Harry wrote:
CalifBill wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
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On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:55:54 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:
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Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500,
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Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,

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John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a
set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as
your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into
the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards
further than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old
man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause,
like Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that
serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds
almost 40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and
win a good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle
retired at 55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays
with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf
club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche
911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in
the low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.

Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the
Boca Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie
about me a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of
mis-knowledge here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still
whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got
that low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?
Maybe 18, but with very loose rules would be my guess. Oh, and lots of
'gimmies'.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and
in others." (Unknown)

John H

Nope, no gimmies. I was actually a great putter. Peewee golf was
easy in my younger days. But I was maybe 23 when I first played. One
of those days, where never hit a sand trap, and since I did not drive
the ball 300 yards, and those 150 yards I drove were low and down the
fairway. Good roll. Clubs were too short for me, so never drove
those balls in to the boonies. Do not think I ever equaled that score
more than 1 or 2 times. Normally shot 100-110.


Herring is a crappy golfer with no natural abilities.
Why are you jealous of herring? You have a more expensive printer. You
have a slightly bigger boat. Your wife took you to the mall yesterday
and bought you a nice meal. You have it all. Then, why are you jealous
of Herring and several others here?