A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

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On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was
a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually
no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!


You must really be rattled. Your spelling has gone from bad to worse.
Go take a time out.


You care how dufi are identified??

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still
work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

That's because the truth is sometimes funny!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

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On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

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On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

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On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually
no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!


You must really be rattled. Your spelling has gone from bad to worse.
Go take a time out.


You care how dufi are identified??


You're a sicko!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:58:11 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

....especially the Jewish one!