Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. ..............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:








Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?



Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.









Republican's Answer:

BANG!




Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'

H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.



Sorry, **** for brains, I don't use Thunderbird 2.0.0.23
(Windows/20090812) to post here. I use a mac.

Also, I don't post lame old dumfoch jokes.

I also don't post via aioe.


Your crap is so obvious you remind me of... flajim, our failed naval hero.

H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:

Real men don't read the Huff And Puff Post

H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:
H the K (I post with a Mac) wrote:

Real men don't read the Huff And Puff Post


Real men don't "use" the identities of other posters to post in rec.boats.

On Dec 4, 6:49*am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. .............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! *Does the
man look poor or oppressed? *Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? *What does my wife think? *What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? *What does the law say about this situation? *Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? *Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? *Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? *If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? *Should I call 9-1-1? *Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! *I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! *Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'

I dont' thinkk I'd be a redneck. No need to waste a bunch of good
ammunition.

In article ec4d664f-24d4-4c82-a7ad-e1c02b4b3f94
@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 4, 6:49*am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. .............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! *Does the
man look poor or oppressed? *Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? *What does my wife think? *What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? *What does the law say about this situation? *Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? *Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? *Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? *If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? *Should I call 9-1-1? *Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! *I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! *Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'

I dont' thinkk I'd be a redneck. No need to waste a bunch of good
ammunition.

ROTFLMAO.... That was frekin' hilarious!

I am Tosk wrote:
In article ec4d664f-24d4-4c82-a7ad-e1c02b4b3f94
@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com, says...
On Dec 4, 6:49 am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. .............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'
I dont' thinkk I'd be a redneck. No need to waste a bunch of good
ammunition.

ROTFLMAO.... That was frekin' hilarious!

To a "frekin" moron like you, I'm sure it was.

On Dec 4, 11:39*am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
I am Tosk wrote:
In article ec4d664f-24d4-4c82-a7ad-e1c02b4b3f94
@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com, says...
On Dec 4, 6:49 am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. .............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! *Does the
man look poor or oppressed? *Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? *What does my wife think? *What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? *What does the law say about this situation? *Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? *Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? *Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? *If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? *Should I call 9-1-1? *Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! *I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! *Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'
I dont' thinkk I'd be a redneck. No need to waste a bunch of good
ammunition.

ROTFLMAO.... That was frekin' hilarious!

To a "frekin" moron like you, I'm sure it was.

A smart redneck would say "Dude, that knife has bacon grease on it"
and when he drops it you beat the crap outta him cuz you dont know
nuthin bout guns.

Frogwatch wrote:
On Dec 4, 11:39 am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
I am Tosk wrote:
In article ec4d664f-24d4-4c82-a7ad-e1c02b4b3f94
@l13g2000yqb.googlegroups.com, says...
On Dec 4, 6:49 am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?
.................................................. .............
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so
deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'
I dont' thinkk I'd be a redneck. No need to waste a bunch of good
ammunition.
ROTFLMAO.... That was frekin' hilarious!
To a "frekin" moron like you, I'm sure it was.

A smart redneck would say "Dude, that knife has bacon grease on it"
and when he drops it you beat the crap outta him cuz you dont know
nuthin bout guns.


A smart redneck? Please.

On Dec 4, 7:49*am, "H the K (I post with a Mac)"
wrote:
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family..... What do
you do?

.................................................. .............

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! *Does the
man look poor or oppressed? *Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? *What does my wife think? *What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? *What does the law say about this situation? *Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? *Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? *Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? *If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me? *Should I call 9-1-1? *Why is this street so
deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! *I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! *Click......
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! *Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises
the knife, and charges at you.

Why...you casually pull aside your Drovers Coat, and reveal your 12
guage Winchester Defender Handle Pump. Two rounds of SSGs would do the
trick.

Threat over.....