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Brave Harley rider...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. |
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"JohnH" wrote in message
... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On 11/1/09 9:44 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html herring is one of the half dozen or so tired old farts whose career apex was being drafted by the military. After all, the military was so selective back then. Anyway their lives revolve around those days, one way or another. |
Brave Harley rider...
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message .. . A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. |
Brave Harley rider...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, jps wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message . .. A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. |
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"JohnH" wrote in message
... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, jps wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." -- Nom=de=Plume |
Brave Harley rider...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. |
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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." Here sweetie. This goes with it. Snerk http://www.watchblog.com/republicans...es/001911.html |
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"H the K" wrote in message
... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! |
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On Nov 2, 4:27*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: *wrote in message . .. On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, *wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" *wrote: *wrote in message om... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, *when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1...shing-to-ge_n_... Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. *Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I don't blame you. Harry has shown here on several occasions that he has mental problems about the opposite sex. |
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"jps" wrote in message
... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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"Loogypicker" wrote in message
... On Nov 2, 4:27 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message . .. On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message om... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1...shing-to-ge_n_... Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I don't blame you. Harry has shown here on several occasions that he has mental problems about the opposite sex. Don't know about Harry or not, but I suspect there are others besides him with those problems. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On 11/2/09 5:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... On Nov 2, 4:27 pm, wrote: "H the wrote in ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1...shing-to-ge_n_... Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I don't blame you. Harry has shown here on several occasions that he has mental problems about the opposite sex. Don't know about Harry or not, but I suspect there are others besides him with those problems. I have no such problems. What we have in rec.boats are a number of right-wing dipsticks and loogy, an alleged left-wing dipstick, who project their personality shortcomings on others. |
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On 11/2/09 5:02 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. I agree with the penultimate poster...post a photo of flajim...he's a girly girl. |
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"H the K" wrote in message
m... On 11/2/09 5:03 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Nov 2, 4:27 pm, wrote: "H the wrote in ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1...shing-to-ge_n_... Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. -- Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I don't blame you. Harry has shown here on several occasions that he has mental problems about the opposite sex. Don't know about Harry or not, but I suspect there are others besides him with those problems. I have no such problems. What we have in rec.boats are a number of right-wing dipsticks and loogy, an alleged left-wing dipstick, who project their personality shortcomings on others. Well, _I_ must have mental problems for engaging with some of the people.... I won't name names, since I wouldn't want to offend people like the bad Jim... oops. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "jps" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. |
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, jps wrote:
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that. |
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JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, jps wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that. Would probably freak out screwdriver boy if he found out the plum was a black hispanic girl. Lol Lol |
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"jps" wrote in message
... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message . .. On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic |
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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 5:02 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. I agree with the penultimate poster...post a photo of flajim...he's a girly girl. Fat fingers with chewed nails are manly? Yes, I saw them. -S |
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:45 -0500, Jim wrote:
JohnH wrote: On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, jps wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that. Would probably freak out screwdriver boy if he found out the plum was a black hispanic girl. Lol Lol Feeling the heat of competition Jimmy babe? You've been rec.boats lady surrogate for so long, you'd probably like to scratch Plum's eyes out, eh? rrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr you little vixen you.... Hard when someone perkier shows up, isn't it? A black, hispanic girl would be no less welcome than any other person, FYI. It'd certainly be a plus to keep the Klan members in line. |
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On 11/2/09 9:02 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:45 -0500, wrote: JohnH wrote: On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that. Would probably freak out screwdriver boy if he found out the plum was a black hispanic girl. Lol Lol Feeling the heat of competition Jimmy babe? You've been rec.boats lady surrogate for so long, you'd probably like to scratch Plum's eyes out, eh? rrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr you little vixen you.... Hard when someone perkier shows up, isn't it? A black, hispanic girl would be no less welcome than any other person, FYI. It'd certainly be a plus to keep the Klan members in line. What's wrong with black Latinas? Lots of them are gorgeous. |
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. |
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume Oh oh! FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight. |
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Don White wrote:
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume Oh oh! FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight. I will continue to refrain from commenting on the kids snapshot. Feel free to act like an ass if that's your rice bag. |
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On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination turkey baster that created flajim, right? http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h |
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On 11/2/09 10:47 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message ... wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume Oh oh! FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight. He drools every night...his teeth are in a waterglass on the night table. |
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "jps" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out. |
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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote: On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination turkey baster that created flajim, right? http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h Hey Krausie. Give JPS a straw and invite him to join you for lunch. I posted a photo of myself and my boat earlier this year. When you guys finish lunch, why don't you upload some photos. You have the cahones, right? |
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:05:55 -0500, Jim wrote:
H the K wrote: On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote: On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination turkey baster that created flajim, right? http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h Hey Krausie. Give JPS a straw and invite him to join you for lunch. I posted a photo of myself and my boat earlier this year. When you guys finish lunch, why don't you upload some photos. You have the cahones, right? Post the URL and I'll agree to post mine. |
Brave Harley rider...
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:56:39 -0500, H the K
wrote: On 11/2/09 10:47 PM, Don White wrote: wrote in message ... wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume Oh oh! FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight. He drools every night...his teeth are in a waterglass on the night table. I figured they'd end up halfway out his mouth supported by the drool laden pillow -- reruns of Hannity blasting on the tube. |
Brave Harley rider...
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." -- Nom=de=Plume |
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"jps" wrote in message
... On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. They know better. I'm armed with terror cat. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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"Don White" wrote in message
... "nom=de=plume" wrote in message ... "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message m... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg -- Nom=de=Plume Oh oh! FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight. I'm was trying to avoid this... -- Nom=de=Plume |
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"jps" wrote in message
... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message . .. On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message m... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message ... On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out. Do you think he'll really need the gps? Sounds like a lot of extra weight. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 21:26:31 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote: "jps" wrote in message .. . On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message ... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "jps" wrote in message om... On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: "H the K" wrote in message .. . On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote: wrote in message ... On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote: On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: wrote in message ... A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these days. Like this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his need to feel self-righteous. Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican plans. Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't drinking his contemptible kool-aid. I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going that can't easily be stopped. Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you? If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a diaper on and drive out to see you. Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper! I'm thinking Baby Huey. Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater in a sheet and pointy hat. Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up here in the woods. But boys from the bayou are so much weirder! We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl). You could be the first! I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror cat. Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon. The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue. One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys crazy and a few of you are married. This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now. http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out. Do you think he'll really need the gps? Sounds like a lot of extra weight. He gets lost real easy if there's no swamp around. |
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H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote: On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith wrote: On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume" wrote: http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, couldn't resist. (-: --Vic I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your door? I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to post your picture. You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination turkey baster that created flajim, right? http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h You're a freakin' pig.... |
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