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H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 01:34 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

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If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Don White November 26th 09 02:49 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

"H the K" wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

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Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?



CalifBill November 26th 09 05:21 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"H the K" wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.



Loogypicker[_2_] November 26th 09 01:59 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 25, 8:34*pm, H the K wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.

Loogypicker[_2_] November 26th 09 02:00 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 26, 12:21*am, "CalifBill" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"H the K" wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


Neighbor and I deep fried two for his family yesterday.

H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 02:48 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...

"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.




*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under
any circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting
one in the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting,
I like the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of
the bird *not* soaking up cooking oil.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

I am Tosk November 26th 09 03:16 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article 0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...

On Nov 25, 8:34*pm, H the K wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!

I am Tosk November 26th 09 03:20 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article 749b8183-e310-4863-a0a8-
,
says...

On Nov 26, 12:21*am, "CalifBill" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message

...



"H the K" wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


Neighbor and I deep fried two for his family yesterday.


I will be doing one this afternoon. We love 'em, the nice brown crispy
skin is awesome. We also get onions, potatoes, and other goodies ready
and deep fry 'em after the turkey is done. What a feast... Time to check
my gym membership, make sure it's ready for the end of the riding
season.

H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 03:24 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On 11/26/09 10:16 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...

On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!



This is pretty funny: Toskie thinks I've been "sockpuppeting" myself
here the last few days. I suppose he's such a network maven he's unaware
that I don't use either of the posting providers the sockpuppets are
utilizing, and I don't use Windoze for posting. Oh, and of course, my
spelling, grammar and sentence structure abilities are a tad higher than
theirs, or Loogy's or Toskie's.

Oh...when you use a cooking bag in the oven, you're still baking the
turkey. Crikey!

You know, *together* you and your BFF loogy might not be able to get a
decent job.

Have a happy thanksgiving, scott.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 03:35 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On 11/26/09 10:20 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In article749b8183-e310-4863-a0a8-
,
says...

On Nov 26, 12:21 am, wrote:
"Don wrote in message

...



"H the wrote in message
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?

But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


Neighbor and I deep fried two for his family yesterday.


I will be doing one this afternoon. We love 'em, the nice brown crispy
skin is awesome. We also get onions, potatoes, and other goodies ready
and deep fry 'em after the turkey is done. What a feast... Time to check
my gym membership, make sure it's ready for the end of the riding
season.



I don't understand the ingestion of all that *fried* food.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Loogypicker[_2_] November 26th 09 03:43 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 26, 10:16*am, I am Tosk
wrote:
In article 0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...



On Nov 25, 8:34*pm, H the K wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!


Harry should really talk to a professional chef, they'll tell you in a
heartbeat why to NOT cook a turkey in a bag, it's essentially boiling
it.

I am Tosk November 26th 09 03:53 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article e9eeb38f-b333-4032-8363-98471fdc49a2
@s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, says...

On Nov 26, 10:16*am, I am Tosk
wrote:
In article 0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...



On Nov 25, 8:34*pm, H the K wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!


Harry should really talk to a professional chef, they'll tell you in a
heartbeat why to NOT cook a turkey in a bag, it's essentially boiling
it.


Yeah I know what it is.. All I am saying is we have "boiled" some
awesome birds in the past. Gotta' so your saline soak first, and use the
right seasonings.

Don White November 26th 09 04:04 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

"CalifBill" wrote in message
m...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"H the K" wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


In respect of your Thanksgiving holiday I will refrain from my usual duty
here.



H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 04:26 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On 11/26/09 10:53 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articlee9eeb38f-b333-4032-8363-98471fdc49a2
@s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, says...

On Nov 26, 10:16 am, I am
wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...



On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.

Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!


Harry should really talk to a professional chef, they'll tell you in a
heartbeat why to NOT cook a turkey in a bag, it's essentially boiling
it.


Yeah I know what it is.. All I am saying is we have "boiled" some
awesome birds in the past. Gotta' so your saline soak first, and use the
right seasonings.



Saline soak?

Crikey...I don't boil turkeys in oil and I don't soak them in salt. Do
you guys put a pound of sugar inside, along with a lump of crisco?




--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Loogypicker[_2_] November 26th 09 06:10 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 26, 11:26*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 10:53 AM, I am Tosk wrote:





In articlee9eeb38f-b333-4032-8363-98471fdc49a2
@s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, says...


On Nov 26, 10:16 am, I am
wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...


On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the *wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!


Harry should really talk to a professional chef, they'll tell you in a
heartbeat why to NOT cook a turkey in a bag, it's essentially boiling
it.


Yeah I know what it is.. All I am saying is we have "boiled" some
awesome birds in the past. Gotta' so your saline soak first, and use the
right seasonings.


Saline soak?

Crikey...I don't boil turkeys in oil and I don't soak them in salt. Do
you guys put a pound of sugar inside, along with a lump of crisco?



Good Lord! This PROVES that Harry hasn't a friggin' clue about
cooking. Never heard of brining before!!! He thinks (at least by his
post) that the salt stays in the turkey!!!!

H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 06:14 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Loogypicker wrote:
On Nov 26, 11:26 am, H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 10:53 AM, I am Tosk wrote:





In articlee9eeb38f-b333-4032-8363-98471fdc49a2
@s20g2000yqd.googlegroups.com, says...
On Nov 26, 10:16 am, I am
wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...
On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.
Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!
Harry should really talk to a professional chef, they'll tell you in a
heartbeat why to NOT cook a turkey in a bag, it's essentially boiling
it.
Yeah I know what it is.. All I am saying is we have "boiled" some
awesome birds in the past. Gotta' so your saline soak first, and use the
right seasonings.

Saline soak?

Crikey...I don't boil turkeys in oil and I don't soak them in salt. Do
you guys put a pound of sugar inside, along with a lump of crisco?



Good Lord! This PROVES that Harry hasn't a friggin' clue about
cooking. Never heard of brining before!!! He thinks (at least by his
post) that the salt stays in the turkey!!!!

I studied under Wolfgang Puck, dip****.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet,or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

TopBassDog November 26th 09 06:27 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 25, 7:34*pm, H the K wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

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Herr Krause. Though you will learn nothing from the demonstrations,
that should teach you not to put your head in the deep-fryer!

jps November 26th 09 06:34 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:14:04 -0500, Jim wrote:

I studied under Wolfgang Puck, dip****.


Oh really? Can you back that up?

H the K[_4_] November 26th 09 07:06 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On 11/26/09 1:34 PM, jps wrote:
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:14:04 -0500, wrote:

I studied under Wolfgang Puck, dip****.


Oh really? Can you back that up?



Touche...

It really must suck to be such a lowlife, you have to repeatedly spoof
someone else's ID here...

Wait...flajim?

Of course.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Bill McKee November 26th 09 08:50 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...

"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.




*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.



JustWaitAFrekinMinute! November 27th 09 12:34 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 26, 3:50*pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don *wrote in message
. ..


"H the *wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. *Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yep, just put ours in. Injected with a chipolete lime sause, tastes
great so far just the sause. You have to wipe off the outside of the
bird and any rubs will get in the oil so I don't use rubs till the
last use of the oil. The big keys are to make sure you towel off the
bird real well so it's dry. 2, make sure you cut enough skin from
around the neck and end so there are absolutly no pockets for pressure
to build up in. Three, wear a good glove so you can put it in very
slowly. Mine took probably 90 seconds to slowly submerge it and not
have a gieser too high out of the end. Always put the wings down, and
feet up so he largest and most open cavity is facing upwards so you
don't jet out the neck. Don't panic at any time during the dip, you
must stay in it or come out, by no means drop the bird in and run;)
After a minute or two, the surface moisture that is left will go and
the "boil" will slow down as you are dipping the bird.

I am about 15 minutes in now, and I am turning down the heat a bit at
a time so it doesn't go above 350 and burn the oil. You do need to
stay with the bird and you do need a long thermomemeter (preferably
with a sliding marker as the oil will splash up and make the thing
hard to see) that you leave in the oil while cooking the bird so you
can monitor the temps. Once the bird starts to really cook, it takes a
lot less gas to keep the temps up, and again, if you burn the oil, it
is ruined the food will taste like crap..

Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!

Bill McKee November 27th 09 05:41 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:34:23 -0800 (PST), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:

On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in
messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...






On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
. ..

"H the wrote in message
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?

But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.

*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under
any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting
one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I
like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the
bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog,
rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always,
have a
nice, simple-minded day.

Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but
that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yep, just put ours in. Injected with a chipolete lime sause, tastes
great so far just the sause. You have to wipe off the outside of the
bird and any rubs will get in the oil so I don't use rubs till the
last use of the oil. The big keys are to make sure you towel off the
bird real well so it's dry. 2, make sure you cut enough skin from
around the neck and end so there are absolutly no pockets for pressure
to build up in. Three, wear a good glove so you can put it in very
slowly. Mine took probably 90 seconds to slowly submerge it and not
have a gieser too high out of the end. Always put the wings down, and
feet up so he largest and most open cavity is facing upwards so you
don't jet out the neck. Don't panic at any time during the dip, you
must stay in it or come out, by no means drop the bird in and run;)
After a minute or two, the surface moisture that is left will go and
the "boil" will slow down as you are dipping the bird.

I am about 15 minutes in now, and I am turning down the heat a bit at
a time so it doesn't go above 350 and burn the oil. You do need to
stay with the bird and you do need a long thermomemeter (preferably
with a sliding marker as the oil will splash up and make the thing
hard to see) that you leave in the oil while cooking the bird so you
can monitor the temps. Once the bird starts to really cook, it takes a
lot less gas to keep the temps up, and again, if you burn the oil, it
is ruined the food will taste like crap..

Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!


My neighbor fries a turkey a few times a year with no bad experiences
yet but he does do it out in the yard where a fire would be easily
contained. He uses a long stick and him and his son lower the bird in
from both sides. They have a wire loop on the hanger you hold the
turkey on that they push the stick through. It is really pretty slick
and nobody has to get close to the oil.
This guy is fanatic about testing the level with the bird before he
heats up the oil and stuff like that. It looks like way too much
trouble to me.
I have one of those cookers but I just steam crabs in it.

I have a very large cooker. So I can put in 10 Dungeness crabs at a time.
Has a steamer basket which I use to lower and raise the turkey when cooking.
So lower the turkey slowly and I do it out in a dirt part of the garden.
Mostly for summer get together. Today we roasted a 23# Diestel Farms bird.
Very moist, a little underdone from normal, but the oven shut off for some
reason early in the roast. Some onions and celery in the cavity and slab of
bacon on the brest, and some dollops of butter on the brest and thighs.
Fantastic. We got the bird for free as the friends we had over got one free
from work.
http://www.diestelturkey.com/home.htm




H the K[_8_] November 27th 09 05:45 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 10:16 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...

On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats,
because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster,
and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.


Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!



This is pretty funny: Toskie thinks I've been "sockpuppeting" myself
here the last few days. I suppose he's such a network maven he's unaware
that I don't use either of the posting providers the sockpuppets are
utilizing, and I don't use Windoze for posting. Oh, and of course, my
spelling, grammar and sentence structure abilities are a tad higher than
theirs, or Loogy's or Toskie's.

Oh...when you use a cooking bag in the oven, you're still baking the
turkey. Crikey!

You know, *together* you and your BFF loogy might not be able to get a
decent job.

Have a happy thanksgiving, scott.


Spoofed post.

I don't use Windoze

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

H the K[_8_] November 27th 09 05:48 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:14:04 -0500, Jim wrote:

I studied under Wolfgang Puck, dip****.


Oh really? Can you back that up?


Yes I can. My young bride will also confirm my Culinary Arts training.

You stupid ****
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

H the K[_8_] November 27th 09 05:49 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 1:34 PM, jps wrote:
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:14:04 -0500, wrote:

I studied under Wolfgang Puck, dip****.


Oh really? Can you back that up?



Touche...

It really must suck to be such a lowlife, you have to repeatedly spoof
someone else's ID here...

Wait...flajim?

Of course.


This is a spoofed post.

I don't use Windoze you lowlife scumbag

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Loogypicker[_2_] November 27th 09 02:08 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Nov 26, 3:50*pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don *wrote in message
. ..


"H the *wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. *Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.

H the K[_8_] November 27th 09 02:42 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Loogypicker wrote:
On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?
But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.
*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.

Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.


I prefer to use a "Boil in Bag" method of cooking my turkey. It is
healthier and tastier when boiled in the turkey's own fat and
salt water injected by Butterball. If you morons understood jacksheetz,
you would realize that. If I ate like you morons, I would not be as
thin and svelte as I am today.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

I am Tosk November 27th 09 04:43 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article , naled245111
@mypacks.net says...

H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 10:16 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...

On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats,
because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster,
and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.

Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!



This is pretty funny: Toskie thinks I've been "sockpuppeting" myself
here the last few days. I suppose he's such a network maven he's unaware
that I don't use either of the posting providers the sockpuppets are
utilizing, and I don't use Windoze for posting. Oh, and of course, my
spelling, grammar and sentence structure abilities are a tad higher than
theirs, or Loogy's or Toskie's.

Oh...when you use a cooking bag in the oven, you're still baking the
turkey. Crikey!

You know, *together* you and your BFF loogy might not be able to get a
decent job.

Have a happy thanksgiving, scott.


Spoofed post.

I don't use Windoze



Well, except when you installed your special, prerelease, CIA version of
7 a couple weeks back... right after the real release.. pfffffttt.
Couldn't get it running huh? This sock puppet thing you are doing lately
is pretty funny, and sad all at the same time...

I am Tosk November 27th 09 04:44 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article 6654cd03-af6e-4581-bb16-
,
says...

On Nov 26, 3:50*pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don *wrote in message
. ..


"H the *wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. *Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.


Ours was awesome. Nice crispy skin, and of course the bird only dripped
off about two teaspoons of oil to the bottom of the serving dish when
all was said and done. Harry doesn't know anything about cooking, you
guys should know that by now...

H the K[_4_] November 27th 09 04:46 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
I am Tosk wrote:
In article , naled245111
@mypacks.net says...
H the K wrote:
On 11/26/09 10:16 AM, I am Tosk wrote:
In article0ac75f18-7e6f-4b06-8a70-
,
says...
On Nov 25, 8:34 pm, H the wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats,
because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster,
and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.
Go boil your turkey in a bag, moron.
Really, one of his sockpuppets (with the same name, interesting) said he
was baking it, but we all know last year he said he used a bag;) Not
that there is anything wrong with that, we have had several wonderful
Turkeys cooked in bags over the years. I ain't no Turkey snob!

This is pretty funny: Toskie thinks I've been "sockpuppeting" myself
here the last few days. I suppose he's such a network maven he's unaware
that I don't use either of the posting providers the sockpuppets are
utilizing, and I don't use Windoze for posting. Oh, and of course, my
spelling, grammar and sentence structure abilities are a tad higher than
theirs, or Loogy's or Toskie's.

Oh...when you use a cooking bag in the oven, you're still baking the
turkey. Crikey!

You know, *together* you and your BFF loogy might not be able to get a
decent job.

Have a happy thanksgiving, scott.


Spoofed post.

I don't use Windoze



Well, except when you installed your special, prerelease, CIA version of
7 a couple weeks back... right after the real release.. pfffffttt.
Couldn't get it running huh? This sock puppet thing you are doing lately
is pretty funny, and sad all at the same time...


A. I didn't install a "prerelease" version. It was the released version.
2. I only use Windoze to run two apps for which there is no Mac equivalent.
III. Sorry, none of the sockpuppets spoofing my ID are me.


Pay off that hospital bill yet?










--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

H the K[_4_] November 27th 09 04:47 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
I am Tosk wrote:
In article 6654cd03-af6e-4581-bb16-
,
says...
On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?
But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.
*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.
Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.


Ours was awesome. Nice crispy skin, and of course the bird only dripped
off about two teaspoons of oil to the bottom of the serving dish when
all was said and done. Harry doesn't know anything about cooking, you
guys should know that by now...



I'm not the one with a pre-cancerous esophagus and a heart condition,
****-for-brains...you are.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

John H[_11_] November 27th 09 05:51 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:34:23 -0800 (PST), "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"
wrote:

On Nov 26, 3:50*pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don *wrote in message
. ..


"H the *wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded


--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. *You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.


--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. *Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yep, just put ours in. Injected with a chipolete lime sause, tastes
great so far just the sause. You have to wipe off the outside of the
bird and any rubs will get in the oil so I don't use rubs till the
last use of the oil. The big keys are to make sure you towel off the
bird real well so it's dry. 2, make sure you cut enough skin from
around the neck and end so there are absolutly no pockets for pressure
to build up in. Three, wear a good glove so you can put it in very
slowly. Mine took probably 90 seconds to slowly submerge it and not
have a gieser too high out of the end. Always put the wings down, and
feet up so he largest and most open cavity is facing upwards so you
don't jet out the neck. Don't panic at any time during the dip, you
must stay in it or come out, by no means drop the bird in and run;)
After a minute or two, the surface moisture that is left will go and
the "boil" will slow down as you are dipping the bird.

I am about 15 minutes in now, and I am turning down the heat a bit at
a time so it doesn't go above 350 and burn the oil. You do need to
stay with the bird and you do need a long thermomemeter (preferably
with a sliding marker as the oil will splash up and make the thing
hard to see) that you leave in the oil while cooking the bird so you
can monitor the temps. Once the bird starts to really cook, it takes a
lot less gas to keep the temps up, and again, if you burn the oil, it
is ruined the food will taste like crap..

Good luck and Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!


Well, my Weberized rotisserie turkey came out exceptionally well. Even
the timing was right on this time.

Sounds like everyone, almost, ate well. Today it will be even better.
Gotta take the grandkids to the movies first though.
--

John H

Don White November 27th 09 07:26 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 

"H the K" wrote in message
...
I am Tosk wrote:
In article 6654cd03-af6e-4581-bb16-
, says...
On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in
messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?
But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.
*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under
any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting
one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I
like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the
bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog,
rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always,
have a
nice, simple-minded day.
Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but
that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.


Ours was awesome. Nice crispy skin, and of course the bird only dripped
off about two teaspoons of oil to the bottom of the serving dish when all
was said and done. Harry doesn't know anything about cooking, you guys
should know that by now...



I'm not the one with a pre-cancerous esophagus and a heart condition,
****-for-brains...you are.


What?
The man is only in his early 50's and he certainly hasn't lived a hard life.
Except for a few bounces down a staircase, his wear & tear must be minimal.



H the K[_4_] November 27th 09 08:36 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
...
I am Tosk wrote:
In article 6654cd03-af6e-4581-bb16-
, says...
On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in
messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?
But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.
*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under
any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting
one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I
like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the
bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog,
rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always,
have a
nice, simple-minded day.
Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but
that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.
Ours was awesome. Nice crispy skin, and of course the bird only dripped
off about two teaspoons of oil to the bottom of the serving dish when all
was said and done. Harry doesn't know anything about cooking, you guys
should know that by now...


I'm not the one with a pre-cancerous esophagus and a heart condition,
****-for-brains...you are.


What?
The man is only in his early 50's and he certainly hasn't lived a hard life.
Except for a few bounces down a staircase, his wear & tear must be minimal.




He eats crappy food, badly prepared.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

BAR[_2_] November 27th 09 08:37 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
In article ,
says...

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...

"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.




*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.


I'd bet money that Harry demands that the crust be cut off of his PBJ's


jps November 27th 09 09:22 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:37:09 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

"H the K" wrote in message
m...
On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...

"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.




*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.


Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.


I'd bet money that Harry demands that the crust be cut off of his PBJ's


When he was 12?

You're still eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

H the K[_4_] November 27th 09 10:19 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
jps wrote:
On Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:37:09 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?

But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.



*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.





--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a
nice, simple-minded day.
Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but that
is bad for you anyway.

I'd bet money that Harry demands that the crust be cut off of his PBJ's


When he was 12?

You're still eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?



Not even when I was 12. Good peasant stock here, used to eating real
bread with real crust.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

Rob November 28th 09 12:30 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Don White wrote:
"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--


Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?



I used one yesterday. Smart people have no need to be afraid. Common
sense prevails...


Rob

Rob November 28th 09 12:31 AM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
m...

"Don wrote in message
...

"H the wrote in message
...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded

--

Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?


But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand, would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.


In respect of your Thanksgiving holiday I will refrain from my usual duty
here.



What "duty" is that? To insult and be a follower, dummy?

Rob

H the K[_8_] November 28th 09 01:08 PM

Deep Fat Firestorm
 
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
...
I am Tosk wrote:
In article 6654cd03-af6e-4581-bb16-
, says...
On Nov 26, 3:50 pm, "Bill McKee" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in
messagenews:_6udnSc5iYa5CJPWnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@earth link.com...





On 11/26/09 12:21 AM, CalifBill wrote:
"Don wrote in message
...
"H the wrote in message
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0...layer_embedded
--
Didn't The Freak say he was using one this week?
But maybe he is not stupid like some users. You, on the other hand,
would
probably just drop in the frozen bird to an overfilled pot.
*I* would do no such thing, since I wouldn't fry a turkey in fat under
any
circumstances. I like *roasted* turkey and in fact will be roasting
one in
the oven in a few hours. I like the scent of the turkey roasting, I
like
the deep golden brown skin on the bird, and I like the idea of the
bird
*not* soaking up cooking oil.
--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog,
rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your
time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well,
you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't
read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always,
have a
nice, simple-minded day.
Actually the birds are very moist and not greasy. Maybe the skin, but
that
is bad for you anyway.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
You have to remember, Harry just THINKS he knows everything.
Ours was awesome. Nice crispy skin, and of course the bird only dripped
off about two teaspoons of oil to the bottom of the serving dish when all
was said and done. Harry doesn't know anything about cooking, you guys
should know that by now...


I'm not the one with a pre-cancerous esophagus and a heart condition,
****-for-brains...you are.


What?
The man is only in his early 50's and he certainly hasn't lived a hard life.
Except for a few bounces down a staircase, his wear & tear must be minimal.



If you look up Healthy in the dictionary, you will see my photo.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.


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