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jps November 3rd 09 04:01 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!


I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.


But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with terror
cat.


Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.



One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair styled
and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you boys
crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing much
has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of
Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out.

Jim November 3rd 09 04:05 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic


I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.



You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination
turkey baster that created flajim, right?

http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h


Hey Krausie. Give JPS a straw and invite him to join you for lunch.

I posted a photo of myself and my boat earlier this year. When you guys
finish lunch, why don't you upload some photos. You have the cahones, right?

jps November 3rd 09 04:50 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:05:55 -0500, Jim wrote:

H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic

I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.



You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination
turkey baster that created flajim, right?

http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h


Hey Krausie. Give JPS a straw and invite him to join you for lunch.

I posted a photo of myself and my boat earlier this year. When you guys
finish lunch, why don't you upload some photos. You have the cahones, right?


Post the URL and I'll agree to post mine.

jps November 3rd 09 04:53 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:56:39 -0500, H the K
wrote:

On 11/2/09 10:47 PM, Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.


One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get
you boys crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


--
Nom=de=Plume


Oh oh!
FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight.



He drools every night...his teeth are in a waterglass on the night table.


I figured they'd end up halfway out his mouth supported by the drool
laden pillow -- reruns of Hannity blasting on the tube.

nom=de=plume November 3rd 09 05:23 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic



"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into
mine."

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume November 3rd 09 05:24 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic


I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.



They know better. I'm armed with terror cat.

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume November 3rd 09 05:25 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
"Don White" wrote in message
...

"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
...
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
m...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when
he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank
him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as
I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal
my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.



One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get
you boys crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


--
Nom=de=Plume


Oh oh!
FlatulentJim will be drooling on his pillow tonight.


I'm was trying to avoid this...

--
Nom=de=Plume



nom=de=plume November 3rd 09 05:26 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
m...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
...
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when
he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank
him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as
I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal
my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.



One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled
and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you
boys
crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much
has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of
Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out.



Do you think he'll really need the gps? Sounds like a lot of extra weight.

--
Nom=de=Plume



jps November 3rd 09 05:45 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 21:26:31 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 14:02:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"jps" wrote in message
om...
On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 13:27:10 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

"H the K" wrote in message
.. .
On 11/2/09 3:11 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:40:18 -0800, wrote:

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 18:44:26 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:

wrote in message
...
A Harley rider is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC, when
he
sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs
her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to
slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the
lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting go of the
girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank
him
endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was
the
most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion
was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as
I
felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed.
I'm
a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this
story
on
the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what
political
affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The
journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it
indeed
brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the major media's approach to the news
these
days.



Like this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_341436.html


Herring can't cite a real story so he posts fantasies that sate
his
need to feel self-righteous.

Dreamy story with a fantasy ending. Sounds like most Republican
plans.

Man, without you and Krause guiding her way, the Plum would be
totally
friggin' lost. From what I see, she needs even more guidance.


"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."



The question, of course, is why does ****-for-brains herring think I
am
guiding "nom" or anyone else here. I've had no contact with "nom."
What
upsets herring, obviously, is that there are a few of us who see him
for
what he is and his positions for what they are, and that we aren't
drinking his contemptible kool-aid.


I don't know either. I haven't communicated out of the newsgroup with
anyone, and I think I'd like to keep it that way. No offense to anyone
is
intended, but I know about stalkers and I don't want to get something
going
that can't easily be stopped.

Don't be so rigid. Can't you tell the flatoejam has a crush on you?
If you continue to let his adoration go unrequited, he might put a
diaper on and drive out to see you.

Hahahahaha.... it might be worth it just to see him in a diaper!

I'm thinking Baby Huey.


Can't understand why you wouldn't want to attend our yearly cookout
and crossburning in Mississippi. Herring sponsors the wood and
gasoline purchases. The Freak is threatening to do his Evil Kneivel
over the burning cross. Jackoff is going to dress his pontoon floater
in a sheet and pointy hat.

Yes, I think I'll pass on that. There are plenty of wacko macho types up
here in the woods.

But boys from the bayou are so much weirder!

We don't have any black, hispanic or female members yet (no one could
prove Karen was really female and FlaJim just acts like a girl).

You could be the first!

I'll have to figure out how to post a pic in a place that won't reveal
my
true identity. I wouldn't want anyone to have a close enounter with
terror
cat.

Please post two, one where you're posing with a semi-automatic weapon.

The other could be for the non-reptilian crowd. Your choice of venue.


One's good for now. I have more recent, more "glamorous" shots (hair
styled
and more brown highlights, make-up, etc.), but I don't want to get you
boys
crazy and a few of you are married.

This is from a a couple years ago on an up-north vacation, but nothing
much
has changed for the worse. My hair more brownish and longer now.

http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg


I bet bad Jim went to Costco, grabbed a box of Depends, a brick of
Velveeta, threw the gps in the car and headed out.



Do you think he'll really need the gps? Sounds like a lot of extra weight.


He gets lost real easy if there's no swamp around.

D.Duck[_5_] November 3rd 09 05:47 AM

Brave Harley rider...
 
H the K wrote:
On 11/2/09 10:44 PM, jps wrote:
On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:59:48 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 15:56:58 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:



http://www.upload.mn/view/w9ihtfi9bc4ltm63om9p.jpg

So, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Sorry, couldn't resist. (-:

--Vic


I'm with Vic. Do you have macho mountain men scratching at your
door?

I'll bet bad Jim soiled his diaper when he saw you had the cahones to
post your picture.



You've seen the photo of the mix used in the artificial insemination
turkey baster that created flajim, right?

http://tinyurl.com/nkhr7h



You're a freakin' pig....


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