,
Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated
in
deceit to one degree or another, and on issues far more important
than who
was giving them blow jobs.

Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group except Bush,
and I
worked once for his father.



My father used to pray that the north shore of LI Sound would be hit
by
a mild hurricane. No
one injured, no on-shore property damaged, but lots of boats sunk.
Preferably early in July.


We had the Hatteras for two years. Last year, out of the cold clear,
a
broker approached me with an offer to buy. Our continued Florida
lifestyle was somewhat up in the air, because the two breadwinners
hereabouts were about to be offered long-term but temporary
assignments
they could not refuse in the Washington, D.C., area. So, after being
romanced a little, we sold the Hatt for almost precisely what we
paid
for it. Not bad, after two full years of use. And I mean full years.
So,
we didn't "make" any money off the Hatt, but we didn't lose any,
either.
The proceeds were prudently invested.

The PWC was won as
a prize in a raffle.



Never mind that. Why does he have a Bilgeliner in front of his
office?
Is it a display of "Boating Don'ts?"
Yeah, when we were in the boat biz, my father always had one or two



"around the back" that he was forced to take in trade. These were
sold
as "as is, where is." He made sure the engine would start and run.
Beyond that, it was up to the prospective buyer to decide if he
wanted
it. They moved off the lot pretty quickly, partially because my
dad's
main store was on a highly trafficked commercial route with lots of
manufacturing and machining and aerospace plants near by. In those
days,
workers at these places could fix anything.


Actually, Dipper, I don't think my father ever saw a Bayliner. But
he still
called bumpers bumpers.
--



Bayliner wined and dined my father a half dozen times to entice
him
into becoming its dealer. His operation was the largest small boat
dealership in its area of New England, and for 30 years, he was the
*exclusive* Evinrude dealer in a densely populated coastal county.
He
also handled Mercuries. He never liked Bayliners, and referred to
them
as "jerry-built."


From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a
year from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all*
outboards sold in his home state for those years.


This is a killer. My father was in the boat business dating back to
right after
the Big War. When he died and I was looking through his warehouse, I
found
wrapped in a nuclear fall-out bag (no kidding), a brand-new 1949
Evinrude 8015
50 hp outboard. The motor was a gift to my father from Evinrude for
winning some
outboard stock utility or hydroplane race.

I gave the motor to a friend of my dad's, who worked at the shop as
head
mechanic. I don't believe he ever used it and I'm sure it is still
brand-new. I
have no idea who might own it now.



He also built
boats, and I worked on a few, both wood, glass covered wood and
all fiberglass. After he died, however, we sold the biz and I've
just been an occasional boat owner.


Besides, I worked off and on in the
boat business and inherited it when he died. So, as I said, I'm
knee-deep in boat heritage.


Oh,
and I had some friends who died in the service, too, but it wasn't
for
what they believed in. They were drafted, shipped to Vietnam and
came
back in body bags.


During the war, he turned out experimental brass shell casings
for the
Army and hopped up outboards for the Navy, which wanted to use them
on
smaller
landing craft. I had photos at one time of my father with Ole
Evinrude
himself.
My mother knew one of Evinrude's wives...she was a minor movie star
or
singer...I forgot which. Maybe both.



Have you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat under
your
command? I have.


My father and his chief mechanic once crossed the Atlantic in winter
in
a 22'
boat powered by twin outboards. Yes, it is possible, even the fuel.
Got a
"fireboat" welcome in NYC.




Here are some:

Hatteras 43' sportfish
Swan 41' racing/cruising sloop
Morgan 33
O'Day 30
Cruisers, Inc., Mackinac 22
Century Coronado
Bill Luders 16, as sweet a sailboat as ever caught a breeze.
Century 19' wood lapstrake with side wheel steering
Cruisers, Inc. 18' and 16' wood lapstrakes
Wolverines. Molded plywood. Gorgeous. Several. 14,15,17 footers with
various
Evinrudes
Lighting class sailboat
Botved Coronet with twin 50 hp Evinrudes. Interesting boat.
Aristocraft (a piece of junk...13', fast, held together with spit)
Alcort Sunfish
Ancarrow Marine Aquiflyer. 22' footer with two Caddy Crusaders.
Guaranteed 60
mph. In the late 1950's.
Skimmar brand skiff
Arkansas Traveler fiberglass bowrider (I think it was a bowrider)
Dyer Dhow
Su-Mark round bilge runabout, fiberglass
Penn Yan runabouts. Wood.
Old Town wood and canvas canoe
Old Town sailing canoe...different than above canoe



Sometime in the early 1960s, I was driving back from Ft. Leonard
Wood to
Kansas City in a nice old MGA I owned at the time. About halfway
home it
started raining heavily, I turned on the wipers, and EVERY SINGLE
electrical accessory and light in the car flashed on, there was a
large
popping sound and it all blew out at once. And the car caught fire.
I
pulled over to the side of the road, watched the fire, removed my
license plate and hitched on home. For all I know, that old MGA is
still
there.

Sure was a pretty little car

On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.

--

Government has liberals, idealists and lawyers, but where is the common
sense?

On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.



Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.

On Jul 13, 11:26*am, Harry wrote:
In article ,
says...





Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

* I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing
* the new boat
* industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season. Everything
was
* sold...every
* cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days after I started. For near
* full-retail, too.
*
*
* He had just under $1,000,000 on floor plan with a
* syndicate of banks led by National Shawmut of Boston. He had been a
* solid customer of that back for more than 20 years and they gave him
* great rates.
*
*
*
* As far as your other complaints, well, almost every president in my
memory,
* and I *remember* Truman, Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife),
Kennedy,
* Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated
in
* deceit to one degree or another, and on issues far more important
than who
* was giving them blow jobs.
*
* Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group except Bush,
and I
* worked once for his father.
*
*
*
* My father used to pray that the north shore of LI Sound would be hit
by
* a mild hurricane. No
* one injured, no on-shore property damaged, but lots of boats sunk.
* Preferably early in July.
*
*
* We had the Hatteras for two years. Last year, out of the cold clear,
a
* broker approached me with an offer to buy. Our continued Florida
* lifestyle was somewhat up in the air, because the two breadwinners
* hereabouts were about to be offered long-term but temporary
assignments
* they could not refuse in the Washington, D.C., area. So, after being
* romanced a little, we sold the Hatt for almost precisely what we
paid
* for it. Not bad, after two full years of use. And I mean full years..
So,
* we didn't "make" any money off the Hatt, but we didn't lose any,
either.
* The proceeds were prudently invested.
*
* *The PWC was won as
* a prize in a raffle.
*
*
*
* Never mind that. Why does he have a Bilgeliner in front of his
office?
* Is it a display of "Boating Don'ts?"
* Yeah, when we were in the boat biz, my father always had one or two
*
*
*
* "around the back" that he was forced to take in trade. These were
sold
* as "as is, where is." He made sure the engine would start and run.
* Beyond that, it was up to the prospective buyer to decide if he
wanted
* it. They moved off the lot pretty quickly, partially because my
dad's
* main store was on a highly trafficked commercial route with lots of
* manufacturing and machining and aerospace plants near by. In those
days,
* workers at these places could fix anything.
*
*
* Actually, Dipper, I don't think my father ever saw a Bayliner. But
he still
* called bumpers bumpers.
* --
*
*
*
* * *Bayliner wined and dined my father a half dozen times to entice
him
* into becoming its dealer. His operation was the largest small boat
* dealership in its area of New England, and for 30 years, he was the
* *exclusive* Evinrude dealer in a densely populated coastal county.
He
* also handled Mercuries. He never liked Bayliners, and referred to
them
* as "jerry-built."
*
*
* From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a
* year from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all*
* outboards sold in his home state for those years.
*
*
* This is a killer. My father was in the boat business dating back to
* right after
* the Big War. When he died and I was looking through his warehouse, I
found
* wrapped in a nuclear fall-out bag (no kidding), a brand-new 1949
* Evinrude 8015
* 50 hp outboard. The motor was a gift to my father from Evinrude for
* winning some
* outboard stock utility or hydroplane race.
*
* I gave the motor to a friend of my dad's, who worked at the shop as
head
* mechanic. I don't believe he ever used it and I'm sure it is still
* brand-new. I
* have no idea who might own it now.
*
*
*
* He also built
* boats, and I worked on a few, both wood, glass covered wood and
* all fiberglass. After he died, however, we sold the biz and I've
* just been an occasional boat owner.
*
*
* Besides, I worked off and on in the
* boat business and inherited it when he died. So, as I said, I'm
* knee-deep in boat heritage.
*
*
* Oh,
* and I had some friends who died in the service, too, but it wasn't
for
* what they believed in. They were drafted, shipped to Vietnam and
came
* back in body bags.
*
*
* *During the war, he turned out experimental brass shell casings
* for the
* Army and hopped up outboards for the Navy, which wanted to use them
on
* smaller
* landing craft. I had photos at one time of my father with Ole
Evinrude
* himself.
* My mother knew one of Evinrude's wives...she was a minor movie star
or
* singer...I forgot which. Maybe both.
*
*
*
* Have you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
* Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
* Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
* Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
* Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
* Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat under
your
* command? I have.
*
*
* My father and his chief mechanic once crossed the Atlantic in winter
in
* a 22'
* boat powered by twin outboards. Yes, it is possible, even the fuel.
Got a
* "fireboat" welcome in NYC.
*
*
*
*
* Here are some:
*
* Hatteras 43' sportfish
* Swan 41' racing/cruising sloop
* Morgan 33
* O'Day 30
* Cruisers, Inc., Mackinac 22
* Century Coronado
* Bill Luders 16, as sweet a sailboat as ever caught a breeze.
* Century 19' wood lapstrake with side wheel steering
* Cruisers, Inc. 18' and 16' wood lapstrakes
* Wolverines. Molded plywood. Gorgeous. Several. 14,15,17 footers with
various
* Evinrudes
* Lighting class sailboat
* Botved Coronet with twin 50 hp Evinrudes. Interesting boat.
* Aristocraft (a piece of junk...13', fast, held together with spit)
* Alcort Sunfish
* Ancarrow Marine Aquiflyer. 22' footer with two Caddy Crusaders.
* Guaranteed 60
* mph. In the late 1950's.
* Skimmar brand skiff
* Arkansas Traveler fiberglass bowrider (I think it was a bowrider)
* Dyer Dhow
* Su-Mark round bilge runabout, fiberglass
* Penn Yan runabouts. Wood.
* Old Town wood and canvas canoe
* Old Town sailing canoe...different than above canoe
*
*
*
* Sometime in the early 1960s, I was driving back from Ft. Leonard
Wood to
* Kansas City in a nice old MGA I owned at the time. About halfway
home it
* started raining heavily, I turned on the wipers, and EVERY SINGLE
* electrical accessory and light in the car flashed on, there was a
large
* popping sound and it all blew out at once. And the car caught fire.
I
* pulled over to the side of the road, watched the fire, removed my
* license plate and hitched on home. For all I know, that old MGA is
still
* there.
*
* Sure was a pretty little car

A real classic. Not talking about the car.

On Jul 13, 6:42Â*pm, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:





On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.

Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

But really Old Man, how 'bout just one link to an article / jingle /
degree / accomplishment / etc. Surely there must be SOMETHING!

In article ,
says...

On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.



Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.

Harry, my fat buddy! Are you saying that you didn't do all of those
things you've claimed to have done???
What the 'ell?

On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?

On Jul 14, 8:30Â*am, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?

Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale... snerk.

On Jul 14, 8:30Â*am, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?

Besides...
Show us what you do? How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't
do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones
work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business
or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights
sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life Maybe you can describe the
sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you
got
a gag order there. snerk