I always thought sexual imagery applied to industrial things was silly
but sometimes even silly people are right.
So, I think the real reason most libs hate the oil industry is the
image of poor helpless Gaia being penetrated by those huge hard
drilling tools penetrating deeper and deeper in and out spurting
sticky……….”mud” until she orgasmically ejaculates oil.
So, I propose a change of imagery. Poor Gaia was raised in a rough
neighborhood, I mean, what kind of mentors could that slut Venus and
that thug Mars have been. Poor thing was hit on by all these
asteroids making “deposits”. Poor victim Gaia just needs multiple
abortions performed by Planned Petroleum (BPs new name). So, PP goes
in with their Vacuum and Aspiration device and relieves her of this
unwanted burden.