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nom=de=plume February 17th 10 06:14 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
"TopBassDog" wrote in message
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On Feb 17, 12:05 am, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message

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On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:57:57 -0800, "nom=de=plume"

wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
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On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:


My hero:


The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.


"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.


"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."


"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.


"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"


No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best
defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares
a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all
the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.


That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.


That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!


Now, nincdepoop, is that the best you could come up with. Even jps or
slammer
could do better.


WAFJ!
--
John H


"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


Yes, you're a joke. A dumb joke, but you take what you can get.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Yes D'Plume. I'm sure you get very little. Very little of anything.



Sort of like you... another tiny brain in a "man's" body?

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 17th 10 06:27 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"


No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.



You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume




John H[_12_] February 17th 10 06:53 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume" wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.



You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

nom=de=plume February 17th 10 08:23 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


I totally understand. I cant seem to communicate with the opposite sex on
any level, John. I think men are put off by me because I am so much smarter
than them. What to do? What to do? I was seeing a therapist but all of a
sudden he stopped answering my calls. I guess he couldn't handle the truth.



John H[_12_] February 17th 10 08:35 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:23:44 -0500, "nom=de=plume" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


I totally understand. I cant seem to communicate with the opposite sex on
any level, John. I think men are put off by me because I am so much smarter
than them. What to do? What to do? I was seeing a therapist but all of a
sudden he stopped answering my calls. I guess he couldn't handle the truth.


That's not at all true. You do communicate well on a certain level. You provide
a chuckle, just as any vacuous, empty-headed, vociferous jokester would do.

WAFJ!
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"

nom=de=plume February 17th 10 08:38 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"



Hopefullly, you'll not fall down and hurt yourself!


--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 17th 10 08:39 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best
defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all
the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


I totally understand. I cant seem to communicate with the opposite sex on
any level, John. I think men are put off by me because I am so much
smarter than them. What to do? What to do? I was seeing a therapist but
all of a sudden he stopped answering my calls. I guess he couldn't handle
the truth.



Ah, the lame spoofer, right wing zit is back. Go for it pea brain. I'm sure
you feel like a real man.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 17th 10 08:39 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:23:44 -0500, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:27:30 -0500, "nom=de=plume"

wrote:

I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get
really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul
Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on
how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?"
co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best
defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all
the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in
jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time
in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.


You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume



Understood.

Hopefully you'll understand why I think you're such a ****ing joke.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


I totally understand. I cant seem to communicate with the opposite sex on
any level, John. I think men are put off by me because I am so much
smarter
than them. What to do? What to do? I was seeing a therapist but all of a
sudden he stopped answering my calls. I guess he couldn't handle the
truth.


That's not at all true. You do communicate well on a certain level. You
provide
a chuckle, just as any vacuous, empty-headed, vociferous jokester would
do.

WAFJ!
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"



You're just as dumb as the spoofer. I think you should just reply to your
best buddy zit man.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume February 17th 10 08:40 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
I am terribly sorry John. You see, I got my friend today and I get really
bitchy this time of the month. Please bear with me.
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"

No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three
squares a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.



You're the looney way!

--
Nom=de=Plume





Such a child. I think you should have that operation.

--
Nom=de=Plume



Steve B[_2_] February 21st 10 05:29 PM

Brilliance of Beck
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:35:33 -0800, Tom Francis - SW Sports
wrote:

My hero:

The Taliban may be disputing that their number-two, Mullah Abdul Ghani
Baradar, was captured by US and Pakistani intelligence earlier this
month, but that hasn't stopped Glenn Beck from passing judgment on how
the US should handle the situation.

"Shoot him in the head," the radio and TV personality declared on Fox
& Friends Tuesday.

"We've just captured the second most wanted guy in Al Qaeda," Beck
said, evidently referring to the Taliban leader. "The first thing out
of my mind -- shoot him in the head. Shoot him in the head before it
goes into a court and we're doing all this nonsense back and forth.
He's a bad guy. Shoot him in the head."

"You would shoot him before they even try to get information?" co-host
Gretchen Carlson asked.

"If I were in charge, we'd be interrogating him," Beck replied. "And
we'd interrogate him, and interrogate him, and interrogate him and
then we'd shoot him in the head. ... Shoot him in the head before we
all of a sudden release him into, what? Primary schools in New York
City? What are we going to do with this guy?"


No, we need to bring him to New York, provide him with the best defense
attorney
our tax dollars will buy, put him up in a room with a TV and three squares
a
day, and then try him in a civilian court, ensuring he recieves all the
Constitutional rights any US citizen should get.

That's the liberal way. Oh, and we do all this even though the
Attorney General says he'll not go free but spend a long time in jail.
Hell,
even the Deputy Dog Biden would say he's going to spend a long time in
jail -
before the trial, of course.

That's the liberal way.
--
John H

"Vote for a Democrat, it's easier than working!"


Uh, you forgot room service to deliver the 47 virgins.

Good luck with that one. (finding them)

Steve




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