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Today I opened my electricity bill to find a golden opportunity for an
Al Gore believer to step forward and do something about global warming. Here's the deal: For only 1.5 cents more per kilowatt-hour of electricity usage, I can purchase renewable energy certificates equal to 100% of my monthly usage. As I average about 1000 kWh per month, this would amount to *only* $15 per month in addition to my normal bill. So, here is a chance to make a difference. You send me $15 per month, and I sign up for the program! Then, 100% of my electricity usage will be from renewable energy sources, to wit: 69% wind and 31% biomass from facilities in Missouri, Indiana, and Louisiana. WHAT A DEAL! I know several of you will want to participate, so I must take the first offer. Also, as I don't want to jerk the electric company around every month, I'd like to get a years worth of payment in advance. Just send a check for $180 and we're good. -- John H "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Churchill |
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