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Sarah Palin, of course.

This past weekend, while speaking to her simple-minded supporters in
Orlando, Florida, Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic
politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to
remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November.

Grayson, recent polls have shown, is the favorite candidate of both
Democrats and Republicans.

The congressman is no shrinking violet. In response to Palin's caustic
remarks about him, he, in true literary fashion, punched her right in
the nose, verbally:

First, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for
having a hand large enough to fit Grayson's entire name on it. He
thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in
Central Florida.

Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire
hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really
had mastered Palin's imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson
observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican
Party has produced since George W. Bush.

When asked to comment about what effect Palin's criticism might have,
Grayson pointed out, "As the Knave's horse says in Alice in Wonderland,
'dogs will believe anything.'"

He added:

"I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the
issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,"
Grayson added.

Grayson comments as reported on Kos.





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On Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:11:09 -0400, HK
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Sarah Palin, of course.

This past weekend, while speaking to her simple-minded supporters in
Orlando, Florida, Palin also singled out one Central Florida Democratic
politician: U.S Rep. Alan Grayson of Orlando. Palin said voters need to
remove the fiery millionaire lawyer in November.

Grayson, recent polls have shown, is the favorite candidate of both
Democrats and Republicans.

The congressman is no shrinking violet. In response to Palin's caustic
remarks about him, he, in true literary fashion, punched her right in
the nose, verbally:

First, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for
having a hand large enough to fit Grayson's entire name on it. He
thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in
Central Florida.

Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire
hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really
had mastered Palin's imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson
observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican
Party has produced since George W. Bush.

When asked to comment about what effect Palin's criticism might have,
Grayson pointed out, "As the Knave's horse says in Alice in Wonderland,
'dogs will believe anything.'"

He added:

"I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the
issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,"
Grayson added.

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His campaign added that "[s]cientists are studying Sarah Palin's
travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more
about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild
Alaskan dingbat."


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