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YukonBound May 26th 10 01:00 AM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 


"moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/25/2010 4:11 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 16:47:48 -0300,
wrote:



wrote in message
...

"John wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:13:37 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On May 24, 6:57 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 24 May 2010 15:13:57 -0700 (PDT), "Capt.Bill"

wrote:
In the Domican Republic the big marinas also offer assistance with
on
site customs and immigration which is particularly helpful when
you
are dealing with a language barrier plus a complex and somewhat
corrupt system.

True. But between the official fees and the unofficial fees, it was
still less than the official $300 fee to clear in to the Bahamas.
Even
for us at 90'. :-)

Yes but I greatly prefer the system in the Bahamas. Once you pay
your
$300 you can come and go as you want from island to island with no
additional bureaucracy to deal with. In the Dominican Republic you
can only go legally to another port of entry, no where else, and of
course everyone has their hand out. We are technically in violation
tonight because we want to leave Luperon tomorrow at 6:00 AM but
since
there is no provision for that in the rules our zarpa says that we
leaving at 5:00PM today.

// Very true. It's a stupid system that does nothing to encourage
// cruisers to visit.
//


Smart cruisers stay away. It's the stupid cruisers who hang out in
such
stupid places with stupid rules.


Wilbur Hubbard


Is Wilbur a new nom=de=plum for Harry? Sure sounds like him? Jealousy
got
you
again?



--
John H

"When I die, bury me at WalMart so Harry will visit me."

Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!


On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?


Harry and Don are two peas in a pod. Neither one of them could pass the
physical or aptitude tests. And their combined IQs add up to 75.
Harry is a second or third generation coward as well.


Hey... I could chip, paint & swab with the best of y'all.


Larry[_18_] May 26th 10 01:30 AM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 
YukonBound wrote:


"moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/25/2010 4:11 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 16:47:48 -0300,
wrote:



wrote in message
...

"John wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:13:37 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

wrote in message
...

On May 24, 6:57 pm,
wrote:
On Mon, 24 May 2010 15:13:57 -0700 (PDT), "Capt.Bill"

wrote:
In the Domican Republic the big marinas also offer assistance
with
on
site customs and immigration which is particularly helpful
when you
are dealing with a language barrier plus a complex and somewhat
corrupt system.

True. But between the official fees and the unofficial fees,
it was
still less than the official $300 fee to clear in to the
Bahamas. Even
for us at 90'. :-)

Yes but I greatly prefer the system in the Bahamas. Once you
pay your
$300 you can come and go as you want from island to island with no
additional bureaucracy to deal with. In the Dominican Republic you
can only go legally to another port of entry, no where else,
and of
course everyone has their hand out. We are technically in
violation
tonight because we want to leave Luperon tomorrow at 6:00 AM
but since
there is no provision for that in the rules our zarpa says that we
leaving at 5:00PM today.

// Very true. It's a stupid system that does nothing to encourage
// cruisers to visit.
//


Smart cruisers stay away. It's the stupid cruisers who hang out
in such
stupid places with stupid rules.


Wilbur Hubbard


Is Wilbur a new nom=de=plum for Harry? Sure sounds like him?
Jealousy got
you
again?



--
John H

"When I die, bury me at WalMart so Harry will visit me."

Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts
are the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so?
How much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?


Harry and Don are two peas in a pod. Neither one of them could pass
the physical or aptitude tests. And their combined IQs add up to 75.
Harry is a second or third generation coward as well.


Hey... I could chip, paint & swab with the best of y'all.

Manual labor? What did you do, Don?

hk May 26th 10 01:05 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...


"hk" wrote in message
m...
On 5/25/10 4:11 PM, John H wrote:


Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?



Probably on the basis of your persona. You are a flaming asshole in
rec.boats, an uninformed, doctrinaire, right-wing trashmeister and...a
racist.

Don no doubt thinks that's how you were in the military. Why should he
think otherwise?


BINGO!
A leopard doesn't change its spots.

Hugs little buddy. I know I can always get a "Yah Boy" from you.

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.



hk May 26th 10 01:07 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 


"Larry" wrote in message
...
YukonBound wrote:


"moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/25/2010 4:11 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 16:47:48 -0300,
wrote:



wrote in message
...

"John wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:13:37 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On May 24, 6:57 pm,
wrote:
On Mon, 24 May 2010 15:13:57 -0700 (PDT), "Capt.Bill"

wrote:
In the Domican Republic the big marinas also offer assistance
with
on
site customs and immigration which is particularly helpful when
you
are dealing with a language barrier plus a complex and somewhat
corrupt system.

True. But between the official fees and the unofficial fees, it
was
still less than the official $300 fee to clear in to the Bahamas.
Even
for us at 90'. :-)

Yes but I greatly prefer the system in the Bahamas. Once you pay
your
$300 you can come and go as you want from island to island with no
additional bureaucracy to deal with. In the Dominican Republic you
can only go legally to another port of entry, no where else, and
of
course everyone has their hand out. We are technically in
violation
tonight because we want to leave Luperon tomorrow at 6:00 AM but
since
there is no provision for that in the rules our zarpa says that we
leaving at 5:00PM today.

// Very true. It's a stupid system that does nothing to encourage
// cruisers to visit.
//


Smart cruisers stay away. It's the stupid cruisers who hang out in
such
stupid places with stupid rules.


Wilbur Hubbard


Is Wilbur a new nom=de=plum for Harry? Sure sounds like him?
Jealousy got
you
again?



--
John H

"When I die, bury me at WalMart so Harry will visit me."

Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?

Harry and Don are two peas in a pod. Neither one of them could pass the
physical or aptitude tests. And their combined IQs add up to 75.
Harry is a second or third generation coward as well.


Hey... I could chip, paint & swab with the best of y'all.

Manual labor? What did you do, Don?


You asshole, he has been painting the outside of his house for the last 3
years. What have you ever done to be a productive member of society?

Why don't you jump in front of a bus and make the world a better place for
the rest of us.
--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.



John H[_2_] May 26th 10 08:21 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 
On Tue, 25 May 2010 20:59:49 -0300, "YukonBound" wrote:



"hk" wrote in message
om...
On 5/25/10 4:11 PM, John H wrote:


Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?



Probably on the basis of your persona. You are a flaming asshole in
rec.boats, an uninformed, doctrinaire, right-wing trashmeister and...a
racist.

Don no doubt thinks that's how you were in the military. Why should he
think otherwise?


BINGO!
A leopard doesn't change its spots.


Two cowards playing bingo.

Wow. Like I say, Donnie, you and the nincdepoop have something in common, and it
ain't balls.
--
John H

"No, Donnie is not that stupid. He's only *pretending* to be that stupid!"

hk May 26th 10 08:27 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 
On 5/26/10 3:21 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 20:59:49 -0300, wrote:



wrote in message
m...
On 5/25/10 4:11 PM, John H wrote:


Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?


Probably on the basis of your persona. You are a flaming asshole in
rec.boats, an uninformed, doctrinaire, right-wing trashmeister and...a
racist.

Don no doubt thinks that's how you were in the military. Why should he
think otherwise?


BINGO!
A leopard doesn't change its spots.


Two cowards playing bingo.

Wow. Like I say, Donnie, you and the nincdepoop have something in common, and it
ain't balls.



Just because when you look below your belly button there's nothing there
that works doesn't mean others suffer from your "short"comings, mr. racist.

--
The Tea Party's teabaggers are just the Republican base by another name.

YukonBound May 26th 10 11:50 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 


"hk" wrote in message
...

You asshole, he has been painting the outside of his house for the last 3
years. What have you ever done to be a productive member of society?

Why don't you jump in front of a bus and make the world a better place for
the rest of us.
--



Well Mr Spoofer...you seem to be improving to 50% correctness. Maybe there
is a glimmer of hope.
Your first sentence is wrong...as usual but the 2nd & 3rd are 'bang
on'.................. as y'all might say south of the border.


YukonBound May 27th 10 01:25 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 
In article ,
says...

On 5/26/10 3:21 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 20:59:49 -0300, wrote:



wrote in message
m...
On 5/25/10 4:11 PM, John H wrote:


Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?


Probably on the basis of your persona. You are a flaming asshole in
rec.boats, an uninformed, doctrinaire, right-wing trashmeister and...a
racist.

Don no doubt thinks that's how you were in the military. Why should he
think otherwise?


BINGO!
A leopard doesn't change its spots.


Two cowards playing bingo.

Wow. Like I say, Donnie, you and the nincdepoop have something in common, and it
ain't balls.



Just because when you look below your belly button there's nothing there
that works doesn't mean others suffer from your "short"comings, mr. racist.


I have something below my belt, fat buddy! Every time you insult
someone, it reminds me of being back in the fourth grade and I get wood.

YukonBound May 27th 10 01:27 PM

Another Big Mahi Mahi Caught While Cruising
 
In article ,
says...

"moose" wrote in message
...
On 5/25/2010 4:11 PM, John H wrote:
On Tue, 25 May 2010 16:47:48 -0300,
wrote:



wrote in message
...

"John wrote in message
...
On Tue, 25 May 2010 13:13:37 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On May 24, 6:57 pm, wrote:
On Mon, 24 May 2010 15:13:57 -0700 (PDT), "Capt.Bill"

wrote:
In the Domican Republic the big marinas also offer assistance with
on
site customs and immigration which is particularly helpful when
you
are dealing with a language barrier plus a complex and somewhat
corrupt system.

True. But between the official fees and the unofficial fees, it was
still less than the official $300 fee to clear in to the Bahamas.
Even
for us at 90'. :-)

Yes but I greatly prefer the system in the Bahamas. Once you pay
your
$300 you can come and go as you want from island to island with no
additional bureaucracy to deal with. In the Dominican Republic you
can only go legally to another port of entry, no where else, and of
course everyone has their hand out. We are technically in violation
tonight because we want to leave Luperon tomorrow at 6:00 AM but
since
there is no provision for that in the rules our zarpa says that we
leaving at 5:00PM today.

// Very true. It's a stupid system that does nothing to encourage
// cruisers to visit.
//


Smart cruisers stay away. It's the stupid cruisers who hang out in
such
stupid places with stupid rules.


Wilbur Hubbard


Is Wilbur a new nom=de=plum for Harry? Sure sounds like him? Jealousy
got
you
again?



--
John H

"When I die, bury me at WalMart so Harry will visit me."

Do you really have your head that far up your butt? The rightnuts are
the
one's who are spoofing identities here... sort of like you.

JohnnyPreparationH is the master.
He spoofed being an army officer for 25 years without anyone noticing.
Doesn't say much for the rest of the COs!

On what basis do you deprecate my service? Harry told you to do so? How
much
time did you spend in the military service of your country, Don?


Harry and Don are two peas in a pod. Neither one of them could pass the
physical or aptitude tests. And their combined IQs add up to 75.
Harry is a second or third generation coward as well.


Hey... I could chip, paint & swab with the best of y'all.


Spoofer alert! Everyone knows all I can do is shuffle paper for Crown
Corp. What the 'ell, it's been three years since I started painting my
house and I'm not done yet. If I could only get my lazy son to help.


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