Rules for Happiness
 

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods

--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H

Rules for Happiness
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Rules for Happiness
 

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"John H" wrote in message
...
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.

--
Nom=de=Plume

~~ Snerk ~~

Rules for Happiness
 

On Jan 23, 1:24*pm, John H wrote:
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!

* * * * 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
* * * * * * *who cooks from time to
* * * * * * *time, cleans up, and has a job.

* * * * 2. It's important
* * * * * *to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

* * * * 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
* * * * * *and who doesn't lie to you.

* * * * 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
* * * * and who likes to be with you.

* * * * 5. It's very, very important that these four women do
* * * * * * not know each other or ever meet.

* * * * Signed
* * * * * * * * Tiger Woods

--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H

LOL!

Rules for Happiness
 

John H wrote:
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods


I never saw that coming! I thought it was the text from one of those
'50's films like this"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccmGIFUx_FY

Rules for Happiness
 

nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.


Stop thinking and go to work.

Rules for Happiness
 

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.


Stop thinking and go to work.


Start thinking and go play.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Rules for Happiness
 

nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods


Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.


Are you saying you don't fit any of those categorys? Shame. You are
probably destined to be an old spinster.

Rules for Happiness
 

nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.


Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.

Rules for Happiness
 

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.


Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.


Prove it.

--
Nom=de=Plume

Rules for Happiness
 

nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.


Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it. You're
the lawyer after all.

Rules for Happiness
 

nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

wrote in message
...


nom=de=plume wrote:


"John wrote in message
...



Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods




Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.




Stop thinking and go to work.


Start thinking and go play.



I'm capable of both.


Prove it.


There. I just finished work so here I am to play with bozos like you!

Rules for Happiness
 

Harry wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.


Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it.
You're the lawyer after all.
She's (1) not a lawyer or (2) a poor lawyer.

Rules for Happiness
 

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
Harry wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...

nom=de=plume wrote:

"John wrote in message
...


Five rules for men to follow for a happy life!!


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
who cooks from time to
time, cleans up, and has a job.


2. It's important
to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do
not know each other or ever meet.



Signed
Tiger Woods



Good luck finding one in any category. I don't think you qualify for
charity.



Stop thinking and go to work.

Start thinking and go play.


I'm capable of both.


Prove it.

Why should he? If you don't believe him, you need to disprove it. You're
the lawyer after all.
She's (1) not a lawyer or (2) a poor lawyer.


Whatever you say "bruce"

--
Nom=de=Plume