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nom=de=plume[_2_] May 31st 10 05:10 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 

"bob the boater" wrote in message
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On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.


Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several years.


Too bad for you!


nom=de=plume[_2_] May 31st 10 05:12 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 

"Canuck57" wrote in message
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On 29/05/2010 6:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.


Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several years.


I wouldn't bet on de-fumer being a female, could be a feminine male...

In any case we should stay away from here especially since hk thinks she
is hot.

--
I would rather be a paid up Conservative nut job than a Liberal with no
nuts, no job in debt and living off of other people like a leach.


I'm betting you're not a man. In fact, I don't have to make that bet. You've
demonstrated that you're without cojones.



nom=de=plume[_2_] May 31st 10 05:24 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 

"hk" wrote in message
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On 5/29/10 10:01 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 29/05/2010 6:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several years.


I wouldn't bet on de-fumer being a female, could be a feminine male...

In any case we should stay away from here especially since hk thinks she
is hot.



I'll bet all the dimwits who think Sarah Palin is hot think you are hot,
too, Canuckistan.

Since I've neither met nor seen a photo of Ms. Plume, I have no idea
whether she would meet all my criteria for being a hottie. She's certainly
clever enough, and that's on my list, and she certainly ties all you
right-wing assholes into Gordian knots, and I should add that to my list,
too.

My personal list of well-known hotties includes but is not limited to
Salma Hayek, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett
Johannson, Sophia Loren, and Anna Netrebko. Gosh...there's not a rightie
on that list.


--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


I think I uploaded one at one point. I'll try and find it, but here's one of
one of the rightwing nuts in his youth.

http://stashbox.org/v/912942/Img032_320x480.png



bob the boater May 31st 10 11:46 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
On 5/29/2010 8:57 AM, hk wrote:
wrote in message
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wrote in message
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On 5/29/10 8:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several years.



Bob the Boater: another of the regular right-wing, ID shifting assholes
who couldn't get any "hits" with his old ID. First cousin to flajim,
larry, loogy, tosk, and the rest of the cowardly little twerps who wear
loafers because they can't handle shoelaces.

--


Loafers????
Those things are personality shoes for the likes of The Freak& his
boyfriends.


Donnie,
I hate to tell you this, but you are one of the ID shifting assholes I was
refering to.


Light in the loafers Harry thinks someone cares what he refers to.

PS My spell checker highlighted "refering".Are you sure you spelled it
correctly?

moose[_4_] May 31st 10 11:55 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
On 5/29/2010 9:59 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/29/10 9:39 AM, YukonBound wrote:


"hk" wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:57 AM, hk wrote:
wrote in message
...


wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all
weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You
are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several
years.



Bob the Boater: another of the regular right-wing, ID shifting
assholes
who couldn't get any "hits" with his old ID. First cousin to flajim,
larry, loogy, tosk, and the rest of the cowardly little twerps who
wear
loafers because they can't handle shoelaces.

--

Loafers????
Those things are personality shoes for the likes of The Freak& his
boyfriends.

Donnie,
I hate to tell you this, but you are one of the ID shifting assholes
I was
refering to.




D'oh. The flajim spoofer* thinks he is fooling Don.

* The ID spoofers here are all flajim, even when they are not. They're
all boatless, brainless, non-contributing turds, hiding behind all
manner of fake IDs, because they're cowards. In other words, they're
all just like flajim.


FlatulentJim couldn't fool me in his best
days........................... when he would spend endless hours
scrapping, painting & swabbing on some old tin can while his 'buddies'
enjoyed liberty in foreign ports. They couldn't let Jimmy go ashore for
fear of embarrassing the navy.




Flajim is *so* proud of his time in the navy, but apparently ashamed or
embarrassed about *what* he did, and it is pretty much the same with the
rest of his life. But he's quick to go after the details of the lives of
others. He's a coward who never amounted to anything. If he has kids,
they're probably in prison.

Are you hitting on Donnie? There are better choices,you know. Go for the
gold. Give Barney Frank a jingle on the tele. He might be just your
type. In fact I know he is. Snerkle!
Have a solemn Memorial Day. Remember all those who caught a bullet for you.

moose[_4_] May 31st 10 11:59 AM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
On 5/29/2010 6:57 PM, John H wrote:
On Sat, 29 May 2010 10:39:20 -0300, wrote:



wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:57 AM, hk wrote:
wrote in message
...


wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all
weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are
by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several
years.



Bob the Boater: another of the regular right-wing, ID shifting assholes
who couldn't get any "hits" with his old ID. First cousin to flajim,
larry, loogy, tosk, and the rest of the cowardly little twerps who wear
loafers because they can't handle shoelaces.

--

Loafers????
Those things are personality shoes for the likes of The Freak& his
boyfriends.

Donnie,
I hate to tell you this, but you are one of the ID shifting assholes I
was
refering to.




D'oh. The flajim spoofer* thinks he is fooling Don.

* The ID spoofers here are all flajim, even when they are not. They're all
boatless, brainless, non-contributing turds, hiding behind all manner of
fake IDs, because they're cowards. In other words, they're all just like
flajim.


FlatulentJim couldn't fool me in his best days...........................
when he would spend endless hours scrapping, painting& swabbing on some old
tin can while his 'buddies' enjoyed liberty in foreign ports. They
couldn't let Jimmy go ashore for fear of embarrassing the navy.


Your sig. line needs updating. Donny's mental capacity has been confirmed.

moose[_4_] May 31st 10 12:06 PM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
On 5/29/2010 10:12 AM, hk wrote:
On 5/29/10 10:01 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 29/05/2010 6:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several years.


I wouldn't bet on de-fumer being a female, could be a feminine male...

In any case we should stay away from here especially since hk thinks she
is hot.



I'll bet all the dimwits who think Sarah Palin is hot think you are hot,
too, Canuckistan.

Since I've neither met nor seen a photo of Ms. Plume, I have no idea
whether she would meet all my criteria for being a hottie. She's
certainly clever enough, and that's on my list, and she certainly ties
all you right-wing assholes into Gordian knots, and I should add that to
my list, too.

My personal list of well-known hotties includes but is not limited to
Salma Hayek, Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman, Penelope Cruz, Scarlett
Johannson, Sophia Loren, and Anna Netrebko. Gosh...there's not a rightie
on that list.


Penelope has a decent bod but her face would stop a truck. She belongs
on the "Who let the dogs out?" list.

hk June 1st 10 01:42 PM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
In article ,
says...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"hk" wrote in message
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"hk" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"hk" wrote in message
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I know I am not, it is too crazy out there.

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another
name.


Actually, I am! It's a "sea trial" of sorts in the bay, so I should
have some _boating_ stuff to talk about later on.

You can tell the rookie boaters, they always go out on the holidays. I
haven't been boating all year, why in the world would I want to go out
this weekend........... it will be a zoo.

Spoof alert, this is another one of the right wing azzholes.

While I won't go boating this weekend, I will try to go boating anytime
the weather is perfect, not too cold and not too warm, I like it just
right. I also don't like to go boating when all those sailboters are
wallowing around the bay, and if it gets too rough with chop, I stay off
the water, it will just rattle your molars, so I stay off the bay during
those times.



--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.


I agree... when I was in San Diego, it was pretty much perfect all the
time. SF can be cold, but I suppose if you're doing stuff you don't feel
it as much.

I don't think the bay will be "crowded" since it's so big. I guess we'll
just have to look both ways.

Looks like it's going to be nice...
http://www.weather.com/weather/weekend/USCA0987


Looks like it will be a bit warmer here.
Time to get the Yukon out for a run.
http://www.cbc.ca/ns/weather/s0000318.html


You be careful, my bow-legged buddy. Boating is a very dangerous thing
to do. I certainly wouldn't encourage my children to do it.

hk June 1st 10 01:44 PM

Is anyone boating this weekend
 
In article ,
says...

"hk" wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:57 AM, hk wrote:
wrote in message
...


wrote in message
...
On 5/29/10 8:11 AM, bob the boater wrote:
On 5/28/2010 9:36 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:

I'm willing to bet that you're going to be sitting at home all
weekend,
probably thinking up ways to look even dumber on this newsgroup.

Not a chance that he could come even close to your dumbness. You are
by
far the dumbest fairer sex poster that has posted here in several
years.



Bob the Boater: another of the regular right-wing, ID shifting assholes
who couldn't get any "hits" with his old ID. First cousin to flajim,
larry, loogy, tosk, and the rest of the cowardly little twerps who wear
loafers because they can't handle shoelaces.

--

Loafers????
Those things are personality shoes for the likes of The Freak& his
boyfriends.

Donnie,
I hate to tell you this, but you are one of the ID shifting assholes I
was
refering to.




D'oh. The flajim spoofer* thinks he is fooling Don.

* The ID spoofers here are all flajim, even when they are not. They're all
boatless, brainless, non-contributing turds, hiding behind all manner of
fake IDs, because they're cowards. In other words, they're all just like
flajim.


FlatulentJim couldn't fool me in his best days...........................
when he would spend endless hours scrapping, painting & swabbing on some old
tin can while his 'buddies' enjoyed liberty in foreign ports. They
couldn't let Jimmy go ashore for fear of embarrassing the navy.


Wow, I've taught you well! You're getting very good at name calling and
insulting people. I do it because I think it makes me look brave and
intelligent.


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