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I am Tosk July 13th 10 02:43 PM

Here Harry...
 

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

Harry[_2_] July 13th 10 04:26 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk


I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing
the new boat
industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season. Everything

was
sold...every
cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days after I started. For near
full-retail, too.


He had just under $1,000,000 on floor plan with a
syndicate of banks led by National Shawmut of Boston. He had been a
solid customer of that back for more than 20 years and they gave him
great rates.



As far as your other complaints, well, almost every president in my

memory,
and I *remember* Truman, Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife),

Kennedy,
Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated

in
deceit to one degree or another, and on issues far more important

than who
was giving them blow jobs.

Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group except Bush,

and I
worked once for his father.



My father used to pray that the north shore of LI Sound would be hit

by
a mild hurricane. No
one injured, no on-shore property damaged, but lots of boats sunk.
Preferably early in July.


We had the Hatteras for two years. Last year, out of the cold clear,

a
broker approached me with an offer to buy. Our continued Florida
lifestyle was somewhat up in the air, because the two breadwinners
hereabouts were about to be offered long-term but temporary

assignments
they could not refuse in the Washington, D.C., area. So, after being
romanced a little, we sold the Hatt for almost precisely what we

paid
for it. Not bad, after two full years of use. And I mean full years.

So,
we didn't "make" any money off the Hatt, but we didn't lose any,

either.
The proceeds were prudently invested.

The PWC was won as
a prize in a raffle.



Never mind that. Why does he have a Bilgeliner in front of his

office?
Is it a display of "Boating Don'ts?"
Yeah, when we were in the boat biz, my father always had one or two




"around the back" that he was forced to take in trade. These were

sold
as "as is, where is." He made sure the engine would start and run.
Beyond that, it was up to the prospective buyer to decide if he

wanted
it. They moved off the lot pretty quickly, partially because my

dad's
main store was on a highly trafficked commercial route with lots of
manufacturing and machining and aerospace plants near by. In those

days,
workers at these places could fix anything.


Actually, Dipper, I don't think my father ever saw a Bayliner. But

he still
called bumpers bumpers.
--



Bayliner wined and dined my father a half dozen times to entice

him
into becoming its dealer. His operation was the largest small boat
dealership in its area of New England, and for 30 years, he was the
*exclusive* Evinrude dealer in a densely populated coastal county.

He
also handled Mercuries. He never liked Bayliners, and referred to

them
as "jerry-built."


From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a
year from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of

*all*
outboards sold in his home state for those years.


This is a killer. My father was in the boat business dating back to
right after
the Big War. When he died and I was looking through his warehouse, I

found
wrapped in a nuclear fall-out bag (no kidding), a brand-new 1949
Evinrude 8015
50 hp outboard. The motor was a gift to my father from Evinrude for
winning some
outboard stock utility or hydroplane race.

I gave the motor to a friend of my dad's, who worked at the shop as

head
mechanic. I don't believe he ever used it and I'm sure it is still
brand-new. I
have no idea who might own it now.



He also built
boats, and I worked on a few, both wood, glass covered wood and
all fiberglass. After he died, however, we sold the biz and I've
just been an occasional boat owner.


Besides, I worked off and on in the
boat business and inherited it when he died. So, as I said, I'm
knee-deep in boat heritage.


Oh,
and I had some friends who died in the service, too, but it wasn't

for
what they believed in. They were drafted, shipped to Vietnam and

came
back in body bags.


During the war, he turned out experimental brass shell casings
for the
Army and hopped up outboards for the Navy, which wanted to use them

on
smaller
landing craft. I had photos at one time of my father with Ole

Evinrude
himself.
My mother knew one of Evinrude's wives...she was a minor movie star

or
singer...I forgot which. Maybe both.



Have you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat under

your
command? I have.


My father and his chief mechanic once crossed the Atlantic in winter

in
a 22'
boat powered by twin outboards. Yes, it is possible, even the fuel.

Got a
"fireboat" welcome in NYC.




Here are some:

Hatteras 43' sportfish
Swan 41' racing/cruising sloop
Morgan 33
O'Day 30
Cruisers, Inc., Mackinac 22
Century Coronado
Bill Luders 16, as sweet a sailboat as ever caught a breeze.
Century 19' wood lapstrake with side wheel steering
Cruisers, Inc. 18' and 16' wood lapstrakes
Wolverines. Molded plywood. Gorgeous. Several. 14,15,17 footers with

various
Evinrudes
Lighting class sailboat
Botved Coronet with twin 50 hp Evinrudes. Interesting boat.
Aristocraft (a piece of junk...13', fast, held together with spit)
Alcort Sunfish
Ancarrow Marine Aquiflyer. 22' footer with two Caddy Crusaders.
Guaranteed 60
mph. In the late 1950's.
Skimmar brand skiff
Arkansas Traveler fiberglass bowrider (I think it was a bowrider)
Dyer Dhow
Su-Mark round bilge runabout, fiberglass
Penn Yan runabouts. Wood.
Old Town wood and canvas canoe
Old Town sailing canoe...different than above canoe



Sometime in the early 1960s, I was driving back from Ft. Leonard

Wood to
Kansas City in a nice old MGA I owned at the time. About halfway

home it
started raining heavily, I turned on the wipers, and EVERY SINGLE
electrical accessory and light in the car flashed on, there was a

large
popping sound and it all blew out at once. And the car caught fire.

I
pulled over to the side of the road, watched the fire, removed my
license plate and hitched on home. For all I know, that old MGA is

still
there.

Sure was a pretty little car


Canuck57[_9_] July 14th 10 12:39 AM

Here Harry...
 
On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk


I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:


Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.

--

Government has liberals, idealists and lawyers, but where is the common
sense?

Harry  July 14th 10 12:42 AM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk


I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:


Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.



Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.

John H[_2_] July 14th 10 01:33 AM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 13, 11:26*am, Harry wrote:
In article ,
says...





Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there. snerk


I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:

* I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing
* the new boat
* industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season. Everything
was
* sold...every
* cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days after I started. For near
* full-retail, too.
*
*
* He had just under $1,000,000 on floor plan with a
* syndicate of banks led by National Shawmut of Boston. He had been a
* solid customer of that back for more than 20 years and they gave him
* great rates.
*
*
*
* As far as your other complaints, well, almost every president in my
memory,
* and I *remember* Truman, Eisenhower (who cheated on his wife),
Kennedy,
* Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan and Bush, lied and participated
in
* deceit to one degree or another, and on issues far more important
than who
* was giving them blow jobs.
*
* Good lord. I met *every* president in the damned group except Bush,
and I
* worked once for his father.
*
*
*
* My father used to pray that the north shore of LI Sound would be hit
by
* a mild hurricane. No
* one injured, no on-shore property damaged, but lots of boats sunk.
* Preferably early in July.
*
*
* We had the Hatteras for two years. Last year, out of the cold clear,
a
* broker approached me with an offer to buy. Our continued Florida
* lifestyle was somewhat up in the air, because the two breadwinners
* hereabouts were about to be offered long-term but temporary
assignments
* they could not refuse in the Washington, D.C., area. So, after being
* romanced a little, we sold the Hatt for almost precisely what we
paid
* for it. Not bad, after two full years of use. And I mean full years..
So,
* we didn't "make" any money off the Hatt, but we didn't lose any,
either.
* The proceeds were prudently invested.
*
* *The PWC was won as
* a prize in a raffle.
*
*
*
* Never mind that. Why does he have a Bilgeliner in front of his
office?
* Is it a display of "Boating Don'ts?"
* Yeah, when we were in the boat biz, my father always had one or two
*
*
*
* "around the back" that he was forced to take in trade. These were
sold
* as "as is, where is." He made sure the engine would start and run.
* Beyond that, it was up to the prospective buyer to decide if he
wanted
* it. They moved off the lot pretty quickly, partially because my
dad's
* main store was on a highly trafficked commercial route with lots of
* manufacturing and machining and aerospace plants near by. In those
days,
* workers at these places could fix anything.
*
*
* Actually, Dipper, I don't think my father ever saw a Bayliner. But
he still
* called bumpers bumpers.
* --
*
*
*
* * *Bayliner wined and dined my father a half dozen times to entice
him
* into becoming its dealer. His operation was the largest small boat
* dealership in its area of New England, and for 30 years, he was the
* *exclusive* Evinrude dealer in a densely populated coastal county.
He
* also handled Mercuries. He never liked Bayliners, and referred to
them
* as "jerry-built."
*
*
* From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a
* year from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all*
* outboards sold in his home state for those years.
*
*
* This is a killer. My father was in the boat business dating back to
* right after
* the Big War. When he died and I was looking through his warehouse, I
found
* wrapped in a nuclear fall-out bag (no kidding), a brand-new 1949
* Evinrude 8015
* 50 hp outboard. The motor was a gift to my father from Evinrude for
* winning some
* outboard stock utility or hydroplane race.
*
* I gave the motor to a friend of my dad's, who worked at the shop as
head
* mechanic. I don't believe he ever used it and I'm sure it is still
* brand-new. I
* have no idea who might own it now.
*
*
*
* He also built
* boats, and I worked on a few, both wood, glass covered wood and
* all fiberglass. After he died, however, we sold the biz and I've
* just been an occasional boat owner.
*
*
* Besides, I worked off and on in the
* boat business and inherited it when he died. So, as I said, I'm
* knee-deep in boat heritage.
*
*
* Oh,
* and I had some friends who died in the service, too, but it wasn't
for
* what they believed in. They were drafted, shipped to Vietnam and
came
* back in body bags.
*
*
* *During the war, he turned out experimental brass shell casings
* for the
* Army and hopped up outboards for the Navy, which wanted to use them
on
* smaller
* landing craft. I had photos at one time of my father with Ole
Evinrude
* himself.
* My mother knew one of Evinrude's wives...she was a minor movie star
or
* singer...I forgot which. Maybe both.
*
*
*
* Have you ever sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii? I have.
* Have you ever rounded Cape Horn? I have, twice.
* Have you ever transited the Panama Canal? I have.
* Have you owned more than 20 boats in your lifetime? I have.
* Have you ever sailed large boats competitively? I have.
* Have you ever been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat under
your
* command? I have.
*
*
* My father and his chief mechanic once crossed the Atlantic in winter
in
* a 22'
* boat powered by twin outboards. Yes, it is possible, even the fuel.
Got a
* "fireboat" welcome in NYC.
*
*
*
*
* Here are some:
*
* Hatteras 43' sportfish
* Swan 41' racing/cruising sloop
* Morgan 33
* O'Day 30
* Cruisers, Inc., Mackinac 22
* Century Coronado
* Bill Luders 16, as sweet a sailboat as ever caught a breeze.
* Century 19' wood lapstrake with side wheel steering
* Cruisers, Inc. 18' and 16' wood lapstrakes
* Wolverines. Molded plywood. Gorgeous. Several. 14,15,17 footers with
various
* Evinrudes
* Lighting class sailboat
* Botved Coronet with twin 50 hp Evinrudes. Interesting boat.
* Aristocraft (a piece of junk...13', fast, held together with spit)
* Alcort Sunfish
* Ancarrow Marine Aquiflyer. 22' footer with two Caddy Crusaders.
* Guaranteed 60
* mph. In the late 1950's.
* Skimmar brand skiff
* Arkansas Traveler fiberglass bowrider (I think it was a bowrider)
* Dyer Dhow
* Su-Mark round bilge runabout, fiberglass
* Penn Yan runabouts. Wood.
* Old Town wood and canvas canoe
* Old Town sailing canoe...different than above canoe
*
*
*
* Sometime in the early 1960s, I was driving back from Ft. Leonard
Wood to
* Kansas City in a nice old MGA I owned at the time. About halfway
home it
* started raining heavily, I turned on the wipers, and EVERY SINGLE
* electrical accessory and light in the car flashed on, there was a
large
* popping sound and it all blew out at once. And the car caught fire.
I
* pulled over to the side of the road, watched the fire, removed my
* license plate and hitched on home. For all I know, that old MGA is
still
* there.
*
* Sure was a pretty little car


A real classic. Not talking about the car.

GCBoater July 14th 10 03:47 AM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 13, 6:42Â*pm, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:





On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...


Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk


I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:


Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.


Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


But really Old Man, how 'bout just one link to an article / jingle /
degree / accomplishment / etc. Surely there must be SOMETHING!

YukonBound July 14th 10 01:18 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/13/10 7:39 PM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 13/07/2010 9:26 AM, Harry wrote:
In ,
says...

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Show us what you do... How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you got
a gag order there.snerk

I've accomplished everything in life there is to accomplish, d.f. Here
are some:


Total BS. Even if you have done 1/10th the things you say you did, you
left one one that everyone gets. Death.



Good job, Canuck...you responded to the Harry ID spoofer.


Harry, my fat buddy! Are you saying that you didn't do all of those
things you've claimed to have done???
What the 'ell?

Harry [_2_] July 14th 10 01:30 PM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:

Here is my entry

http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg



Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


JustWaitAFrekinMinute! July 14th 10 02:26 PM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 14, 8:30Â*am, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale... snerk.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! July 14th 10 02:28 PM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 14, 8:30Â*am, Harry  wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


Besides...
Show us what you do? How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't
do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones
work
anymore. I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business
or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco. Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights
sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;) Maybe you can describe the
sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you
got
a gag order there. snerk

Harry  July 14th 10 03:03 PM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/14/10 9:28 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


Besides...
Show us what you do? How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't
do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones
work
anymore.


Actually, I have done that here previously. I've got a few .PDFs of some
of my writing, but I see no reason to repost any of them for you. Who
would you get to read them to you?


I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise via
a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had been
sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal aspects that
our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making the necessary
payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off creditors, et cetera.


or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco.


One of your recurrent fantasies about me. Never happened.


Maybe
show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights
sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;)


You're fantasizing again.


Maybe you can describe the
sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you
got
a gag order there.snerk


Another of your fantasies about me.


GCBoater July 14th 10 03:39 PM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 14, 9:03Â*am, Harry  wrote:
On 7/14/10 9:28 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:





On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry Â*wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:


Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


Besides...
Show us what you do? How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't
do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones
work
anymore.


Actually, I have done that here previously. I've got a few .PDFs of some
of my writing, but I see no reason to repost any of them for you. Who
would you get to read them to you?

Â* I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise via
a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had been
sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal aspects that
our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making the necessary
payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off creditors, et cetera.

or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco.


One of your recurrent fantasies about me. Never happened.

Â* Maybe

show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights
sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;)


You're fantasizing again.

Â* Maybe you can describe the

sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you
got
a gag order there.snerk


Another of your fantasies about me.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


This will come as a shock, but you know what Old Man, I think you're a
****in' liar.

Bob Rankin July 14th 10 09:40 PM

Here Harry...
 
On Jul 14, 9:39Â*am, GCBoater wrote:
On Jul 14, 9:03Â*am, Harry  wrote:





On 7/14/10 9:28 AM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry Â*wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:


Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg


Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?


Besides...
Show us what you do? How about a link to one of those jingles or
articles you have written over the years, how about even one? Can't
do
it? I know, those pesky bylines make it impossible to steal anyones
work
anymore.


Actually, I have done that here previously. I've got a few .PDFs of some
of my writing, but I see no reason to repost any of them for you. Who
would you get to read them to you?


Â* I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business


It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise via
a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had been
sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal aspects that
our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making the necessary
payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off creditors, et cetera.


or
helped steal the retirement funds from those elderly at Uuilco.


One of your recurrent fantasies about me. Never happened.


Â* Maybe


show us the fantasy degree from Yale, or even Kansas State for that
matter cause I doubt you were there any time but Thursday nights
sitting
in a corner of someones dorm room with a beer in your hand, wondering
what the **** happened to your life;)


You're fantasizing again.


Â* Maybe you can describe the


sexual
activity that earned you the predator conviction, ooops forgot, you
got
a gag order there.snerk


Another of your fantasies about me.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


This will come as a shock, but you know what Old Man, I think you're a
****in' liar.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


ole Goober ain't told the truth since jack parr was on the tonight
show. is he really a convicted sex predator?

Larry[_25_] July 16th 10 01:48 AM

Here Harry...
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:

On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:




Here is my entry


http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg

Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?

Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.

Nice!

Larry[_25_] July 16th 10 01:50 AM

Here Harry...
 
Harry  wrote:


I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise
via a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had
been sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal
aspects that our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making
the necessary payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off
creditors, et cetera.

For retail, right?

Harry  July 16th 10 02:05 AM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?

Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.

Nice!



"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.

John H[_2_] July 16th 10 02:38 AM

Here Harry...
 
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:50:54 -0400, Larry wrote:

Harry ? wrote:


I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise
via a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had
been sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal
aspects that our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making
the necessary payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off
creditors, et cetera.

For retail, right?


Much more than, I'm sure.
--

John H

Harry  July 16th 10 02:53 AM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/15/10 9:38 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:50:54 -0400, wrote:

Harry ? wrote:


I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise
via a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had
been sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal
aspects that our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making
the necessary payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off
creditors, et cetera.

For retail, right?


Much more than, I'm sure.



One of the nicest aspects of my dad is that he simply would not do
business with customers who acted like assholes. That means that neither
you nor "larry" would have had the privilege of buying a boat or
outboard motor at his store. If he or one of his salesguys encountered
trash like you, he would just tell them to shop elsewhere, on the
assumption that taking good care of his reasonable customers was enough.

Yep, there were no laws that prevented discrimination against assholes
like the two of you in those days.



Harold[_3_] July 16th 10 03:12 AM

Here Harry...
 


--
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd
by the clean end."

"Harry ?" wrote in message
m...
On 7/15/10 9:38 PM, John H wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:50:54 -0400, wrote:

Harry ? wrote:


I guess you could show us how you liquidated daddys business

It wasn't hard and in point of fact, I sold off all the merchandise
via a "Going Out of Business Sale" and when virtually everything had
been sold, I simply shut the doors. There were some minor legal
aspects that our family lawyer and accountant handled, such as making
the necessary payroll tax and other tax payments, paying off
creditors, et cetera.

For retail, right?


Much more than, I'm sure.



One of the nicest aspects of my dad is that he simply would not do
business with customers who acted like assholes. That means that neither
you nor "larry" would have had the privilege of buying a boat or outboard
motor at his store. If he or one of his salesguys encountered trash like
you, he would just tell them to shop elsewhere, on the assumption that
taking good care of his reasonable customers was enough.

Yep, there were no laws that prevented discrimination against assholes
like the two of you in those days.


So having an asshole for a son must have been a real bummer for your daddy.



YukonBound July 16th 10 02:10 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be a
bitch to row, eh?
Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.

Nice!



"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.


What's wrong with little boats? I have one! And I've got a RAV4 car that
pulls it!

YukonBound July 16th 10 03:23 PM

Here Harry...
 


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be
a
bitch to row, eh?
Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.
Nice!



"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.


What's wrong with little boats? I have one! And I've got a RAV4 car that
pulls it!


You couldn't afford a RAV4, Kevin.


YukonBound July 16th 10 03:42 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must be
a
bitch to row, eh?
Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water... But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta' boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.
Nice!


"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.


What's wrong with little boats? I have one! And I've got a RAV4 car that
pulls it!


You couldn't afford a RAV4, Kevin.


Once again, spoofer, if you don't know my name, fine. Don't call me
someone I'm not.

YukonBound July 16th 10 04:46 PM

Here Harry...
 


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must
be
a
bitch to row, eh?
Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a
charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water...
But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta'
boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.
Nice!


"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.

What's wrong with little boats? I have one! And I've got a RAV4 car
that
pulls it!


You couldn't afford a RAV4, Kevin.


Once again, spoofer, if you don't know my name, fine. Don't call me
someone I'm not.


Well, you certainly make a pale wimpy copy of the 'real' YukonBound!


YukonBound July 16th 10 06:05 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

On 7/15/10 8:48 PM, Larry wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jul 14, 8:30 am, Harry wrote:
On 7/13/10 9:43 AM, I am Tosk wrote:



Here is my entry
http://smallboats.com/images/current...ter_05_400.jpg
Wowser...a flat bottomed plywood rowboat with bulging sides...must
be
a
bitch to row, eh?
Actually, with the high narrow keystone transom, it rows like a
charm.
Typical is a 20 yard drift per sweep of the oars on flat water...
But
I am quite sure hull physics are as forigen to you as Lobsta'
boats,
hard work, or the campus at Yale...snerk.
Nice!


"Forigen..."

Flat-bottomed rowboats...

Well, they do plane with a small outboard.

What's wrong with little boats? I have one! And I've got a RAV4 car
that
pulls it!

You couldn't afford a RAV4, Kevin.


Once again, spoofer, if you don't know my name, fine. Don't call me
someone I'm not.


Well, you certainly make a pale wimpy copy of the 'real' YukonBound!


Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

YukonBound July 16th 10 07:16 PM

Here Harry...
 


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Harry  July 16th 10 07:29 PM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/16/10 2:16 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Even loogy doesn't want to be loogy.

YukonBound July 16th 10 07:53 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I am.

Harry? July 16th 10 07:54 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article ,
says...

On 7/16/10 2:16 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Even loogy doesn't want to be loogy.


Spoofer alert! I'm much too smart to not know who the spoofer is.

YukonBound July 16th 10 08:23 PM

Here Harry...
 


"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/16/10 2:16 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Even loogy doesn't want to be loogy.


Maybe he should start out low 7 simple trying to copy others lives...The
Freak would be a good fit for him.
When he gets better at spoofing he can try the 'big boys'.


YukonBound July 16th 10 08:25 PM

Here Harry...
 


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post same.
Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see why you goof
off so much when they're paying you.


Harry  July 16th 10 08:30 PM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/16/10 3:23 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"Harry " wrote in message
m...
On 7/16/10 2:16 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Even loogy doesn't want to be loogy.


Maybe he should start out low 7 simple trying to copy others lives...The
Freak would be a good fit for him.
When he gets better at spoofing he can try the 'big boys'.


It's a true really bad choice...whether it is worse to be loogy or
just-hate-a-snot.

Larry[_25_] July 17th 10 01:29 AM

Here Harry...
 
YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.


I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.

That dip**** Don? He's a moronic lemming with a dysfunctional family.

Larry[_25_] July 17th 10 01:33 AM

Here Harry...
 
YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.


Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post
same. Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see
why you goof off so much when they're paying you.

If any of that were true, who would want to contact someone's boss?
This is a boating group and most boaters are gentlemen. You are a
****ing putz with no life away from your keyboard.

YukonBound July 17th 10 04:51 AM

Here Harry...
 


"Larry" wrote in message
...
YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.

Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post
same. Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see why
you goof off so much when they're paying you.

If any of that were true, who would want to contact someone's boss? This
is a boating group and most boaters are gentlemen. You are a ****ing putz
with no life away from your keyboard.


Who's talking to you, asswipe?


Richard Casady July 17th 10 01:14 PM

Here Harry...
 
On Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:25:40 -0300, "YukonBound"
wrote:

Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see why you goof
off so much when they're paying you.


Lame, ultra lame.

Casady

I am Tosk July 17th 10 01:20 PM

Here Harry...
 
In article , LarryG@
81gmail.com says...

YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.

Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post
same. Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see
why you goof off so much when they're paying you.

If any of that were true, who would want to contact someone's boss?
This is a boating group and most boaters are gentlemen. You are a
****ing putz with no life away from your keyboard.


Around here if Bonnie were to **** with a mans likelihood, he would end
up in a shallow grave...

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!

Harry  July 17th 10 01:29 PM

Here Harry...
 
On 7/17/10 8:20 AM, I am Tosk wrote:


Around here if Bonnie were to **** with a mans likelihood, he would end
up in a shallow grave...


"Likelihood"

You mean, one shouldn't erase that greasy mustache from that photo of you?

There's dumb, dumber, and dumbest. You're the dumbest.



YukonBound July 17th 10 02:45 PM

Here Harry...
 


"I am Tosk" wrote in message
...
In article , LarryG@
81gmail.com says...

YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.

Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who I
am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post
same. Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and see
why you goof off so much when they're paying you.

If any of that were true, who would want to contact someone's boss?
This is a boating group and most boaters are gentlemen. You are a
****ing putz with no life away from your keyboard.


Around here if Bonnie were to **** with *a mans likelihood*, he would end
up in a shallow grave...

--
Rowdy Mouse Racing - We race for cheese!


Well...first I'd have to find out what "a mans likelihood" is. I don't
think we do that kind of thing up here.


Larry[_25_] July 18th 10 03:30 AM

Here Harry...
 
YukonBound wrote:


"Larry" wrote in message
...
YukonBound wrote:


"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...
!

Everyone here has seen my picture, spoofer. I'm short, balding, bow
legged and never get any sun up here.

I'm sure you are Kevin, but that has nothing to do with the 'real'
YukonBound.

Another fine example that this spoofer doesn't know the real me. I may
just have to post my Halifax address and phone number to prove who
I am.


We'd all love to see your Snellville Ga address.
Have you forgotten your work address & phone number... I can post
same. Some interested observers may want to contact your boss and
see why you goof off so much when they're paying you.

If any of that were true, who would want to contact someone's boss?
This is a boating group and most boaters are gentlemen. You are a
****ing putz with no life away from your keyboard.


Who's talking to you, asswipe?

Evidently you are.


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