In article , Bruce747
@gmail.com says...

Harry wrote:
Bill McKee wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message
...
Harry wrote:
John H wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Harry wrote:
jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500, Harry
wrote:

John H wrote:

Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!
Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~
Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life
with a set of cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as
your $200 driver.
Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.
Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with
herring's taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers
that serve his needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds
almost 40 years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four
times a week until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did
play and win a good number of local senior tournaments as an
amateur. Uncle retired at 55 and moved to Boca Raton from Salem,
Massachusetts. He plays with a cheap, old set of clubs.
Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?
I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the
low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.

Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie
about me a few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of
mis-knowledge here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still
whip your ass on the golf course.

First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that
low again when I played golf.



My only previous experience with golf was at a chip'n'putt course and
of course, miniature golf.

Oh...Bruce...**** off.

Caught in another lie? You are legendary, Harry!

I wonder if he really thinks we are gonna' eventually forget the lies he
has told over the years, or if he has just forgotten himself

Scotty

In article , Bruce747
@gmail.com says...

I am Tosk wrote:
In articleAoidnUrqDKIM_cfWnZ2dnUVZ_jNi4p2d@giganews. com, Bruce747
@gmail.com says...

Harry wrote:

Bruce wrote:

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:



Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers. Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~


Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the 90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

It's amazing what little things bother you, Harry. You need a long
break from this place so you can interact with people in person and
act accordingly.


ESAD, brucie.

I'll eat some hit tonight since you told me to do that.

Get over yourself, Harry, and take that breather. It's no wonder why
you have so many enemies here.


Harry has been doing this for well over a decade. Folks have begged,
threatened, ignored, taunted, teased, shamed, him. He is a very
disturbed individual who somehow needs this bad attention in his life,
There have been times when he has posted over 100 posts in a 24 hour
period, he will never stop.

Scotty

That's pure insanity. How can you have a real life when you can't stay
away from a Usenet group?

It's probably better that he is afraid to leave the house, or some poor
slob would end up in prison for killing the son of a bitch...

Scotty

"Bruce" wrote in message
...
Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
...

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, wrote:


Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:


John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost
40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a
good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at
55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.


Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie about me a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of mis-knowledge
here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?

Nope, 18.

CalifBill wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:55:54 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
...

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, wrote:


Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:


John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost
40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a
good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at
55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the
low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.

Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie about me
a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of mis-knowledge
here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that
low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?
Maybe 18, but with very loose rules would be my guess. Oh, and lots of
'gimmies'.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in
others." (Unknown)

John H

Nope, no gimmies. I was actually a great putter. Peewee golf was easy in
my younger days. But I was maybe 23 when I first played. One of those
days, where never hit a sand trap, and since I did not drive the ball 300
yards, and those 150 yards I drove were low and down the fairway. Good
roll. Clubs were too short for me, so never drove those balls in to the
boonies. Do not think I ever equaled that score more than 1 or 2 times.
Normally shot 100-110.



Herring is a crappy golfer with no natural abilities.

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:55:54 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
...

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, wrote:


Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:


John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost
40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a
good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at
55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the
low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.


Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie about me
a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of mis-knowledge
here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that
low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?

Maybe 18, but with very loose rules would be my guess. Oh, and lots of
'gimmies'.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in
others." (Unknown)

John H

Nope, no gimmies. I was actually a great putter. Peewee golf was easy in
my younger days. But I was maybe 23 when I first played. One of those
days, where never hit a sand trap, and since I did not drive the ball 300
yards, and those 150 yards I drove were low and down the fairway. Good
roll. Clubs were too short for me, so never drove those balls in to the
boonies. Do not think I ever equaled that score more than 1 or 2 times.
Normally shot 100-110.

Harry wrote:
CalifBill wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:55:54 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
...

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500,
wrote:


Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,

wrote:


John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a
set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as
your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into
the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards
further than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old
man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause,
like Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that
serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds
almost 40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and
win a good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle
retired at 55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays
with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf
club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche
911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in
the low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.

Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the
Boca Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie
about me a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of
mis-knowledge here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still
whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got
that low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?
Maybe 18, but with very loose rules would be my guess. Oh, and lots of
'gimmies'.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and
in others." (Unknown)

John H

Nope, no gimmies. I was actually a great putter. Peewee golf was
easy in my younger days. But I was maybe 23 when I first played. One
of those days, where never hit a sand trap, and since I did not drive
the ball 300 yards, and those 150 yards I drove were low and down the
fairway. Good roll. Clubs were too short for me, so never drove
those balls in to the boonies. Do not think I ever equaled that score
more than 1 or 2 times. Normally shot 100-110.


Herring is a crappy golfer with no natural abilities.
Why are you jealous of herring? You have a more expensive printer. You
have a slightly bigger boat. Your wife took you to the mall yesterday
and bought you a nice meal. You have it all. Then, why are you jealous
of Herring and several others here?

On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:59:53 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:55:54 -0500, Bruce wrote:

Bill McKee wrote:
wrote in message
...

Harry wrote:

John H wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, wrote:


Harry wrote:

jps wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:


John H wrote:


Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!

Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers
don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~

Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.

Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.

Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost
40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a
good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at
55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.

Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?

I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the
low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.


Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie about me
a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of mis-knowledge
here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still whip
your ass on the golf course.


First time out? Bull****, Harry.

First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that
low
again when I played golf.



9 Holes, Bill?

Maybe 18, but with very loose rules would be my guess. Oh, and lots of
'gimmies'.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in
others." (Unknown)

John H

Nope, no gimmies. I was actually a great putter. Peewee golf was easy in
my younger days. But I was maybe 23 when I first played. One of those
days, where never hit a sand trap, and since I did not drive the ball 300
yards, and those 150 yards I drove were low and down the fairway. Good
roll. Clubs were too short for me, so never drove those balls in to the
boonies. Do not think I ever equaled that score more than 1 or 2 times.
Normally shot 100-110.


That would make life rough for me. I've shot in the 80's four times
since I started playing six years ago. Now I'm disappointed if I don't
shoot in the 80's!

If my first round had been a 91, I'd have been disappointed for years!
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H

In article ,
says...



That would make life rough for me. I've shot in the 80's four times
since I started playing six years ago. Now I'm disappointed if I don't
shoot in the 80's!

If my first round had been a 91, I'd have been disappointed for years!

I shot in the 40's once... It was the coldest I ever played in

Scotty

On Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:15:26 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...



That would make life rough for me. I've shot in the 80's four times
since I started playing six years ago. Now I'm disappointed if I don't
shoot in the 80's!

If my first round had been a 91, I'd have been disappointed for years!

I shot in the 40's once... It was the coldest I ever played in

Scotty

Playing in the high 20's or low 30's isn't bad, if you're walking. You
get tremendous bounces and rolls. It's also very nice when you hit the
pond in front of the green and the ball bounces up on the green. I'll
admit that two of my 80's days were just such days.
--

"Your honor can never be taken from you. Cherish it, in yourself and in others." (Unknown)

John H

CalifBill wrote:
wrote in message
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Bill McKee wrote:

wrote in message
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Harry wrote:


John H wrote:


On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:53:36 -0500, wrote:



Harry wrote:


jps wrote:


On Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:34:15 -0500,
wrote:



John H wrote:



Do you know what a good driver (golf club) can cost?

Enjoy your new printer. You should be proud!


Callaway Diablo. Probably get three or four new printers.
Printers
don't come with graphite shafts. But then, Callaway drivers don't
come
with WalMart stickers.

~snerk~


Herring needs a chinese knockoff callaway to shoot in the
90's...my
uncle shot in the low to mid 70's most of his life with a set of
cheap wilson clubs from a sporting goods store.

BTW, I'd guess my new printer cost at least twice as much as your
$200 driver.


Callaway Diablo can be had for $186 from Overstock.

In Herring's hands, it'll just put him that much further into the
woods.

I can hit my $29 second hand Taylormade 540HD 100 yards further
than
Herring with his new Diablo. Waste of money on a feeble old man.

Maybe he should have donated that money to a worthy cause, like
Race
for the Cure.


Heheh...my new printer was $414...though I suppose with herring's
taste, he could have bought "three or four" printers that serve his
needs for that amount of money.

I don't know anything about golf. I played one or two rounds almost
40
years ago. My 93-year-old uncle played 18 holes four times a week
until his 90th...he's slowed down a bit but he did play and win a
good
number of local senior tournaments as an amateur. Uncle retired at
55
and moved to Boca Raton from Salem, Massachusetts. He plays with a
cheap, old set of clubs.


Wow! $414! My new Colt AR15 was $1700. Do I win a prize?


I am so impressed with the golf stories by Harry and jps's golf club.
Wow, a Taylormade 540HD 100 - what a club! That's like a Porsche 911,
something I dream of, but will never obtain.
And Harry's uncle! What a man.

I'm surprised Harry didn't tell you about the time he shot in the low
70's when he first tried golf way back when. You've probably never
heard that story, but it was a good one.


Sorry, **** for brains...I shot in the 80's and it was at the Boca
Raton
Club. Rented clubs, too. But don't forget to repeat your lie about me a
few hundred times...so it beccmes part of the book of mis-knowledge
here.

From what you have posted here, my 93-year-old uncle could still whip
your ass on the golf course.



First time out? Bull****, Harry.


First time I ever played. I shot a 91. Do not think I ever got that low
again when I played golf.




9 Holes, Bill?

Nope, 18.



Miniature golf?