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THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. -- John H |
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"John H" wrote in message
... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a generous pension that most Americans would love to have. The nerve of that man! |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
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H the K wrote:
On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. No he isn't. He's white, well um mocha maybe. More important than his skin color is how quickly he's destroying your country. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"H the K" wrote in message
... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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Don White wrote:
wrote in message ... "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a generous pension that most Americans would love to have. The nerve of that man! You are a one-trick pony, dumbass. Try to be more original and accurate next time. You don't need your Master's help, do you? Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"Don White" wrote in message ... "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a generous pension that most Americans would love to have. The nerve of that man! Don, you really are stupid aren't ya? John earned his pension by serving in the military. That same military that protects *your* right to go to the corner store to fetch beer for your son. Yes, the US military protects Canadian interests as well, even if you choose not to admit it. That's contrary to the union dood who earns his pension by pushing the red button every 2 minutes. Not the blue button, that's not his job, only the red button. And no more often than once every 2 minutes, since that's not in his contract. Although it's being discussed in the current contract negotiations, how much pressing the button more often is worth. Pressing the blue button is off the table for the red guys though. Perhaps in the 2015 contract talks... John EARNED his pension. What the hell did you do? Does/did your job require you to put your life on the line? Quit towing the krausie line, and think for yourself for a change. You do that, and I promise, the beer fetching cracks will cease. --Mike |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"Rob" wrote in message
... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Nov 23, 8:57*pm, Rob wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote: "John *wrote in message .. . ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION *From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets". |
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On 11/24/09 6:48 AM, Jack wrote:
On Nov 23, 8:57 pm, wrote: nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets". Crickets? Not worth a comment. Post is typical right-wing nonsense that only brain-dead right-wingers get off on. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On Nov 23, 11:27*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the *wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John * wrote in message m... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION * From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream..' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Nov 23, 7:59*pm, Rob wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote: "H the *wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John * wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION * From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews. Rob And my great-nephews. |
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On Nov 24, 7:05*am, H the K wrote:
On 11/24/09 6:48 AM, Jack wrote: On Nov 23, 8:57 pm, *wrote: nom=de=plume wrote: "John * *wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION * From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob I wondered about that myself. *Notice the "crickets". Crickets? Not worth a comment. You channeling the plum? Heh. So you can't explain exactly what was racist about that cartoon either, eh? Buh-bye. |
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On 11/24/09 8:07 AM, Jack wrote:
On Nov 24, 7:05 am, H the wrote: On 11/24/09 6:48 AM, Jack wrote: I wondered about that myself. Notice the "crickets". Crickets? Not worth a comment. You channeling the plum? Heh. So you can't explain exactly what was racist about that cartoon either, eh? Buh-bye. Ah, yes...the oh so typical right-wing "challenge." Sorry, there's just nothing clever enough coming from you, Freddy Krueger's brother, herring, or any of the rest of the right-wing dimwits here to provoke the sorts of response you boys want. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "Rob" wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume "Strange"! That's an overly generous way to describe Ditzy Dan aka Rob. I'd use more colourful language. |
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On 11/24/09 8:28 AM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message ... wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume "Strange"! That's an overly generous way to describe Ditzy Dan aka Rob. I'd use more colourful language. Ditzy Dan the Rob was upset because he placed third in the pocket pool tournament. But when he realized he was right behind JackGoff, he started smiling. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:57:33 -0500, Rob wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob It wasn't. But a vacuous response was called for, and our spacy cadet obliged. -- John H |
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nom=de=plume wrote:
Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. Not as strange as a fugly flat chested girl trolling for attention on newsgroups. |
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On 11/24/09 8:36 AM, H the K wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote: Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. Not as strange as a fugly flat chested girl trolling for attention on newsgroups. One can always count on a right-wing simpleton here to "spoof" someone else's newsgroup ID in order to try to create a bit of 7th grade mischief. Y-A-W-N. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
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On Nov 23, 11:27*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"Rob" wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the *wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John * wrote in message m... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION * From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream..' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Half-black or half white is strange? |
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On Nov 23, 3:04*pm, Achmed wrote:
H the K wrote: On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. No he isn't. He's white, well um mocha maybe. Well, so am I. .... well, I'm more red than mocha |
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On 11/24/09 8:53 AM, Tim wrote:
On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, wrote: wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Half-black or half white is strange? Some folks have better tans than others. Only difference I see. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:24:47 -0800, "mgg" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message .. . "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a generous pension that most Americans would love to have. The nerve of that man! Don, you really are stupid aren't ya? John earned his pension by serving in the military. That same military that protects *your* right to go to the corner store to fetch beer for your son. Yes, the US military protects Canadian interests as well, even if you choose not to admit it. That's contrary to the union dood who earns his pension by pushing the red button every 2 minutes. Not the blue button, that's not his job, only the red button. And no more often than once every 2 minutes, since that's not in his contract. Although it's being discussed in the current contract negotiations, how much pressing the button more often is worth. Pressing the blue button is off the table for the red guys though. Perhaps in the 2015 contract talks... John EARNED his pension. What the hell did you do? Does/did your job require you to put your life on the line? Quit towing the krausie line, and think for yourself for a change. You do that, and I promise, the beer fetching cracks will cease. --Mike I think Don is proud of the fact that he's got almost the same brains God gave a goose. -- John H |
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H the K wrote:
One can always count on a right-wing simpleton here to "spoof" someone else's newsgroup ID in order to try to create a bit of 7th grade mischief. Y-A-W-N. Right-wing? You racist, obnoxious, bigoted, narrow minded, old fool. |
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"John H" wrote in message ... On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:24:47 -0800, "mgg" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message . .. "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "John H" wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. -- Nom=de=Plume That's our Johnny....and all the while sucking on Uncle Sams teat for a generous pension that most Americans would love to have. The nerve of that man! Don, you really are stupid aren't ya? John earned his pension by serving in the military. That same military that protects *your* right to go to the corner store to fetch beer for your son. Yes, the US military protects Canadian interests as well, even if you choose not to admit it. That's contrary to the union dood who earns his pension by pushing the red button every 2 minutes. Not the blue button, that's not his job, only the red button. And no more often than once every 2 minutes, since that's not in his contract. Although it's being discussed in the current contract negotiations, how much pressing the button more often is worth. Pressing the blue button is off the table for the red guys though. Perhaps in the 2015 contract talks... John EARNED his pension. What the hell did you do? Does/did your job require you to put your life on the line? Quit towing the krausie line, and think for yourself for a change. You do that, and I promise, the beer fetching cracks will cease. --Mike I think Don is proud of the fact that he's got almost the same brains God gave a goose. -- John H Hee hee....looks like you have a loyal girlfriend there Johnny. She sure is protective of you. |
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On Nov 24, 8:35*am, John H wrote:
On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:57:33 -0500, Rob wrote: nom=de=plume wrote: "John *wrote in message . .. ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob It wasn't. But a vacuous response was called for, and our spacy cadet obliged. -- John H Yep. The left wingers in here are going over the edge... they're getting no play except from each other, and are getting more and more shrill each day. It's fun watching as their heads get even closer to exploding. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On 11/24/09 9:27 AM, Jack wrote:
On Nov 24, 8:35 am, John wrote: On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:57:33 -0500, wrote: nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. How was that a racist cartoon? Rob It wasn't. But a vacuous response was called for, and our spacy cadet obliged. -- John H Yep. The left wingers in here are going over the edge... they're getting no play except from each other, and are getting more and more shrill each day. It's fun watching as their heads get even closer to exploding. If I wanted "play" from the right-wing idiots, I wouldn't have most of them in my dumpster, jackoff. D'oh. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:40:15 -0500, H the K wrote:
One can always count on a right-wing simpleton here to "spoof" someone else's newsgroup ID in order to try to create a bit of 7th grade mischief. Y-A-W-N. That would be Achmed. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On 11/24/09 12:44 PM, thunder wrote:
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:40:15 -0500, H the K wrote: One can always count on a right-wing simpleton here to "spoof" someone else's newsgroup ID in order to try to create a bit of 7th grade mischief. Y-A-W-N. That would be Achmed. Most of the righties (and loogy, of course) here remind me of a lyric from that old blues song, Cocaine Blues: "You take Sally, and I’ll take Sue, Ain't no difference between the two." They're all pretty much the same moron. You have to wonder if all their their mothers were impregnated by the same fellow via a turkey baster. -- If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob, achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because, well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As always, have a nice, simple-minded day. |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"Tim" wrote in message
... On Nov 23, 3:04 pm, Achmed wrote: H the K wrote: On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. No he isn't. He's white, well um mocha maybe. Well, so am I. .... well, I'm more red than mocha Self-inflicted or naturally more red? -- Nom=de=Plume |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
"Tim" wrote in message
... On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "Rob" wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message m... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Half-black or half white is strange? No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically male. -- Nom=de=Plume |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. Typical Harry response. It's quite pathetic. Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, wrote: wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Half-black or half white is strange? No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically male. Did you suddenly forget how to read? Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
Tim wrote:
On Nov 23, 7:59 pm, wrote: nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob And my great-nephews. I forgot how old you were! Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
Tim wrote:
On Nov 23, 3:04 pm, wrote: H the K wrote: On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. No he isn't. He's white, well um mocha maybe. Well, so am I. .... well, I'm more red than mocha Getting any of that casino cash? 1/8th is worth something in the tribes in this area. Rob |
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:13:00 -0500, Rob wrote:
nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, wrote: wrote in message ... nom=de=plume wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: "John wrote in message ... ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION From a teacher in the Nashville area "We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice Cream.' The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year... The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president. We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids. I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never seen Olivia's mother. The day arrived when they were to make their speeches. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down. Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was concise. She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream." She surely would say more. She did not have to. A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it. She didn't know. The class really didn't care. All they were thinking about was ice cream. Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide. Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They want ice cream. The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess." This is the ice cream Obama promised us! http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone -- that they have not first taken away from someone else. You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try and "explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact and trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What a guy. Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black. Shocking! I completely forgot. He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. Rob He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Half-black or half white is strange? No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically male. Did you suddenly forget how to read? Rob That woman, if that's what she is, cannot seem to keep her mindless responses to herself. -- John H |
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