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GC Boater wrote:
On Oct 31, 6:31 pm, Tosk wrote:
I need a new material for a rotating sig file and thought a list of
Harry's lies might come in handy for a few..

Here are some of the ones I remember:

Harry said his dad crossed the Atlantic in a small Skiff (Was that with
Evinrude, I don't remember?) But there is no record.

He said they (above) were welcomed to NYC with a fireboat welcome, but
there is no record.

He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.

He said he graduated from Yale, but is not on any alumni lists.

He said he was a writer for a newspaper, but has never produced a by
line.

He said he worked for how many presidents? I just don't remember.

He said, he rounded the Horn single handed, twice. Yeah, right.

He said he singlehanded from California to Catalina Island. Yeah right.

He said he owned a Zimmerman like Lobsta' Boat, and Donnie backed him
up, then retracted it.

He said he is not a pedophile, but constantly talks of degrading women,
and children.

He said he taught English, but he can't write.

He said he is not afraid of me or Loogie but dodged each of us this
summer after telling us he would be in our areas.

He says he is not afraid to go outside, but hides in his basement
clutching a handgun, threatening to shoot even the police if they come
in.

He said his wife was a Dr. Dr. Later he bragged about her getting her
first doctorate.

He said he was raped at the age of 11, and although he has no problem
outing anybody on anything, won't give a name.

He said... errrrrr... Did I forget any, I bet I did, little help here
folks! Thanks.

He said it the link below isn't him, but we know Harry is always
lyin'...
Here is Harry Krause:http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=14243
Harry Krause

Thanks in advance...


More from Krausie, in his own words:

I'm doing my part to ease unemployment. I'm hiring another
writer for my staff. Will be putting the ad on MONSTER.COM and in the
Wash Post.
I need more staff because 2004 is a major election year and business
booked to date indicates we'll be drowning in work. We need to hire
a
production coordinator, too. It has very little to do with the state
of
the economy, other than using it as reason to defeat Republicrap
candidates.

We have first-class benefits, including a top-of-the-line health
insurance plan, a non-contributory defined-benefit pension plan, a

401k,
and a life insurance policy equal to annual salary. We contribute

a
share of profits to the 401k on behalf of the employee. Our

employees
pay $4.50 for generic prescriptions and $8.00 for non-generics,

but
that's going up next year to $10 and $15. New employees get two

weeks
vacation the first year, and that goes to three weeks the third

year. In
addition, we have 12 paid holidays and we shut down from noon on
Christmas eve to the day after New Year's Day. We also provide 20

days
of paid sick leave a year. And we have an outside company

administering
pre-tax flexible bennies for our employees.
Our fringe benefit package follows the trade union model, except,

of
course, for the profit contributions to 401k's. Trade unions are
not-for-profit enterprises.
How do these compare to the bennies at your shop?

…Our business is up because we're on the cusp of an election year.
Our
business always goes up in a major election year.
You could say we're going to be doing very well in 2004 because

Bush is
such a total failure.

The 20 paid sick days aren't part of the "paid" days off unless

those
days are used. None of our people abuses sick leave. In fact, no

one as
yet has even come close to using 20 sick days in one year. They're

there
in case they're needed.

Oh, I forgot. We also provide everyone with LTD.

The company provides an insurance plan that pays 50% of an

employe's
salary for Long Term Disability. Employes have the option of

purchasing
an additional 16.66%, bringing their total to 66.66%. The basic

benefit
maximum is $4,000 per month. With the buy up, the limit is

increased to
$10,000 per month.


Isn't 2004 the year he got fired from Ullico? It's amazing how he got
his home business up to speed after his booting.
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jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:07:02 -0400, Stevie wrote:



"Harold Krause" sounds like an American hero or a huge, lying, narcissist.

-S


Golly Stevie, you sound like you're brand spankin' new to rec.boats.

Why not start by telling us about your boat.


14' Jon w/25HP Merc. What do you have?

-S
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On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 13:16:51 -0500, BAR wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 09:28:08 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote:

On Nov 1, 9:56*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Oct 31, 7:39*pm, H the K wrote:

He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.

Never said that.

Yes you did.

Krausie typed with his own fat fingers:

?His operation was the largest small boat dealership in its area of
New England, and for 30 years, he was the *exclusive* Evinrude dealer
in a densely populated coastal county. He also handled Mercuries. He
never liked Bayliners, and referred to them as "jerry-built."

?From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a year
from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all* outboards sold in his home state for those years. ?


Typing with his fat little fingers and writing of his
?accomplishments? after his father?s death:

?I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing the
new boat industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season.
Everything was sold...every cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days
after I started. For near full-retail, too. ?


That latter is what enabled Krause to buy that gorgeous house with the
quarter mile driveway and the 'Maryland Red' barn.

WAFL!


You mean his neighbor's "Maryland Red' barn?


Well, yeah. Harry's neighbor's Maryland Red barn that was Harry's
until someone noticed it was on his neighbor's property. Of course,
the quarter mile driveway was too.
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On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 10:34:27 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
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On Nov 1, 12:04*pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 09:28:08 -0800 (PST), GC Boater





wrote:
On Nov 1, 9:56*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Oct 31, 7:39*pm, H the K wrote:


He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.


Never said that.


Yes you did.


Krausie typed with his own fat fingers:


“His operation was the largest small boat dealership in its area of
New England, and for 30 years, he was the *exclusive* Evinrude dealer
in a densely populated coastal county. He also handled Mercuries. He
never liked Bayliners, and referred to *them *as "jerry-built."


“From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a year
from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage *of
*all* *outboards sold in his home state for those years. “


Typing with his fat little fingers and writing of his
“accomplishments” after his father’s death:


“I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing the
new boat industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season.
Everything was sold...every cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days
after I started. For near full-retail, too. “


That latter is what enabled Krause to buy that gorgeous house with the
quarter mile driveway and the 'Maryland Red' barn.

WAFL!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


But John, didn't he donate the proceeds to charity? He said that so
it must be true.


Well, maybe that's why the barn is on his neighbor's property, along
with the non-existent quarter-mile driveway.


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JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 10:34:27 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote:

On Nov 1, 12:04 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 09:28:08 -0800 (PST), GC Boater





wrote:
On Nov 1, 9:56 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Oct 31, 7:39 pm, H the K wrote:
He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.
Never said that.
Yes you did.
Krausie typed with his own fat fingers:
“His operation was the largest small boat dealership in its area of
New England, and for 30 years, he was the *exclusive* Evinrude dealer
in a densely populated coastal county. He also handled Mercuries. He
never liked Bayliners, and referred to them as "jerry-built."
“From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a year
from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all* outboards sold in his home state for those years. “
Typing with his fat little fingers and writing of his
“accomplishments” after his father’s death:
“I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing the
new boat industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season.
Everything was sold...every cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days
after I started. For near full-retail, too. “
That latter is what enabled Krause to buy that gorgeous house with the
quarter mile driveway and the 'Maryland Red' barn.

WAFL!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

But John, didn't he donate the proceeds to charity? He said that so
it must be true.


Well, maybe that's why the barn is on his neighbor's property, along
with the non-existent quarter-mile driveway.


It's got to be narcissism. There is no other explanation for lies like
that.

-S
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On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:46:21 -0500, Stevie wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 10:34:27 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote:

On Nov 1, 12:04 pm, JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 1 Nov 2009 09:28:08 -0800 (PST), GC Boater





wrote:
On Nov 1, 9:56 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Oct 31, 7:39 pm, H the K wrote:
He said his dad owned the largest marina in the north east, but no one
has ever heard of it.
Never said that.
Yes you did.
Krausie typed with his own fat fingers:
“His operation was the largest small boat dealership in its area of
New England, and for 30 years, he was the *exclusive* Evinrude dealer
in a densely populated coastal county. He also handled Mercuries. He
never liked Bayliners, and referred to them as "jerry-built."
“From 1947 until he died, he sold more than 500 outboard motors a year
from his stores, accounting for a reasonably high percentage of
*all* outboards sold in his home state for those years. “
Typing with his fat little fingers and writing of his
“accomplishments” after his father’s death:
“I sold off nearly $3,000,000 in new motors and boats, depressing the
new boat industry in southern Connecticut for an entire season.
Everything was sold...every cotter pin, every quart of oil, 30 days
after I started. For near full-retail, too. “
That latter is what enabled Krause to buy that gorgeous house with the
quarter mile driveway and the 'Maryland Red' barn.

WAFL!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
But John, didn't he donate the proceeds to charity? He said that so
it must be true.


Well, maybe that's why the barn is on his neighbor's property, along
with the non-existent quarter-mile driveway.


It's got to be narcissism. There is no other explanation for lies like
that.

-S


Wonder if the plum has any barn stories?
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On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:33:03 -0500, Stevie wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:07:02 -0400, Stevie wrote:



"Harold Krause" sounds like an American hero or a huge, lying, narcissist.

-S


Golly Stevie, you sound like you're brand spankin' new to rec.boats.

Why not start by telling us about your boat.


14' Jon w/25HP Merc. What do you have?


A rowboat built by Snotty Ingersol with long life house paint and a
rusty trailer, with a 25 HP merc.
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jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:33:03 -0500, Stevie wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:07:02 -0400, Stevie wrote:



"Harold Krause" sounds like an American hero or a huge, lying, narcissist.

-S
Golly Stevie, you sound like you're brand spankin' new to rec.boats.

Why not start by telling us about your boat.

14' Jon w/25HP Merc. What do you have?


A rowboat built by Snotty Ingersol with long life house paint and a
rusty trailer, with a 25 HP merc.


Want to trade? I'll take it for even money. You pick up and deliver to
Windermere, FL.

-S
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:16:39 -0500, Stevie wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:33:03 -0500, Stevie wrote:

jps wrote:
On Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:07:02 -0400, Stevie wrote:



"Harold Krause" sounds like an American hero or a huge, lying, narcissist.

-S
Golly Stevie, you sound like you're brand spankin' new to rec.boats.

Why not start by telling us about your boat.
14' Jon w/25HP Merc. What do you have?


A rowboat built by Snotty Ingersol with long life house paint and a
rusty trailer, with a 25 HP merc.


Want to trade? I'll take it for even money. You pick up and deliver to
Windermere, FL.

-S


I wouldn't own a Snotty boat. Mine's a Whaler with mahogany seats and
a steering station in excellent condition. Rigged for a davit.

Wouldn't trade it for the world, unless someone showed up with $5K
cash. Then I'd be boatless.
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