A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


=

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still
work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so illiterate
even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

You're right... hey, you're not an idiot. :)

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400, Wayne.B

wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Also true!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the relationships
never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,

wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a mosquito or a black fly????? ROFL!!!!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:02:33 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

Speaking of flies...

Subject: Texas visitor ( You gotta love Texas )

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying
to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovered the cowboy was from
President Bush's home area, 'Bama started to belittle him by talking in a fake
southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, 'Bama kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops
and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"


"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this
country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them
flies, though."

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On 12/06/2010 2:23 PM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:02:33 -0600, wrote:

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

Speaking of flies...

Subject: Texas visitor ( You gotta love Texas )

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was trying
to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovered the cowboy was from
President Bush's home area, 'Bama started to belittle him by talking in a fake
southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, 'Bama kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops
and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"


"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this
country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them
flies, though."

Now that is funny!
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the relationships
never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Moose" wrote in message
...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:02:33 -0600, Canuck57 wrote:

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,

wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

Speaking of flies...

Subject: Texas visitor ( You gotta love Texas )

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was
trying
to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovered the cowboy was
from
President Bush's home area, 'Bama started to belittle him by talking in a
fake
southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, 'Bama kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around
his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle
flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.
They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he
stops
and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"


"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens
of this
country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them
flies, though."


yep, you're a racist

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 2:23 PM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:02:33 -0600, wrote:

On 12/06/2010 11:07 AM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:12:47 -0400,

wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:27 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

You are an idiot!

In my humble opinion you toss that expression around a bit too freely.

But she keeps 'em coming back!

Like mosquitoes and black flies.

Speaking of flies...

Subject: Texas visitor ( You gotta love Texas )

A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was
trying
to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovered the cowboy was
from
President Bush's home area, 'Bama started to belittle him by talking in a
fake
southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, 'Bama kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around
his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle
flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're
called, but
I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.
They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
the back
end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he
stops
and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"


"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens
of this
country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
fool them
flies, though."

Now that is funny!
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

Now you're a stupido.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Moose" wrote in message
...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
...
On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was
a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!


You must really be rattled. Your spelling has gone from bad to worse.
Go take a time out.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

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On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

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On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was
a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually
no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!


You must really be rattled. Your spelling has gone from bad to worse.
Go take a time out.


You care how dufi are identified??

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still
work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

That's because the truth is sometimes funny!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

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On 12/06/2010 12:25 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 11/06/2010 9:06 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 11/06/2010 6:30 PM, John H wrote:
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure
He was
God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a
woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually
no
food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who
just
didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!

Real women are troupers. God bless them!


--
Liberalism - a disease of envy, greed, entitlement and KAOS.

Real women are in a play? You are an idiot!

You would not know, move on now...
--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

You're a bozo... you were trying to say troopers, but you're so
illiterate even if someone points out the mistake you can't see it.

Tell me, how many times ahve you been divorced? Or did the
relationships never last long enough?

You would be a real skank whench to live wih for sure.

--
Taxation, modern day slavery. The loss of economic freedom.

At least you sort of half admitted you're an idiot. Good for you!


He just called you a skank for god sake. Are you just going to let that
pass?


You're asking me if I really care what that dufus says?? You must be a
dufus!


You must really be rattled. Your spelling has gone from bad to worse.
Go take a time out.


You care how dufi are identified??


You're a sicko!

A lot of argument about Jesus' background...
 

On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:58:11 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:30:55 -0400, John H
wrote:

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married..
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't
get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work
to do

Can I get an AMEN!!


Indeed.

My Italian wife who has a lot of jewish and Irish friends thought it
was pretty humorous.

....especially the Jewish one!