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I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.



On LSD again, eh?

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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.



On LSD again, eh?

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I saw on a national news program that BP was inviting people to call in with
ideas on what to do.
Froggy could call in and advise them to relax.... "it's no big deal".

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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.



On LSD again, eh?

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The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been "ravished."


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"hk" wrote in message
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.



On LSD again, eh?

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been "ravished."


Sarah, poor stupid Sarah.


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On Wed, 2 Jun 2010 09:32:12 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
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"hk" wrote in message
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. *Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. *Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. *Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). *So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.


On LSD again, eh?


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been "ravished."


Sarah, poor stupid Sarah.


I dunno which is more pathetic, Nom doing a female impersonation or
jps, hk and bpuharic doing a male impersonation.
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On Jun 2, 10:03 am, jps wrote:
On Wed, 2 Jun 2010 09:32:12 -0700, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:





"hk" wrote in message
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was
silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.


On LSD again, eh?


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another
name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been
"ravished."


Sarah, poor stupid Sarah.


I dunno which is more pathetic, Nom doing a female impersonation or
jps, hk and bpuharic doing a male impersonation.


What interpretation are you doing? One of a sentient being?

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On 6/2/2010 1:15 PM, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 2, 10:03 am, wrote:
On Wed, 2 Jun 2010 09:32:12 -0700,
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.


On LSD again, eh?


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been "ravished."


Sarah, poor stupid Sarah.


I dunno which is more pathetic, Nom doing a female impersonation or
jps, hk and bpuharic doing a male impersonation.


Froggy,
We, the real boaters are performing a little experiment. The folks you
mentioned are currently in the no communication zone. For the experiment
to be successful, we must not contact those douchebags.

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On 02/06/2010 11:15 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 2, 10:03 am, wrote:
On Wed, 2 Jun 2010 09:32:12 -0700,
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On 6/2/10 10:57 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.


On LSD again, eh?


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


He's channeling Sarah Palin who tweeted that the earth has been "ravished."


Sarah, poor stupid Sarah.


I dunno which is more pathetic, Nom doing a female impersonation or
jps, hk and bpuharic doing a male impersonation.


I would not be caught dead out with any of them any how.

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On Jun 2, 9:57*am, Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. *Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. *Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. *Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). *So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.


Frog, that was profound, now when do you go for your next sailing
adventure?


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