On Jan 31, 7:58*am, "Don White" wrote:
This would have been right up your alley......http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/1165083.html

In my outhouse, takin' a crap. Was plannin' on whackin' it but the
temperature had risen to above freezing and the room started to
defrost. Not a good environment for my fantasies with black women.
Wiped my ass with my daily copy of the Post and waddled my
hemorrhoidal ass back to the house.