Brilliance of Beck
 

On Feb 17, 12:05*am, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

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On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:57:57 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"John H" wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares
a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail..
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.

You're the looney way!

Now, nincdepoop, is that the best you could come up with. Even jps or
slammer
could do better.

WAFJ!
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

Yes, you're a joke. A dumb joke, but you take what you can get.

--
Nom=de=Plume

You take what you can get, D'Plume? Is your battery supply running
that low that you are now that desperate?

Brilliance of Beck
 

On 21-Feb-2010, "Steve B" wrote:

even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

....notice they never vrigin WHAT?

baaahhhhhhhhh bah bahhhhhhh

Brilliance of Beck
 

On Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:24:03 GMT, "Steve" wrote:


On 21-Feb-2010, "Steve B" wrote:

even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

...notice they never vrigin WHAT?

baaahhhhhhhhh bah bahhhhhhh

Would they have to be 'stump broke'? Oh wait, that's cows, I forgot.

Reminds me of a story.

I was in the process of getting a TS security clearance, and I had to be
interviewed by some intelligence weeney. It turned out to be a female Lieutenant
Colonel. About the last question was, "Have you ever engaged in any unnatural or
illegal sex acts?"

I looked her in the eye and said, "Maam, I grew up on a farm. How would you
define 'unnatural'?"

She said, "I'll just put down 'no'!"
--

John H

Brilliance of Beck
 

On 22-Feb-2010, John H wrote:

Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

...notice they never vrigin WHAT?

baaahhhhhhhhh bah bahhhhhhh

Would they have to be 'stump broke'? Oh wait, that's cows, I forgot.

Reminds me of a story.

I was in the process of getting a TS security clearance, and I had to be
interviewed by some intelligence weeney. It turned out to be a female
Lieutenant
Colonel. About the last question was, "Have you ever engaged in any
unnatural or
illegal sex acts?"

I looked her in the eye and said, "Maam, I grew up on a farm. How would
you
define 'unnatural'?"

She said, "I'll just put down 'no'!"

HEY! You got one of those 4' poles with a mirror on the end??? They're on
sale at an Arabic grocery store in Dearborn!

Brilliance of Beck
 

On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:04:06 GMT, "Steve" wrote:


On 22-Feb-2010, John H wrote:

Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

...notice they never vrigin WHAT?

baaahhhhhhhhh bah bahhhhhhh

Would they have to be 'stump broke'? Oh wait, that's cows, I forgot.

Reminds me of a story.

I was in the process of getting a TS security clearance, and I had to be
interviewed by some intelligence weeney. It turned out to be a female
Lieutenant
Colonel. About the last question was, "Have you ever engaged in any
unnatural or
illegal sex acts?"

I looked her in the eye and said, "Maam, I grew up on a farm. How would
you
define 'unnatural'?"

She said, "I'll just put down 'no'!"

HEY! You got one of those 4' poles with a mirror on the end??? They're on
sale at an Arabic grocery store in Dearborn!

How much? My mirror's getting worn out!
--

John H