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...the right-wing beauty pageant contestant who was dumped out of her
title...you know, the one with the inflatable tits?

Well, she's dropped her lawsuit against the pageant...


Carrie Prejean Drops Lawsuit Because Of Sex Tape
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November 5, 2009

Carrie Prejean, former Miss California who was fired under scandal, has
dropped her lawsuit against pageant officials. Both parties have
withdrawn their lawsuits and in an official settlement statement reads,
" Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis, and K2 productions have dropped their
claim against each other and wish each other the best in their future
endeavors." Carrie gets no money other than her attorney fees.

The reason, as reported by TMZ, Carrie settled the suit is that the
pageant officials were going to release a tape of the lovely Miss
California masturbating. Yes it looks like the good Miss Prejean had
made a little home movie that got into the hands of pageant officials
and she did not want it to go public. On a lighter note, Carrie Prejean
will get to keep the money she was given for breast implants and her
book will hit the stores soon.

- - -

What's next? A tour for Carrie with the other two "conservative" bimbos,
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann?


--snerk--

She'll be in Playboy or Hustler before long. Not a lot else to sell
at this point. Maybe find a rich hypocrite to make a good life with.


The fact that she and Obama have the same values with respect to
marriage must grate your nerves horribly. Nothing hypocritical in all
that.


Their respective values with respect to marriage are likely vastly
different. She calls man/woman marriages "opposite" marriage, which
indicates to me that she's not too bright.

I'll bet 'Bama never masturbated, either. I can't imagine you three
getting your kicks any other way though. Maybe that's why it rings
your bell so much.


I'll bet you're an expert in this area.


I'll bet Obama never masterbated with a video camera in the room or if
he did, the content stayed in his control.

Ms. Prejean has no deeper thoughs than what you heard ("opposite
marriage"), JHerring.

I guarantee Obama could describe in detail how he feels and why he
thinks the way he does, including what be believes personally and how
public policy might be constructed to account for "opposite marriage."

You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?
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H the K wrote:
....the right-wing beauty pageant contestant who was dumped out of her
title...you know, the one with the inflatable tits?

Well, she's dropped her lawsuit against the pageant...


Carrie Prejean Drops Lawsuit Because Of Sex Tape
Advertisement:


November 5, 2009

Carrie Prejean, former Miss California who was fired under scandal, has
dropped her lawsuit against pageant officials. Both parties have
withdrawn their lawsuits and in an official settlement statement reads,
“ Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis, and K2 productions have dropped their
claim against each other and wish each other the best in their future
endeavors.” Carrie gets no money other than her attorney fees.

The reason, as reported by TMZ, Carrie settled the suit is that the
pageant officials were going to release a tape of the lovely Miss
California masturbating. Yes it looks like the good Miss Prejean had
made a little home movie that got into the hands of pageant officials
and she did not want it to go public. On a lighter note, Carrie Prejean
will get to keep the money she was given for breast implants and her
book will hit the stores soon.

- - -

What's next? A tour for Carrie with the other two "conservative" bimbos,
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann?


--snerk--


What keywords did you use to Google that?

-S
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Well, she's dropped her lawsuit against the pageant...


Carrie Prejean Drops Lawsuit Because Of Sex Tape
Advertisement:


November 5, 2009

Carrie Prejean, former Miss California who was fired under scandal, has
dropped her lawsuit against pageant officials. Both parties have
withdrawn their lawsuits and in an official settlement statement reads,
“ Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis, and K2 productions have dropped their
claim against each other and wish each other the best in their future
endeavors.” Carrie gets no money other than her attorney fees.

The reason, as reported by TMZ, Carrie settled the suit is that the
pageant officials were going to release a tape of the lovely Miss
California masturbating. Yes it looks like the good Miss Prejean had
made
a little home movie that got into the hands of pageant officials and
she
did not want it to go public. On a lighter note, Carrie Prejean will
get
to keep the money she was given for breast implants and her book will
hit
the stores soon.



A gurl has got to do what a gurl has to do. lol



She'll be running for governor of Alaska soon.


With all that happening, soon she be doing public services announcements
advocating turd-burglar "marriage!"
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. *What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?
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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, jps wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?



I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.

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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:34:19 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
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"Jack" wrote in message
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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, jps wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?



I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.


Jack Goff (the G is silent) has a little comprehension problem. It
happens when the cortex looses plasticity.

I inserted the "JHerring" just so as not to confuse but, alas, he
found a way. Where there's a will...
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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:34:19 -0800, "nom=de=plume"

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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, jps wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?


I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.


Jack Goff (the G is silent) has a little comprehension problem. *It
happens when the cortex looses plasticity.

I inserted the "JHerring" just so as not to confuse but, alas, he
found a way. *Where there's a will...


Hey, when it comes to dildos, it's either you, the plum, or harold.
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On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:34:19 -0800, "nom=de=plume"

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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, jps wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?


I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.


Jack Goff (the G is silent) has a little comprehension problem. It
happens when the cortex looses plasticity.

I inserted the "JHerring" just so as not to confuse but, alas, he
found a way. Where there's a will...


Hey, when it comes to dildos, it's either you, the plum, or harold.



Are you prejudice against dildos? Hmmm....

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On 11/6/09 3:39 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
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On Nov 6, 2:00 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:34:19 -0800, "nom=de=plume"

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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?


You must be talking to the "nom", right?


I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.


Jack Goff (the G is silent) has a little comprehension problem. It
happens when the cortex looses plasticity.

I inserted the "JHerring" just so as not to confuse but, alas, he
found a way. Where there's a will...


Hey, when it comes to dildos, it's either you, the plum, or harold.



Are you prejudice against dildos? Hmmm....



His wife left him for one. :)
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On 11/6/09 3:39 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
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On Nov 6, 2:00 pm, wrote:
On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:34:19 -0800, "nom=de=plume"

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On Nov 5, 6:16 pm, wrote:
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You apparently mine to similar depths of thought as Ms. Prejean. What
would that be, maybe about the length of a dildo?

You must be talking to the "nom", right?

I thought he was talking to John. No offense intended of course.

Jack Goff (the G is silent) has a little comprehension problem. It
happens when the cortex looses plasticity.

I inserted the "JHerring" just so as not to confuse but, alas, he
found a way. Where there's a will...


Hey, when it comes to dildos, it's either you, the plum, or harold.



Are you prejudice against dildos? Hmmm....


His wife left him for one. :)



He mistook it for a 1:24 scale pontoon. Played with it in the tub.

He liked that it made a putt-putt sound.
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