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Default Poor Gaia violated by hard drilling tools

On 6/3/10 12:04 AM, Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 2, 10:35 pm, lil wrote:
lil abner wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky???.?mud? until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making ?deposits?. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.
Is Frog's watch a Rolex?
Or do you watch frogs?


Just jibbing


Nah, Seiko but I don't like it. Have considered a Rolex but I hear
they really do not keep good time. Besides, I really cannot justify a
Rolex when a cheap Casio works just as well.
My nickname is an inside family joke about my younger daughters
obsession with frogs when she was a toddler.
Making up for the work time I lost in my week sailing in the Bahamas a
couple weeks ago is keeping me off the water so I get bored and post
BS.



I have a Rolex Submariner I haven't worn in at least a decade. It's a
nicely made watch, but, as you point out, it does not keep good time. I
took it to a Rolex dealer several times and it was sent back to the
factory for "adjustments," but, in the end, I simply realized a strictly
mechanical watch was passe, in terms of timekeeping. To me, Rolexes are
more jewelry than they are practical wris****ches.

These days, I wear one of three watches, all of which seem to keep
damned close to perfect time:

A 15-year-old goldtone Seiko
A 12-year-old Luminox "navy seal" watch, black plastic
A one-year-old Luminox stainless steel watch, which I like best, but is
sort of clunky and very heavy for a wris****ch


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