On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic

H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 5:02 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the wrote in message
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On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
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On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
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A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html



Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think
I am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see
him for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to
anyone is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.



I agree with the penultimate poster...post a photo of flajim...he's a
girly girl.

Fat fingers with chewed nails are manly? Yes, I saw them.

-S

In article ,
says...

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic

Is this our Plume?

--
Wafa free again.

On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:45 -0500, Jim wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these
days.


Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html

Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.
Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."


The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.

I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going
that can't easily be stopped.
Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that.

Would probably freak out screwdriver boy if he found out the plum was a
black hispanic girl. Lol Lol

Feeling the heat of competition Jimmy babe? You've been rec.boats
lady surrogate for so long, you'd probably like to scratch Plum's eyes
out, eh?

rrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr you little vixen you.... Hard when someone
perkier shows up, isn't it?

A black, hispanic girl would be no less welcome than any other person,
FYI. It'd certainly be a plus to keep the Klan members in line.

On 11/2/09 9:02 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:33:45 -0500, wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:46:56 -0800, wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news these
days.


Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html

Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.
Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."


The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom." What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.

I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something going
that can't easily be stopped.
Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

Good guidance, Plum. You should jump all over that.

Would probably freak out screwdriver boy if he found out the plum was a
black hispanic girl. Lol Lol

Feeling the heat of competition Jimmy babe? You've been rec.boats
lady surrogate for so long, you'd probably like to scratch Plum's eyes
out, eh?

rrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr you little vixen you.... Hard when someone
perkier shows up, isn't it?

A black, hispanic girl would be no less welcome than any other person,
FYI. It'd certainly be a plus to keep the Klan members in line.


What's wrong with black Latinas? Lots of them are gorgeous.

On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic

I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.


One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get
you boys crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


--
Nom=de=Plume


Oh oh!
FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight.

Don White wrote:
"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.


Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html

Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.
Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."


The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.

I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.
Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.
Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!
I'm thinking Baby Huey.

Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.
Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.
But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!
I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.
Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.

One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get
you boys crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


--
Nom=de=Plume


Oh oh!
FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight.


I will continue to refrain from commenting on the kids snapshot. Feel
free to act like an ass if that's your rice bag.

On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic

I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.


You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination
turkey baster that created flajim, right?

http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h

On 11/2/09 10:47 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.


One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get
you boys crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


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Oh oh!
FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight.



He drools every night...his teeth are in a waterglass on the night table.